💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Burd Turglar]

I feel you, my brotha. I got hit by a car while jogging, suffered only minor injuries and my biggest concern wasn’t a potential concussion or paralysis, but yelling at the stupid mother-fucker who hit me. But then I’m walking in dress shoes, step wrong on a small rock and my foot folds in on me. Damn near broke my ankle.

Got smoked by a car one new years and just got a gash on my nose so I feel ya fam.

 

[grapeshark77]

The woman who Fat Kool aid Man'd into her mentions and made her book a top seller has written a little post chronicling the event
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Oh wow. This is good.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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Ha this is perhaps the best intro to patposting I've seen in awhile.

Also had to grab the book.

 

[Pedophobe]

The woman who Fat Kool aid Man'd into her mentions and made her book a top seller has written a little post chronicling the event
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Twitter is such a toxic hellhole. The irony that people think KF is somehow a criminal gangstalking cyberterrorist organization when they treat each other like this is enough to make me MATI.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Oh wow. This is good.

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"Like any spoiled child, if they don't see the RESULTS of their own behavior, they will never learn."

Wrong, child. It is you that are the child, child. You will see the results of your felonious behavior, child. I will see nothing and never have. Enjoy prison.

 

[An automatic clown]

Twitter is such a toxic hellhole. The irony that people think KF is somehow a criminal gangstalking cyberterrorist organization when they treat each other like this is enough to make me MATI.

Agreed. Just look at all the screen shots from Twitter and fawkin Facebook in her blog post. The fag who made the original cover Fatrick referenced shows up and is just a total cunt.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Don’t forget that Pat also claims to be a trained knife fighter who has walked away uncut and holding his opponent’s weapon multiple times, once on a Native American reservation, with no arrests made after any of the fights. So he’s strongly implying he stabbed men to death and got away with it.

Don’t ask me why Pat hates Native Americans. He has never explained his homicidal rage toward them.

How often does he go up to northern Wisconsin? Plenty of Native Americans up there. They also own the casino in Milwaukee. If Fatrick is a gambler, he's probably lost money to them

 

[Piggle Rick]

This Lori woman is genuinely too nice for Twitter. I hope she sold lots of books out of this.

 

[DumbDude43]

I agree with this. Holy shit are people there overweight. It’s kind of unbelievable.

I asked myself a similar question but more along the lines of how can he be so fat through the mask.

Speaking of pigs, Pat is having his daily meltdown already and today it’s about the cops. Huh, illegally searching your house Pat? Why wouldn’t you get a lawyer involved if that was the case? Is it possible that thaT did noT Occur?

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>sir we have received reports about an ongoing hostage situation we need to search your house
>no stalker child, you do NOT need to search my house!
>if you continue terrorizing me you will soon enjoy prison!
why do these fascist pigs continue to torment him so? a mystery for the ages...

 

[Markorian]

What's the QRD on Lori? I took a bit of a break from the thread due to how difficult it was to keep up after the 27 page magnum dopus dropped, how did he convert her into yet another patposter?

 

[cerulean hydra]

What's the QRD on Lori? I took a bit of a break from the thread due to how difficult it was to keep up after the 27 page magnum dopus dropped, how did he convert her into yet another patposter?

she said something akin to "it sounds like he brings it upon himself" in a reply to a tweet about him.

jackie singh said something fat, and then patrick chimed in accusing her of plagiarism because she has a pretty generic cover for her book.

edit: from the blog post

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Might shell out some big bobux to buy a paperback of Lori's book and donate it to the city library.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

What's the QRD on Lori? I took a bit of a break from the thread due to how difficult it was to keep up after the 27 page magnum dopus dropped, how did he convert her into yet another patposter?

She commented on another Tweet about how Patrick got dry-fucked out of the 32K he finally paid, she commented something about him not learning his lesson, and Jackie "shit in the street" Signh, just had to take the high road, said something like "nice, Lori very nice". If you know anything about Jackie, it's all very hypocritical. Patrick then proved Lori was right about not learning his lesson, he got into a twitter pissing match with her, she mentioned all his twitter bots, his lack of blue check mark, his lack of anything published in years and how the metrics of her book sales dwarfed his, I mean it's all basic facts that pushed his buttons HARD. He then started making claims her book cover was plagiarized because Patrick will never learn his lesson, ever. Lori's publisher joined the argument, mentioned Patrick should probably not say things that would lead to another lawsuit he has to pay. Eventually Patrick blocked Lori becasue he's Patrick, and even on twitter he's a dickless coward.

I did not know this but, apparently in the book publishing community Patrick is well known to be a hack and a loser.

Regarding the whole "Swating situation" the 40-somthing times is just a lie, I believe the police have been contacted 40-something times, most times they just left a card and left. There are very strong signs he was behind some if not all of it. The swating that was done to the rest of the family has not be substantiated, Patrick talks about this but, he has lied about quite a lot in the past to embellish and create drama and paint a picture he is a victim, Javier learned that quickly. There is no proof mom and dad were swatted. In his defense I think a couple of the swats were legit, police contact that was unplanned by him, this may have been because he did not pay an alleged 3rd party professional police manipulator, once again a normal person this would not make sense but, Patrick has even failed to pay his attorneys, so who the fuck knows, really? I think he is behind the majority of swating to trick people into being empathetic of his situation or he plans to sue Milwaukee PD, possibly both. Police departments have policy's for swated individuals, they have means of preventing this from continuing I think the major problem is Patrick does not want the swating to stop also he does have a minor domestic violence record. I think the police know he is not mentally well and that is why they continue to respond to calls to his home, his criminal record. Any normal person would not have been swated repeatedly and any normal person wouldn't lie or manipulate the facts about the number of times he was swated .

