💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Breaking news from Milwaukee...
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A thief has stolen $10k worth of fryers and freezers from the Estabrook Park Biergarten, a known haunt of Patrick S Tomlinson and Niki Robinson, who live nearby.
As the financial situation at 2611 N Oakland Ave deteriorates, it appears that Pat is looking to boost he' basemen' bid-nezz, nowhutI'sayin?

(archive) https://www.wisn.com/article/thousa...olen-milwaukee-beer-garden-estabrook/45367265

How do you waltz into a wide-open park and make off with a bunch of large commercial kitchen equipment? It could only be done under the cover of fatness.
 
Fatrick paid a gang of local "youths" to steal a box truck and do the heist but after they delivered the goods they were never seen again...
 
OtherLastTrainHome said:
jackie can't be a real person. a conspiracy pill slipped into my coffee at some point and i just cannot believe she's an actual human being and not a deephoax perfectly designed to embarrass the fuck out of fatrick.
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She's not a person, she's half pajeet, half fat, and half sender of nudes to teenagers. I know that adds up to more than one but have you seen how fat she is?
 
Summer of George said:
Breaking news from Milwaukee...
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A thief has stolen $10k worth of fryers and freezers from the Estabrook Park Biergarten, a known haunt of Patrick S Tomlinson and Niki Robinson, who live nearby.
As the financial situation at 2611 N Oakland Ave deteriorates, it appears that Pat is looking to boost he' basemen' bid-nezz, nowhutI'sayin?

(archive) https://www.wisn.com/article/thousa...olen-milwaukee-beer-garden-estabrook/45367265

How do you waltz into a wide-open park and make off with a bunch of large commercial kitchen equipment? It could only be done under the cover of fatness.
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He's probably trying to expand the Niggeroni business in time for Oktoberfest so he can earn money to pay the rest of what he owes to Quasi.
 
I haven't seen it posted here but r8 me l8 if it has, but if you go to the half-hovel on Google Maps it's tagged as "Fatricks Breakfast and Breakfast" and as of a week ago people started leaving reviews:

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Associate Rick said:
How long til someone reviews the beef wellington?
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Oh Jesus everytime I just start to forget about the horror that was Rick's "Beef Wellington" and I use the term extremely loosely, one of you fuckers reposts it and once again puts me off the very idea of what used to be one of my favorite steak and pastry meal choices.
Rick's crimes against culinary arts are many and horrific, from the niggeroni to pastry, the man has no conscience.
You'd think someone so FAT would at least make sure their food is edible.
Dogs would probably turn their snoots up if offered Pats idea of "food."
 
Associate Rick said:
How long til someone reviews the beef wellington?
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I can't believe you made me look at that thing with my poor, innocent eyes. Why would you do that to me?

Procrastinhater said:
Oh Jesus everytime I just start to forget about the horror that was Rick's "Beef Wellington" and I use the term extremely loosely, one of you fuckers reposts it and once again puts me off the very idea of what used to be one of my favorite steak and pastry meal choices.
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I'm the opposite apparently because my reaction to that abomination unto the Lord is the immediate desire to make one properly as a sort of karmic counterbalance to the existence of that thing.
 
Boston Brand said:
So, I have an early present for all of you.

Pat's Nielsen BookScan sales numbers.

Wew lad are they bad.

The Ark: 2,631
Trident's Forge: 1,087
Children of the Divide: 530
Gate Crashers: 970
Starship Repo: 526
In the Black: 231

No wonder nobody has ever seen his books in stores. With sales that bad, his publishers might as well have set his advance on fire.
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I went back in this thread to look for the apparently infamous beef wellington, and saw this post. Quoting it for other newbies like me who hadn't seen it. The numbers are from two years ago, would be interesting to see an update. In the Black has 216 reviews on Amazon, for example, so it must have sold a bunch more in the interim.
 
This tweet is funny alone, but everything I've heard about this specific Star Wars show is that it's just more of the same product that Disney+ churns out and you can really tell. They even said they were putting more money into their parks because the streaming shows aren't working.

Also check out the engagement, 17 whole likes!

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