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Average Pepsi Enjoyer said:
You know the two "yoga mats" he bought that people were wondering about? On Reddit, pic attached, someone mentioned he got into MTG hardcore lately, and we know he's been spotted playing games around the area too.

I don't think those mats are gonna be used for yoga. I think they bought them as a cheap alternative to buying neoprene mats to play card games on, or they are just big desk mats since TCG playmats tend to be huge anyway. They probably bought two, one for him, and one for her, to play MTG on.
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a good mat is usually like $40 so it tracks if two poor auts on tugboats buying yoga mats as a way cheaper surface for tcgs
 
TotalWeenDeath said:
a good mat is usually like $40 so it tracks if two poor auts on tugboats buying yoga mats as a way cheaper surface for tcgs
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This. I've bought mats that ran from $30-$40 each, while giant mousepad desk mats/yoga mats of the same size at Walmart, where they were, only run you about $9-$12, so buying two of those would be less than buying an actual quality mat. Definitely a lighter load on their tugboats if actual cash is gonna be spent on buying pricey high-end MTG singles instead.
 
Inb4 it was non-consensual and the woman uses those images to send him right back to the slammer
 
You know, there’s a lot of retarded schizos out there joining retarded schizo cults. What are the chances she’s a Dimensional Merge true believer?
 
ShitLurker said:
Holy shit! Hell IS freezing over!

So poll time on why she's humoring the lord of the Dimensional Merge:

A. "I CAN FIX HIM!"
B. "I feel bad for him..."
C. "OMFG, I'll be FAMOUSSSS!!"
D. "I want to be a good ally and suck ALLLLLLL the tranny dick!"

Place your vote and you may win a Sonichu medallion delivered by Christiiiiina herself!
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see? this is what im talking about
 
ShitLurker said:
Holy shit! Hell IS freezing over!

So poll time on why she's humoring the lord of the Dimensional Merge:

A. "I CAN FIX HIM!"
B. "I feel bad for him..."
C. "OMFG, I'll be FAMOUSSSS!!"
D. "I want to be a good ally and suck ALLLLLLL the tranny dick!"

Place your vote and you may win a Sonichu medallion delivered by Christiiiiina herself!
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  • A is possible.
  • B is also possible if she's a very empathetic social worker who isn't, in fact, fucking Chris. It also plays into A.
  • C is not likely because unlike the typical ween she has no (known) online presence, I don't think this is Emily 2. She wouldn't stick with him for that long and in that fashion if she were looking for attention, we'd probably already be getting Discord leaks and whatever the fuck else.
  • D is possible but only as a complement to A or B, whether she's a social worker or gf.
As an aside: man, the more I think about it the more I just wish we get another Ivy comic out of this. Chris is sedated to fuck so I don't think he's capable of that level of mania anymore, but here's hoping the gal pal revives the autistic energy in him so he's more than a dead husk with a god complex.
 
The way the Redditor described it, repeating "she looked uncomfortable" over and over, makes it sound like Megan 2.0- Chris getting inappropriately intimate with some hapless autistic chick, who's too shy/insecure to whack Chris on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and say "NO!!"
 
The Christory mantra:
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I don't know, there's something kind of gross to me about being intimate with a woman who is not a blood relative. It's just not the Virginia way.
 
Dr. Matthew C. Harris said:
  • A is possible.
  • B is also possible if she's a very empathetic social worker who isn't, in fact, fucking Chris. It also plays into A.
  • C is not likely because unlike the typical ween she has no (known) online presence, I don't think this is Emily 2. She wouldn't stick with him for that long and in that fashion if she were looking for attention, we'd probably already be getting Discord leaks and whatever the fuck else.
  • D is possible but only as a complement to A or B, whether she's a social worker or gf.
As an aside: man, the more I think about it the more I just wish we get another Ivy comic out of this. Chris is sedated to fuck so I don't think he's capable of that level of mania anymore, but here's hoping the gal pal revives the autistic energy in him so he's more than a dead husk with a god complex.
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Yeah, jokes aside, I can see it being more of a combo of A, B plus some social pressure from D that is strong enough to make it happen. Deny an ugly fat retard? That's fine, deny an ugly fat retard that calls wasself a women? You are a fucking monster and should be ashamed of yourself.
Snuckening2 said:
The way the Redditor described it, repeating "she looked uncomfortable" over and over, makes it sound like Megan 2.0- Chris getting inappropriately intimate with some hapless autistic chick, who's too shy/insecure to whack Chris on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and say "NO!!"
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This I'd need some proof in my bowl. Chris has a mountain of ALogs, so "she looked uncomfortable" could be real, or some good ol fashion editorializing. Who knows, maybe it's truuuuuuue loooooove! (lets just hope he never meets the in-law if you know what I'm saying).
 
If Chantal can get multiple partners and even married, regardless of the circumstances or reasons, there's no reaon why Chris can't get some insane woman to be his love slave.
 
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