 

[Dean Pentel]

I mean, that's basically what tequila is. Pat should just drink that, since he desperately wishes he wasn't a boring white guy.

I was originally going to respond that Rick shooting some tequila and starting trouble would be funny. Then I remembered his type of "trouble" wouldn't be spending the night in jail on resisting arrest and battery charges, but rather desperately trying to suck every dick in the bar.

I don’t know about you guys but if I had the choice between drinking bud light at a bar all alone or spending quality time with my wife at home, I would choose my wife any day of the week. I adore my wife and enjoy spending time with her, especially when we’ve both been at work all day. If I feel like a drink I’ll just pour myself a whiskey and make my wife a gin and bam, quality time as a couple.

I see where you're going but it's not a valid comparison. You're not a morbidly obese, mentally ill dickhead, and your wife is probably attractive and actually likes you.

Pat was a child cage fighter who put other fourth graders in the hospital. He says it so it must be true!

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Related: Pat hacked Ritalin to level up his elementary school backward black diamond skiing performance. He says it so it must be true!

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The only things believable here are that F@t weighs 42 stone, can't sit still (pepperoni grinding does induce a lot of jiggling in that much adipose tissue), and sustained a boxer's fracture. In my experience, the vast majority of people get that fracture because they're doing several things wrong, repeatedly.

Everything else is bullshit.

He is just pathetic.

He is a tough guy he fought lots of times and put even other children in the hospital. He is a practicing martial artist.
He also fucked lots of women before he married a woman that cucked and divorced him.
He is an expert on military tactics, guns, and science even though he never had any formal training and is demonstrably of low intelligence.
He also knows the law better than judges while also claiming he didn't know that he could appeal.

In his narcissistic mind he is truly the perfect man. A fighter chad that takes no shit while also being one of the greatest thinkers of the modern age.

The dissonance of his projected image of himself and the reality of hin being an obese retard with anger issues is one of the main things that makes him so entertaining.

His life would make Ashida Kim and Frank Dux say, "Goddamn, this fat nigga fucking lying!"

I think they should also have absolute immunity if they just decide to beat the shit out of Pat with nightsticks, tasers and mace just for fun, too, every time they have to show up.

I'd absolutely testify under oath Rick fell down some stairs and the cops didn't touch him if they did this next time he gets swatTed, and I really don't like cops.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lori nails this part and it’s why I’m certain Pat drama is going to get way more batshit now:



Since 8/24, Pat has acted with more fury than ever. There is a decent chance he will make at least one extralegal move that ruins him. What will NOT happen is Pat learning his lesson and acting like a grown-up.

Lunacy is a progressive condition and gets worse until the person gets treatment or dies. Pat has stage three butthurt in addition to his acute mental illness. Stalker children are in for hilarious viewing no matter what happens nexxxxxxxxsT.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Lori nails this part and it’s why I’m certain Pat drama is going to get way more batshit now:

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Since 8/24, Pat has acted with more fury than ever. There is a decent chance he will make at least one extralegal move that ruins him. What will NOT happen is Pat learning his lesson and acting like a grown-up.

Lunacy is a progressive condition and gets worse until the person gets treatment or dies. Pat has stage three butthurt in addition to his acute mental illness. Stalker children are in for hilarious viewing no matter what happens nexxxxxxxxsT.

 

[lindsayfan]

lmfao lori hit em with the MINION -- high level facebook-boomer defense tactics. scorched earth

 

[FinnSven]

His life would make Ashida Kim and Frank Dux say, "Goddamn, this fat nigga fucking lying!"

I was going to say, he sounds nearly exactly like Steven Seagal.

Lunacy is a progressive condition and gets worse until the person gets treatment or dies. Pat has stage three butthurt in addition to his acute mental illness. Stalker children are in for hilarious viewing no matter what happens nexxxxxxxxsT.

This is why it’s now getting likely he might end up in a loony bin.
Or be the one enjoying prison.

I feel for the people who end up having to deal with him when he does snap.

He might be a faggot, but dealing with a fat greasy struggling pig man is famously difficult.

 

[TJBirish]

Nothing could be a more glorious Patfail than creating a best selling science fiction author out of a literal nobody just because HE COULDN'T KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.

Patrick, you magnificent moron, you've attained the notoriety you've so eagerly longed for. People will literally buy someone else's book, enough to make her a best seller, just to spite you.

 

[keytar]

Probably would be too salty, and that would ruin it. Salty whiskey sounds bad.

I'm not sure. It might have a similar impact as peat in scotch. Someone should try it and see.

A lot of peated scotch also has briny notes and it's very nice imo. Cuts through some of the sweetness.

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Imagine if we see a massive increase in Patposters because small authors notice it's a way to sell books