💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Can't wait for Conservative firebrand Patrick Tomlinson to weep in rage about Feinstein dying.
 
I can’t wait for someone to call him out on John Wu having finally admitted he’s a man. Piggy has been insisting he’s a woman for years now.
 
Piggle Rick said:
I can’t wait for someone to call him out on John Wu having finally admitted he’s a man. Piggy has been insisting he’s a woman for years now.
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I prefer laughing at Frank Wu for marrying a man, while pretending to be straight, but I get your point.

One of the best things about Fatrick is that he wouldn’t even do the slightly less embarrassing thing when caught out like this, and just ignore any calling out.

He will try to rebuff with a Technicality Thompson or claim he was talking about a different Briana Wu.
 
Plague Flea said:
Almost certainly. In Rick’s mind only weak, coddled men wear undies. Real, manly men go without. They don’t care about the chafing because they develop a leather bellend.
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Patrick doesn't wear undies after too many wedgies. They can give him a wedgie without the tightty whitties
 
Seanut Arbuckle said:
My peppers didn't grow nicely this year I suspect it has to do with how cool summer was early on. The reapers grew normally but my habenero plants are rather stunted compared to previous years and the bell peppers I tried to grow never grew from the seedling state I had bought them in. Lot of other gardeners I know had the same issues with similar plants.
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My peppers were shite this year, I think they just didn't get enough sunlight over late spring/early summer.
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I wonder if he mutters "enjoy prison" when some old lady bumps her Walmart cart on his rustang, or some frat guy pushes him over to get to the bartender first?
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I have to confess that today I told an annoying fly to 'enjoy prison, stalker' after I gave up trying to shoo it out of my house.
GamerGateSurvivor said:
has argued with his own toilet on social media
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'Patrick S Toiletson' always makes me laugh because I like to suspend disbelief and assume that either Patrick named his toilet after himself, or the toilet named itself after Pat. Either is pretty funny.
 
keytar said:
My peppers were shite this year, I think they just didn't get enough sunlight over late spring/early summer.

I have to confess that today I told an annoying fly to 'enjoy prison, stalker' after I gave up trying to shoo it out of my house.

'Patrick S Toiletson' always makes me laugh because I like to suspend disbelief and assume that either Patrick named his toilet after himself, or the toilet named itself after Pat. Either is pretty funny.
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He's probably named his toilet to Captain's chair or some other retarded nerd name because he thinks he's a geek humour mastermind.
 
patrick in the mosh pit, every single time someone bumps into him or pushes around he turns to them and says “enjoy prison stalker”
 
FinnSven said:
I prefer laughing at Frank Wu for marrying a man, while pretending to be straight, but I get your point.

One of the best things about Fatrick is that he wouldn’t even do the slightly less embarrassing thing when caught out like this, and just ignore any calling out.

He will try to rebuff with a Technicality Thompson or claim he was talking about a different Briana Wu.
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Or just straight up continue denying.
Pat thinks reality is what he says it is. I think paying Quasi broke the last threads of his sanity, that were already worn thin almost to breaking (because he is FAT.)
 
DogZero said:
patrick in the mosh pit, every single time someone bumps into him or pushes around he turns to them and says “enjoy prison stalker”
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Bold of you to assume anybody escapes Rick's event horizon once they enter. He's like a black hole in that way only he's white and greasy and instead of spaghettified they get pepperonified.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Or just straight up continue denying.
Pat thinks reality is what he says it is. I think paying Quasi broke the last threads of his sanity, that were already worn thin almost to breaking (because he is FAT.)
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So have we reached the point where Patrick is officially buck broken? Or do we still have so much further to dig?

Personally I think the buck was broken during the initial SWAT police audio.
 
Something Awful said:
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"I have no personality disorder". Nigga, your catchphrase is "you have been instructed many thousands of times..." What was that saying, "doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is how healthy minds behave"?
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At this point, Rick is not remotely a complete stranger to any atalkers. He replies to and talks about them as much as they collectively talk about and to him.

Also pretty funny for Jackie to be saying "imagine a mob following you around just to post ... including allegations of the worst crimes you can imagine" considering she's sending false accusations about actual random people having committed specific crimes to people. Pat, at the very least, delusionally believes this is something the "authorities" will take care of once they listen to him.
 
Reading through Fatrick's twitter perfectly describes the phrase "too fucking stupid to realize how fucking stupid one is"

Its just one retarded banger tweet after another
 
jackie can't be a real person. a conspiracy pill slipped into my coffee at some point and i just cannot believe she's an actual human being and not a deephoax perfectly designed to embarrass the fuck out of fatrick.
 
OtherLastTrainHome said:
jackie can't be a real person. a conspiracy pill slipped into my coffee at some point and i just cannot believe she's an actual human being and not a deephoax perfectly designed to embarrass the fuck out of fatrick.
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Whoever created this super long con that would pretend to accidentally come by Fatrick and make this alliance that would embarrass him and eventually reveal how retarded he is, well done
 
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