🐮 Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

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Baby Yoda said:
Andrew, since youre a coomer do you have a "fuck totem"?

It's like a spiritual shrine you set up and constantly fuck and cum in. I have one in my room. Its about 4 feet tall and its a wooden totem pole thats been hollowed out and full of meat like ground beekmf and chicken I put in there. I drilled a 2 inch in diameter hole into the fuck totem and put my penis inside and fuck it. the meat in the totem makes it squishy . My fuck totem has taken thousands of my loads and there it sits in the corner of my room.

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Not yet. But maybe ill find some woman to be my fuck totem. Sounds much better.
 
break these cuffs said:
Have you ever used a sex toy like a fleshlight?
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Ive thought about getting sex toys but I never used in yet. Mainly id be scared if my parents so it since i live in my parents house still. So i never tried yet to get any toys.

Question for you guys. Someone hacked my amazon account falsely asked for a refund of $550 into my gift card balance and attempted to use the money to buy $550 worth of stuff. I reported it to amazon and called yhem about it and i tried to cancel the order. I was able to cancel all but $50 of the order. They told me i dont have to return the books and I can disregard the emails and i dont have to do anything else.
 
Anaiah Carlson said:
Ive thought about getting sex toys but I never used in yet. Mainly id be scared if my parents so it since i live in my parents house still. So i never tried yet to get any toys.

Question for you guys. Someone hacked my amazon account falsely asked for a refund of $550 into my gift card balance and attempted to use the money to buy $550 worth of stuff. I reported it to amazon and called yhem about it and i tried to cancel the order. I was able to cancel all but $50 of the order. They told me i dont have to return the books and I can disregard the emails and i dont have to do anything else.
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Wait, I forgot you lived at home. For some reason I thought you had an apartment or at least did at one time. Was that picture where you had like 30 cartons of soups on a dresser and a shitload of bags all on the ground from your parents' house? If so, they aren't going to think a fleshlight is weird. Plus, you can just tell them it's a flashlight.
 
break these cuffs said:
Wait, I forgot you lived at home. For some reason I thought you had an apartment or at least did at one time. Was that picture where you had like 30 cartons of soups on a dresser and a shitload of bags all on the ground from your parents' house? If so, they aren't going to think a fleshlight is weird. Plus, you can just tell them it's a flashlight.
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Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my practice girlfriend, Melinda.

Oh, by the way, mom, can you wash her out?
 
Anaiah Carlson said:
Ive thought about getting sex toys but I never used in yet. Mainly id be scared if my parents so it since i live in my parents house still. So i never tried yet to get any toys.

Question for you guys. Someone hacked my amazon account falsely asked for a refund of $550 into my gift card balance and attempted to use the money to buy $550 worth of stuff. I reported it to amazon and called yhem about it and i tried to cancel the order. I was able to cancel all but $50 of the order. They told me i dont have to return the books and I can disregard the emails and i dont have to do anything else.
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What sex toys did you try to buy, and then return because of the fear of your parents?
 
Anaiah Carlson said:
Question for you guys.
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Anaiah Carlson said:
Someone hacked my amazon account falsely asked for a refund of $550 into my gift card balance and attempted to use the money to buy $550 worth of stuff. I reported it to amazon and called yhem about it and i tried to cancel the order. I was able to cancel all but $50 of the order. They told me i dont have to return the books and I can disregard the emails and i dont have to do anything else.
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This is not a question, Andrew. When you as a question, you ask people for some input. You just told us a story.
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
This is not a question, Andrew. When you as a question, you ask people for some input. You just told us a story.
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I forgot to ask the question lol. So can i keep the money or do i have to go out of my way and contact them once again saying they left me the money that was wrongly refunded in the first place. I would think that when i told them what happened they would have taken the money back on their own. Them not doing that makes me think I can keep it but having conflicting thoughts about it
 
Anaiah Carlson said:
So can i keep the money or do i have to go out of my way and contact them once again saying they left me the money that was wrongly refunded in the first place.
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I feel like that’s some sort of fraud, but eh, who cares. You probably should return it, but it’s Amazon, so really, they can get fucked.
 
Anaiah Carlson said:
I forgot to ask the question lol. So can i keep the money or do i have to go out of my way and contact them once again saying they left me the money that was wrongly refunded in the first place
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By my ethical standards:
1. Taking money from an individual or a small business would be morally wrong. Taking money from a big corporation is not.
2. It is not my business to ensure that anybody gets their money back. It is morally good and polite to inform them about their mistake but it's not my job to pursue the matter.
3. Ensuring my own safety through ensuring that I don't do anything illegal or potentially dangerous is the highest priority in morally questionable situations.
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
By my ethical standards:
1. Taking money from an individual or a small business would be morally wrong. Taking money from a big corporation is not.
2. It is not my business to ensure that anybody gets their money back. It is morally good and polite to inform them about their mistake but it's not my job to pursue the matter.
3. Ensuring my own safety through ensuring that I don't do anything illegal or potentially dangerous is the highest priority in morally questionable situations.
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I was kind of thinking along the lines of your number teo. I informed them about what happened and they easily could have taken the money back and they chose not to. So as far as I am concerned i dont need to pursue the matter. But there was just slight doubt in my mind about the morality of not pursuing it to insist they take it back. But yeah i used it yesterday to buy more books.

Baby Yoda said:
1) Andrew, would you eat a girl's butt 💩 out or do you stick to pussy 😻only?

2) Do you think its gay to refer to your own butthole as your asspussy or boiicunt?
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Im open to trying new things but honestly both gross me out.

Yeah its gay to say those things.
 
Anaiah Carlson said:
I was kind of thinking along the lines of your number teo. I informed them about what happened and they easily could have taken the money back and they chose not to. So as far as I am concerned i dont need to pursue the matter. But there was just slight doubt in my mind about the morality of not pursuing it to insist they take it back. But yeah i used it yesterday to buy more books.


Im open to trying new things but honestly both gross me out.

Yeah its gay to say those things.
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Andrew have you/would you receive anal from a man?
 
Iamfrigide said:
Andrew have you/would you receive anal from a man?
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Probably not. But I have thought about it. If i was ever to do a gay act, I would much rather give a guy a blow job. But I believe being gay is morally wicked to an extreme degree so I make sure to resist any urges or temptations that might come. I don't regularly get temptations about that but on a rare occasion after watching porn or reading something i might start thinking about it and that's when i would get tempted to that kind of thing.
 
Anaiah Carlson said:
Probably not. But I have thought about it. If i was ever to do a gay act, I would much rather give a guy a blow job. But I believe being gay is morally wicked to an extreme degree so I make sure to resist any urges or temptations that might come. I don't regularly get temptations about that but on a rare occasion after watching porn or reading something i might start thinking about it and that's when i would get tempted to that kind of thing.
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You know you can be the pitcher and not the catcher in a homogay relationship, right? A whole lot of your attitudes towards women just got a whole lot clearer. You are a closet case.
 
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