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I don’t see any way for a different cow to win lolcow of the year at this point. But as I typed that, I imagined Ralph slurring “hold my pills”.
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My favourite one of these was just a picture of a shower that said FSSSHHHHFSHFSHHH and then Rick responded with his usual prison stalker spiel. It was so stupid but it made me absolutely lose it. Sadly I can't find it even with searching the thread.Did they confiscated your shotacon collection tho?
My sides holy shit, how did I missed that?
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I haven’t started reading his thread yet, I take it you recommend it?Don't forget Nick Rekieta. He's bucking hard.
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The thread starts out positive and liking him, before he spirals into cowdom, becoming an alcoholic coomerI haven’t started reading his thread yet, I take it you recommend it?
He looks like a sex pest.
"This person texted me and called me "Rick"!I love the simplicity of this one
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Remember, this is what noT leTTing the sTalkers conTrol the narraTive looks like lmao
No child that is simply a delusion, the text is right here, and you are going to prison.My favourite one of these was just a picture of a shower that said FSSSHHHHFSHFSHHH and then Rick responded with his usual prison stalker spiel. It was so stupid but it made me absolutely lose it. Sadly I can't find it even with searching the thread.
They wouldn't the first time but if its a repeated thing it should be on record.How do you propose the cops know if the call they're responding to is to a streamers address?
They get a call from a fake voice saying "I heard yelling for a few hours then a loud pop then a lot of screaming oh god send help to 12345 whateverthefuck Ave" and then... what? Do you want the cops to make and then maintain a database of everyone that streams on the internet? Serious question.
Secretly, he loves it, because his phones’ constant activity lets him pretend to be popular or important"This person texted me and called me "Rick"!
I DEMAND THAT HE IS PUT IN PRISON FOR LIFE!"
"Sir, this is a civil case. Prison is criminal."
"Wrong as always, child. Enjoy impeachment."
Yessss thank youNo child that is simply a delusion, the text is right here, and you are going to prison.
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Where to go from here? Well the forces prying his reality and our reality apart aren't going anywhere. He's still a malignant narcissist, and he's gaining more and more attention from more and more people. There's still Pay Quasi 2 - Ecliptic Porkaloo to come. He's either going to violently snap, maybe attack a random stranger who he thinks is Boomia or Quasi, or he's going to do a Jake Alley, drive everyone in his life away from him and just spout out paragraph after paragraph of paranoid nonsense into the void until his liver gives out.
I love the simplicity of this one
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It"s like a Patposting haiku: simple, elegant, and illustrates theI love the simplicity of this one
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I agree with you but BossmanJack seems very popular at the moment too.I don’t see any way for a different cow to win lolcow of the year at this point. But as I typed that, I imagined Ralph slurring “hold my pills”.
Why would you post a gif of a very fat lesbian in the Pat thread?IT'S COMING HOME!
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You know, it never occurred to me previously that this is why he always engages with anyone, via text or on social media, no matter what they say. It allows him to perpetuate the narrative in his head that he's such an alpha chad specimen of a man, so definitively the paragon of dangerous masculinity and artistic capability, of course all these atalker children harass him!Secretly, he loves it, because his phones’ constant activity lets him pretend to be popular or important
The (1/2) thing absolutely ruined me. Twitter is a disease vector. Poor Ralph is never going to win Lolcow of the Year at this rate.No child that is simply a delusion, the text is right here, and you are going to prison.
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