August 22nd Kiwi Farms Merch Sale

[WW 635]

You should also sell the design as an underwear line at some point.

 

[Mikeula]

Waiting for Katsu Kitty flesh light, will buy two

 

[lurkf9217]

This is some form of Andy Kaufmanesque performance art, right?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

You should also sell the design as an underwear line at some point.

Kiwi branded thongs, man. Let's make this happen.

 

[Super Collie]

Will there be non-$25 stickers in case we just want to buy a lot of them to stick everywhere?

 

[HG 400]

So when we order how long until Dynastia doxes us with the payment information? A day? A week?

lol am i literally some kind of preturnatural dox-god boogeyman at this point? wtf

 

[WW 635]

I once told @Rio's Husbando that I wasn't interested in buying merch from his Twitter account. The next night I woke up to him peeking over the side of my bed, spun af and waving a bumper sticker in my face.

 

[Null]

This is some form of Andy Kaufmanesque performance art, right?

Absolutely not. You're trapped in the belly of this machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.

Will there be non-$25 stickers in case we just want to buy a lot of them to stick everywhere?

Yes.

 

[Spelling Bee]

I wonder how well a mug with "At least you're not Jake Rapp" on it would sell? It would be the perfect gift for anyone with a soul-crushing office job.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Tell me when the shirts come in XXXXXXXXL and the @TrippinKahlua husbando pillow cases are up.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

Don't need supporter status but hell yes I need a million kf stickers

 

[HG 400]

Can you sell Vordrak-themed sex toys?

 

[Cuck Norris]

I wonder how well a mug with "At least you're not Jake Rapp" on it would sell? It would be the perfect gift for anyone with a soul-crushing office job.

Sounds like a great way to advertise one's crippling virginity.

 

[HG 400]

Also can you sell toilet seat covers with @Melchett selfies on them

And a @Pandas Galore fleshlight?

 

[Hyperion]

Waiting for Katsu Kitty flesh light, will buy two

Only if it moans like a princess.

 

[LM 697]

I would buy a(n) [item] that says "great thread." Maybe even two.

 

[creamyfanta]

Can we get a classic cwc shirt with a kiwi on it? I'd buy that and ironically wear it to work and laugh to myself autistically all day.

 

[DN 420]

Add a bulk option for the stickers. I'll use my usual $700 saved up for Chris and instead flood my local streets with the weird forceps kiwi.

 

[Yaks]

I want my mug, yo.

 

[Hyperion]

Gonna buy a sticker and put it somewhere ADF will see it.
Bouncing and squeaking intensifies