💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[biggacracka]

wasted pulpork

You know fatty ate it all. Possibly even before he got to the men orgy

 

[AnOminous]

Someone at the event posted pictures of the food served - no PULPORK or brisket to be seen:

What an absolute fucking idiot. Yet another Jagoff fail.

 

[desudesu]

I think it's even more simple, he was told not to bring his phone into the event. That's the only reason he wasn't Live Fatting it.

Oh, that stroked narc sure did bring his phone all right. He was the only one taking photos of the pastors giving a speech and constantly editing it on PhotoGrid™ with random captions taken from the sermons, and uploading it on boomerbook to show how pious he is for attending the event and ass kissing the pastors:

 

[p1138]

You know fatty ate it all. Possibly even before he got to the men orgy

I don't think it was entirely eaten before the gay orgy. But Fatty using it an an excuse to be fat and cook more meat than necessary for normal humans? Absolutely. Remember the church chili? With the year old frozen brisket? Fatty can have Tammy throw the shit in the freezer and he can just microwave himself some meat for weeks at a time for a 2500 calorie snack here and there.

edit: Actually looking up this "church" on google, I knew the memes about the shit that goes on at these mega churches for spectacle, but this is a church? Supposedly from June 2019 according to google:

Do you seriously need lasers, fog, and pyrotechnics to keep these people throwing money at your church? That's not a church service, it's a fucking circus.

 

[ZipDisk]

I thought that was the music they used as code for the carnies for "The tent is on fire, let's get the fuck out of here".

 

[AnOminous]

Do you seriously need lasers, fog, and pyrotechnics to keep these people throwing money at your church? That's not a church service, it's a fucking circus.

This is why I sympathize with the tradcaths who still want to do the Tridentine Mass with Latin. This shit is not worship of God in the slightest. It is garbage. These assholes might as well just be worshipping Satan.

 

[Kaiba Cuqk63]

Leaf here. The video is region-blocked. I'd love to watch it, though, since I've never seen it before.

I've also been looking for this video for a long time. The link the OP has been down since before I first encountered this thread. The video has to go up in parts as they spend 30 minutes with Jack. I could only get it by recording my screen. The farms won't let me upload in line right now.

Summarized:
Part 1 - Jack fails to impress right off the gate. The investors are shocked at how little Jack knows about his own product.
Part 2 - Jack is invited to prove himself in a cook-off against (according to the show) the best BBQ chef in west TX. Jack manages to cook nothing.
Part 3 - Despite bombing every part of the pitch so far, the investors are curious about his YT channel doing 2+ million views per month at the time. Jack throws everything away and cries.

Edit:

The uploads aren't appearing after posting, will edit with files later. Tried again just now, no luck

 

[p1138]

This is why I sympathize with the tradcaths who still want to do the Tridentine Mass with Latin. This shit is not worship of God in the slightest. It is garbage. These assholes might as well just be worshipping Satan.

I've seen satan worship services, which particular flavor of whatever satan church I have no fucking idea but even with all of the nonsense it's still many tiers below the bullshit that "church" does. It's pure visual and audio noise to entertain mushbrain idiots like Fatty. There was another video on google for the location for some youth event that involved a kid riding a BMX bike and another one on a dirtbike on stage.

I haven't been to a church service in decades, I don't like churches, want nothing to do with them. But this shitty "Cornerstone Nashville" is not a fucking church. It's a clown show with a christian veneer thrown on top for tax purposes.

 

[Tiresome]

Can't snip it now, but I took a gander at the church website and one of the primary tenets of Cornerstone Nashville is...faith healing. How's that working out for you, Ol' Strokey?

 

[ZipDisk]

Found it, the Carnie "let's get the fuck out of here" song is Stars and stripes forever by John Philip Sousa.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

From Jack's recent post where he doxxed himself I looked up his address and realized that the genius packed up and moved about 30 minutes away from the large medical center where he received post-stroke care after the great strokes of '18 and '23. Previously, he lived 8-10 minutes away from the hospital.

With strokes every minute counts ("Time is brain"). Jack bought a place that is almost 5 times further from the hospital in order to own the libs moving into Hendersonville.

 

[make_it_so]

From Jack's recent post where he doxxed himself I looked up his address and realized that the genius packed up and moved about 30 minutes away from the large medical center where he received post-stroke care after the great strokes of '18 and '23. Previously, he lived 8-10 minutes away from the hospital.

With strokes every minute counts ("Time is brain"). Jack bought a place that is almost 5 times further from the hospital in order to own the libs moving into Hendersonville.

