💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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To be as charitable as possible to Fatrick, the Romans did have auxiliaries with them at Teutoburg. Its possible that some of these auxiliaries were Gauls. But we all know that's not what he meant.
 
Divine right to rule said:
>Gauls in Teutoburg Forest
>literally 2 typos in 5 short sentences
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I wonder what people of normal intelligence think looking at some fat fuck saying "Enjoy prison" in response to someone doing nothing but correcting obvious typos. Felony typo correction?
 
Lord Denning said:
To be as charitable as possible to Fatrick, the Romans did have auxiliaries with them at Teutoburg. Its possible that some of these auxiliaries were Gauls. But we all know that's not what he meant.
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He probably doesn't even know what auxiliaries are, he also thinks every Roman general spoke English with a British accent and everyone wore shiny red armor while fighting evil barbarians covered in mud and wolf skin.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Eric Hildeman has spent the past few days trying to figure out how to post GIFs to OnA Forums. For someone who’s so keen to tell people he’s a genius (false), he has a hard time doing basic shit.

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Hildy released a podcast where he proudly boasts of “owning” Dan Mullen while getting absolutely everything wrong. If I didn’t know better, I’d think Jackie has been encouraging Hildy to step on all these rakes publicly in order to distract everyone from all the dirt OnA has dug up on her. Hildy and Jackie are both more hateworthy than Pat for me at this point.
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Seems like he's still stuck on the, "Sure, pedophiles are bad, but you guys are worse because you're MEAN!" line of argument.
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
lol pats first aid flex. I remember my cringiest lie from being like 11 years old and chatting on AIM. I told this dude I once did a keg stand from a keg filled with orange juice to impress him in my infinite wisdom of the world at the time. This tweet reminded me of that lol. He can’t just be a little versed in first aid, he’s gotta make sure nobody else can one up him. The insecurity really is impressive, the way it drives him to lie about the weirdest shit. I guess some guys get blessed with a nice fawkin piece and some guys sew legs on with basketball needles and condescendingly tell women on Twitter who are just trying to help spread a little awareness.

Not pictured: the woman being so impressed by this display of manliness that she begged pat to come fuck her right then.
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Didn’t he brag about a girl dying on his watch as a life guard? It was such a weird thing to bring up, but I think he mentioned that CPR failed to revive her to win an argument.

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Seems like he's still stuck on the, "Sure, pedophiles are bad, but you guys are worse because you're MEAN!" line of argument.
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>scountroll

Is he trying to make a portmanteau of scoundrel and troll? What the fuck is he even talking about and why would you care about an online memorial? Those exist to be defaced like Art Center signs exist to have F spray painted next to them so they read “FArt Center”.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Didn’t he brag about a girl dying on his watch as a life guard? It was such a weird thing to bring up, but I think he mentioned that CPR failed to revive her to win an argument.


>scountroll

Is he trying to make a portmanteau of scoundrel and troll? What the fuck is he even talking about and why would you care about an online memorial? Those exist to be defaced like Art Center signs exist to have F spray painted next to them so they read “FArt Center”.
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I just read that thread, he’s such a hatable little worm. I wonder if it’s true that the brother men got him canned from attending that children’s sci-fi event, I hope so.

And yeah I think he bragged about two people dying on his watch.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
idn’t he brag about a girl dying on his watch as a life guard? It was such a weird thing to bring up, but I think he mentioned that CPR failed to revive her to win an argument.
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No aTalker child. I did not fail to revive her, I simply stopped doing cpr prematurely because the amount fat & cholesterol in my coronary arteries would've caused me to go into cardiac arrest almost instantly. So not only did I safe my life, I saved her from dying via alcohol poisoning by not exposing her to my bud light platinum breath.
Enjoy Prison.
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
I just read that thread, he’s such a hatable little worm. I wonder if it’s true that the brother men got him canned from attending that children’s sci-fi event, I hope so.

And yeah I think he bragged about two people dying on his watch.
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That's bizarre to brag about for two reasons. The first being the obvious that he failed hard at a lifeguard job.

The second that IF it's true, it's incredibly, odds of a million, unlucky.
Most lifeguards don't ever have to rescue someone in their whole tenure as a lifeguard, let alone have someone die.

Perhaps these two who did because they started to get into trouble, realized that they would be rescued by Fatrick, so just simply gave up on living?
 
Maude Snew said:
Uh oh you guys Fat Rick has declared war on AI.
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Talk about war pigs, cry stalker and let slip the hogs of war. Some engagement that is for 50k followers although more than his usual one or two likes.
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Fatrick single handedly removed the 'I' from AI.

He has done more damage to Skynet than the entirety of the Human Resistance.
 
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Hypothetically if there were a genre writer of Pat's approximate experience and education that I actually enjoyed--one who wrote well, ignored his stalker childs, didn't act like a snotty preteen toward all and sundry, wasn't a fat greasy fatty ding dong fatass...

If hypothetically such a person existed, and made just one tweet with these kind of asspull proclamations, I'd probably find it so grating I'd stop following and be too embarrassed to admit to being a fan.
 
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