Elon Musk has been a U.S. citizen for decades, Jon.
I've said it before but these losers don't even understand what real wealth and power is like. If Elon wanted Jackie or Rick murdered it would be incredibly simple and nobody would ever know. Elon, Bezos and some others could probably even murder an American journalist if they really wanted to. What is the logic where someone with legitimate power, let alone anyone really, would have to send coded messages through public replies to carry out plans? They did this with Trump when he was the most powerful man in the world, now they hang around Elon's account all day long looking for the same. I know why they do it and why they think this, I just think it's amazing that the doubt of reality never seeps in through any cracks.
Probably because Patirck's so fat he blocks out reality.
Patrick Tomlinson waited. The phone in front of him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were stalkers in the half-hovel. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to MPD were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Rick was a lolcow for five years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to write about the ships, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE TROLL BY STALKERS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the half-hovel in the ghetto he knew there were stalkers.
"This is Josiah," the phone crackered. "You must pay Quasi!"
So Rick gotted a Telegram and SWATTed himself.
"HE'S A FAT FAGGOT WITH BITCH TITS," said the stalkers!
"I will tweet at him," said his toilet and it fired the felony tweets. Rick childed at it and tried to get it banned. But then Elon bought Twitter and he was trapped and not able to ban.
"No! I must correct the record," he shouted!
The phone said "No, Rick. You are the SWATTer."
And then, Rick was a prisoner.
Because he’s always coveted that conservative pundit position. He wants to be the guy who gets to go on tv and say, “I’m a conservative and even I think trump is outta line!” That’s literally it. He’s not conservative about anything. Immigration, social welfare networks, rainbow shit, none of it. He’s recently even been referred to by the pretend podcast host as a caricature of a leftist. He’s conservative in the same way he’s not fat by any medical standard. In the same way that people think he’s a likable guy.
Piggy delivers the perfect example of this today.
Not going to get political but Pats take is factually retarded here.
"His age !" is gonna be the new "But her emails !" Watch, stlalker.
He’s referring to the jet that crashed in SC. Someone on twitter blamed wokeness for the fact the military couldn’t find the debris. So any of his followers who aren’t terminally online probably have no idea what he’s blathering in about.
Piggy delivers the perfect example of this today. View attachment 5350705
Not going to get political but Pats take is factually retarded here.
"His age !" is gonna be the new "But her emails !" Watch, stlalker.
He is stanning for.... Biden?
The compromise candidate that nobody actually likes? Is he always pro-Democrat establishment? Not even the media like Biden.
Pat might be his only fan, maybe because he also says things that make no sense and needs adult diapers, so he feels kinship with him.
Piggy delivers the perfect example of this today. View attachment 5350705
Not going to get political but Pats take is factually retarded here.
"His age !" is gonna be the new "But her emails !" Watch, stlalker.
In what universe has Biden been ‘the most successful and consequential president of our lifetimes’? I wouldn’t even call him the most successful and consequential Dem president of the past 30 years.
Piggy delivers the perfect example of this today. View attachment 5350705
Not going to get political but Pats take is factually retarded here.
"His age !" is gonna be the new "But her emails !" Watch, stlalker.
"This one 93 year old has retained his cognitive function and isn't showing mental decline. Therefore this completely unrelated 82 year old is the same as well!"
Classic case of reductio ad fat. Should be taught in law school.
Look what I found! This actually answers some questions and adds more. Haha good old Patrick, even his ship designs are as brilliant as the author.
This doesn’t explain why there are different times on the ship. Just have one ship time for your clocks, nice and easy. Is the command module now cut off from the rest of the ship because of the massive hull breach? Who knows? We’ve got a Zero star to prosecute!
It's all the rage these days among "BookTok" and what not to package "collectibles" alongside new book releases. I bet Pat would sell a lot more books if he included dildos and buttplugs shaped like his spaceships. Like I know some YA books now have perfumes and shit to give the readers a feel for the characters and author's intent, so a spaceship-dildo would be perfect and would help the reader understand Patrick's intent as the writer. Maybe he could even include some "space pepperoni" so the reader would be even further enlightened.
In what universe has Biden been ‘the most successful and consequential president of our lifetimes’? I wouldn’t even call him the most successful and consequential Dem president of the past 30 years.
Successful? Of course not but I could see the argument for most consequential. Just not in the way fatty means, Biden's fuck ups are going to be felt for generations.
He’s referring to the jet that crashed in SC. Someone on twitter blamed wokeness for the fact the military couldn’t find the debris. So any of his followers who aren’t terminally online probably have no idea what he’s blathering in about.
Oh right. That certainly gives context but still doesn't help the joke.
If I wanted to do my best Steven Crowder impression maybe something like 'the army have so far been unable to locate the jet because they're still arguing over what its pronouns were' would work. It's still an awful, worn out joke, but at least it's structured properly unlike whatever the hell Fat was attempting.
Piggy delivers the perfect example of this today. View attachment 5350705
Not going to get political but Pats take is factually retarded here.
"His age !" is gonna be the new "But her emails !" Watch, stlalker.
Imagine saying this unironically. The dude is a bumbling empty shell in obvious neurological decline and then some. Much like Pat, neither can go too long before doing something completely retarded. I stay out of politics for the most part, but to say Biden is anything less than an embarrassment is taking the absolute piss. He's barely coherent. Pat is attracted to failure like flies to shit.
Piggy delivers the perfect example of this today. View attachment 5350705
Not going to get political but Pats take is factually retarded here.
"His age !" is gonna be the new "But her emails !" Watch, stlalker.
It's all the rage these days among "BookTok" and what not to package "collectibles" alongside new book releases. I bet Pat would sell a lot more books if he included dildos and buttplugs shaped like his spaceships. Like I know some YA books now have perfumes and shit to give the readers a feel for the characters and author's intent, so a spaceship-dildo would be perfect and would help the reader understand Patrick's intent as the writer. Maybe he could even include some "space pepperoni" so the reader would be even further enlightened.
there are some decent theories in this thread but i think the true answer is because he thinks it's more macho. it's the same reason he flintstone-shuffles his clapped-out rustang around town, because he thinks it conveys "serious" masculinity. to fatrick, who has no inner self except a roaring void of insecurity, these kinds of beliefs and belongings prove his (hilariously fey attempts at) manhood.
right on target. pat is EXACTLY the guy who, when a customer says "you call that a double??" to the bartender, slams closed his 1990s laptop and decides to intervene (and ends up creating a situation where there wasn't one).