Wait, so this is an actual place he purchased? I thought he had moved in with his son.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Wait, so this is an actual place he purchased? I thought he had moved in with his son.

Yup. They downgraded and moved to the boonies where they purchased a place that looks like a meth lab that was renovated . On the contrary, his son and daughter-in-law live with them now. I'm guessing they don't pay rent in exchange for Junior's wife wiping Jack's ass when Tammy can't.

 

[Polska krowa]

Do you seriously need lasers, fog, and pyrotechnics to keep these people throwing money at your church? That's not a church service, it's a fucking circus.

The video reminds me of that kid streamer with all the pyro in his room

To your point, yes, this is how churches retain and indoctrinate people, through music and visual displays. It's the reason that churches put such a heavy emphasis on hymns and prayer. If you can get someone to sing along with you, then they'll keep coming and believe pretty much anything you tell them (there's been extensive research into this, including research by churches as they want to maximise their retention). Music and visual displays also resonate with us on a deep emotional level, more than 40 minute sermon does, which is why places like Cornerstone invest so heavily into set design, actors/dancers/musicians (although they often prefer to draw from their congregation if possible, as it's significantly cheaper), and sound/VFX; generally to a similar amount, if not more than, Broadway shows.

Here's Maury "The Beheader" Davis giving a sermon at Cornerstone as an example:

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Yup. They downgraded and moved to the boonies where they purchased a place that looks like a meth lab that was renovated . On the contrary, his son and daughter-in-law live with them now. I'm guessing they don't pay rent in exchange for Junior's wife wiping Jack's ass when Tammy can't.

Wait, so this is an actual place he purchased? I thought he had moved in with his son.

My understanding is they bought a piece of land that already had the smaller house on it, and that's for the kids, and then Jack and Tammy are in the process of having a McMansion built on the same piece of land for themselves. This is what I've gathered from browsing his various social media pages as well as reading his comment replies on YouTube. He posted a picture of (I assume) what the house will look like on Facebook a few months back:

 

[Stan]

His bitmoji self is so painfully gay and it has been since the bitmoji Jack on his apron with the saucy stare as he rises from a frying pan:

That expression is gay as gay. He looks as if he’s reacting to being seduced by his crush at the Men’s guild

 

[desudesu]

Almost 24 hours since the Men's Night and there's still no pictures of the PULPORK and brisket. Looks like the meats will be memory-holed again. Same thing with the dishwasher salmon and the Italian beef videos.

JACK. POST YOU MEATS!

 

[Free the Pedos]

Oh, that stroked narc sure did bring his phone all right. He was the only one taking photos of the pastors giving a speech and constantly editing it on PhotoGrid™ with random captions taken from the sermons, and uploading it on boomerbook to show how pious he is for attending the event and ass kissing the pastors:

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But seeds don’t die when they go into the ground…? If they did, they couldn’t “multiply.”

 

[Stan]

But seeds don’t die when they go into the ground…? If they did, they couldn’t “multiply.”

First century metaphors for a twenty first century audience. To people back then it was a sacrifice to plant seed but it yielded this reliable miracle of growing and multiplying. They also extended it to the brewing of alcohol. You sacrifice the grape, get wine later.

 

[Stan]

Double checking my store brand Italian seasoning:

"INGREDIENTS: Majoran, Thyme, Rosemary, Savory, Sage, Oregano, Basil"

I think it's pretty well covered.

these dumb spice mixes are why black people credibly accuse white people of being unable to season food properly.

every spice is better fresh. For the green herbs that means build an herb garden or buy them fresh from the store. For the dry spices like anise, cardamom, coriander, cloves, peppercorns, etc. it means you should buy them in whole and then prepare them before use in a recipe. Nutmeg is a serious offender to me; it loses most of its flavor a couple days after you grind it, it’s not actually hard to grate some nutmeg for a recipe (well maybe if you’re Jack it is) and yet white people buy it preground anyway.

Ground cinnamon gets a pass. Grinding it yourself is really difficult. Ground mustard, ground cloves, ditto.

Basically half of the ground prepared spices in the spice aisle will just add color or green flakes to the food (I’m looking at you, “dried parsley”.) It’s a trap, a scam I tells ya. And to make matters worse, people hang onto these bottles for months or even years. By that point most of the flavors except salt are going to go inert.

Jack apparently uses powdered dried garlic in place of fresh and also uses way too much of it. A cooking show by a guy who doesn’t know how to cook that’s been running for over a decade smh