💬 Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

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Was in Berkeley tonight. Here's a couple pooners nearby. The FTM tag on grindr is hard to sort through because it's like 90% dudes who are willing to fuck a pooner vs actual pooners.

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Every gay man's dream
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She's trying to lure trannies in with her shark.
 

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An actual clown:
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Is this one of those dog fetishes?

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Charlie is just a kind and loyal man who wants a boyfriend on a hookup app.

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This one needs to tuck their underwear label in and stop taking girly photos with urinals:

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The poses are usually to show off muscle, how can someone be so chunky but still have stick arms?

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PandaChai said:
I am very confused which sex this Maxxie creature is.
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I searched within the 'ftm' tag.

However as it's also populated by creepy autistic men wanting easy lays with delusional autistic young women and the best way to do that is them to just dye their hair: I could easily be wrong with that one.
 
Splayd said:
I searched within the 'ftm' tag.

However as it's also populated by creepy autistic men wanting easy lays with delusional autistic young women and the best way to do that is them to just dye their hair: I could easily be wrong with that one.
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I have just learnt this for myself when out on a content foraging excursion. I refuse to pay the grindr corporation more than my monthly food bill just to gawk at pooners though, so here is just a little taste of the doods roaming the English countryside at 5am:
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And (IMO) worst for last:
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JimiHendrix said:
i mean, i won't lie, i've got a bit of an issue when it comes to not putting my dick into every single person I meet. but we're workin' on it. lives hard with an overactive sex drive.
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That's it. That's the thread. We can't get any better post than this. Let's pack up.


Maybe someone should make a thread called "Having Sex with FtMs" or "Sex and the Kiwis" for people to powerlevel more in. I don't even give a fuck about FtMs anymore I want more people to powerlevel about sex on kiwi farms because it produces incredibly weird statements and some startling insight on some members' psychology. I'm sorry JimiHendrix, this is your reputation now, and I'm sorry you did it on a thread about FtMs instead of something cooler or stupider.Also, good luck on the sex drive bit, I mean that seriously.
 
AMHOLIO said:
That's it. That's the thread. We can't get any better post than this. Let's pack up.


Maybe someone should make a thread called "Having Sex with FtMs" or "Sex and the Kiwis" for people to powerlevel more in. I don't even give a fuck about FtMs anymore I want more people to powerlevel about sex on kiwi farms because it produces incredibly weird statements and some startling insight on some members' psychology. I'm sorry JimiHendrix, this is your reputation now, and I'm sorry you did it on a thread about FtMs instead of something cooler or stupider.Also, good luck on the sex drive bit, I mean that seriously.
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I honestly don't see the issue? Like maybe I'm not prudish enough, but, I like sex. Most people do, is it really that weird that I don't mind talking openly about it?

Also never really grasped the "power level" shit, I mean, I didn't state the persons name, how we met, what happened between us, etc etc. I feel like that'd be power leveling, I just said I had sex with a FTM who barely started T on a thread about FTMs. seems a bit much to say that's oversharing.

but hey, whatever, if this is what I'll be known for after 4 years on the Farms, fine with me. could certainly be known for a hell of a lot worse.

edit: look at the post above, with that "Sebastian" person, that ain't a fuckin' man. mentally unstable woman, but an easy lay most likely.
 
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I fucking love it when yaoi fans and other „gay loving“ girls find out that homos are not girlish romantics like in their anime and also not wise sage lovebirds like in modern family, but complete and utter fucking degenerates with four to five digit body counts and a very loose definition of consent and age of consent.
 
JimiHendrix said:
but hey, whatever, if this is what I'll be known for after 4 years on the Farms, fine with me. could certainly be known for a hell of a lot worse.
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Given my druthers, I'd rather you'd get famous for rating these pooner poons. C'mon Jimi, is that last batch Hot or Not?

Beyond seeing these women as fatherless sex abuse victims, I don't really know what I'm looking at here. Please educate us.
 
Drachenlord said:
I fucking love it when yaoi fans and other „gay loving“ girls find out that homos are not girlish romantics like in their anime and also not wise sage lovebirds like in modern family, but complete and utter fucking degenerates with four to five digit body counts and a very loose definition of consent and age of consent.
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And frankly fuck them for intruding on their degenerate gay sex app. These dudes are looking for cock and ass. If these Grindr users wanted pussy they would be at home with their wives.
 
Lady Bizness said:
Given my druthers, I'd rather you'd get famous for rating these pooner poons. C'mon Jimi, is that last batch Hot or Not?

Beyond seeing these women as fatherless sex abuse victims, I don't really know what I'm looking at here. Please educate us.
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yeah, i got nothing better to do and apparently got no shame, so sure.

Pigeon Boy clearly has autism, not really interested.

JD might be able to get it.

Sebastian can get it.

FTMBreedSlave is weird, like, nice body, but that looks more like a gay twink than an FTM? kinda not buying it. (also a name like "FTMBreedSlave" is a huge red flag.)

all the other pictures on this page are awful abominations and I would not go anywhere near them.
 
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