Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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I don't know if that's actually his skin wrinkling or if he's just caked in so much foundation that it cracks and warps like acrylic paint and makes grooves when he moves his face.
Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
The only people who could ever cum to that face and expression are unattractive black men with a fetish for trannies.
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Idk, there's also a lot of unattractive white men, Asian men and Arab men with a fetish for trannies, but they tend to go for underage boys.
 
Dylan gets featured in the September/October edition of "The Cut" magazine.
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LGHDR+ said:
Me personally, I'd go for an actual meat grinder before Dyldo's mouth. Less painful, less embarrassing.
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Fucking the fattest whale in Beauty Parlor would be less embarrassing than this dude.
 
gateway said:
Whoops, I missed the one before the last one I archived.

Dylan eats pasta with gems on his lips...
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I've always hated when people have shit stuck to their face, watching this makes me feel like I'm in that scene from clockwork orange
gateway said:
Dylan gets featured in the September/October edition of "The Cut" magazine.
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gateway said:
Dylan gets featured in the September/October edition of "The Cut" magazine.
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"Girlhood, Interrupted"? A fucking "Girl, Interrupted" reference? A woman's harrowing memoirs about teenage girlhood, trauma, mental illness, inpatient psychiatric care and suicide? They couldn't make it any clearer that he's mocking girls and real experiences that girls deal with.

ScooterL said:
That's some mannish eating.

Dylan has no idea it's possible to place food in one's mouth without touching the makeup.
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He needs a drag mother to teach him this stuff. Drag queens look better too.
 
AssignedEva said:
Anyway the alice+olivia NYFW proved inconclusive with no likely suspects (there was a gay TikToker but he seems to be into normal men, a gay middle aged property developer but he had his freshly graduated sugar baby with him, and for some reason Zooey Deschanel was there) but it did unearth this absolutely horrifying photo of Dylan that I hadn't seen before that legitimately made me flinch:
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That white powdery mess makes Dylan look exactly like a sleep paralysis demon. At least that's what I remember them looking like while locked in a physical and psychic night prison: an evil, grinning, white round face (like a big disposable paper plate) hovering in the night, with tiny crescent slitted eyes.

Trianon said:
Most celebrities use anti-flash finishing powder that properly reflects flashbulbs so you don't end up with that white-ish sheen in hi-def photos. Anyone can get this, a lot of low-end brands like Morphe or Elf sell "photo perfect" primers and powders.
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Wait, I'm still trying to figure out if this is a camera illusion from the powder reflecting the light back, or if the makeup was intentionally meant to look like this (makeup artist subterfuge?)... like was he actually made up to look like this, or is it the flash? Crazy high fashion weirdos...
 
NoReturn said:
The Stan:
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Dylan is her thinspo. This posted August 25 this year.
I can't find a pic of her girlfriend but I think it's a troon (male). She lusts after Olly and Will Graham/Hannibal. I don't buy lesbian from that, maaaybe spicy bisexual. Most likely her sexuality is attention whore.

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scathefire said:
What sexuality do you need to be attracted to Dylan? Horrormonstersexual?
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I wish someone was recording "normal" moments, you know, moments where no one is acting like a retard for a documentary or a TikTok.

I would love to know how the people around him act when a camera isn't on or how his "dates" go, especially when he gets close with that creepy ass smile.

I remember when I was little, whenever I saw freaks on the street I would just stare trying to figure out what the fuck I was looking at. I wonder if that's the same for Dylan.
 
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Dylan was trending on my sports board! :o

relax, he's just fantasizing about 10 yrs from now, they are just trying to scare everybody.

to be fair, i'd kinda like the whole world to meet our boy Dylan, we shouldn't keep him all to ourselves.

Dylan Mulvaney says it’d be ‘epic’ to do Super Bowl beer ad after Bud Light saga​

By
Emily Crane
Published Sep. 13, 2023, 12:00 p.m. ET
New York Post

Transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney said it would be “epic” to one day star in a beer advertisement at the Super Bowl — just months after her disastrous partnership with Bud Light sparked widespread backlash.

Mulvaney, 26, fantasized about her future as she confessed in a wide-ranging interview with The Cut that the fallout from the Bud Light saga had been a “huge wake-up call” for her.

“Maybe it’d be epic … if in like 10 years I got to do a beer commercial for a Super Bowl,” she said in the interview published Wednesday.

The influencer, who rose to social media stardom documenting her transition on TikTok, said she now realizes in the wake of the Bud Light fallout that she was naïve about the realities of being a trans woman in the public eye.

“I think that some trans elders probably looked at me this last year and were like, ‘B—h. You have so far to go.’ I think they probably saw what has happened to me these last few months coming,” Mulvaney said.

“This was a good wake-up call for me. Now I’m a more realistic person.”

Transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney, 26, said it would be “epic” to one day star in a beer advertisement at the Super Bowl as she fantasized about her future in the wake of the Bud Light saga.
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The controversy engulfing Mulvaney erupted back in April when Anheuser-Busch sent her a Bud Light beer can with her face on it to celebrate her 365th day of girlhood — the popular TikTok series she started about her transition.

After she broadcast the Bud Light can to her social media followers, outraged conservatives immediately waged a war against Mulvaney and called for a boycott of the brand — sending its sales plummeting.

Mulvaney went dark on social media for several weeks as she was blasted by an “extreme amount of transphobia and hate.” She has since resurfaced and talked publicly about what she went through.

“I think hopefully years from now we’ll look back on this time period and be like, ‘What the f–k was that?’” Mulvaney told the magazine, adding that she believes she could eventually charm some of her haters into liking her.

The controversy engulfing Mulvaney erupted back in April when Anheuser-Busch sent her a Bud Light beer can with her face on it to celebrate her transition.

“I don’t like taking myself too seriously. I want to be the funny one,” she said of moving forward after the saga.

“I don’t want to be the one that’s scared, the one who’s controversial — that word, controversial, drives me f–king insane. What really makes me controversial? That I’m trans? That I’m hyperfeminine? That I make jokes? That I overshare? Because I actually like being myself or that, God forbid, I’m happy?

“Maybe that’s what makes me controversial. I don’t think I’ve actually f–ked up majorly. I think that the world is f–ked up. Cheers to that.”

Meanwhile, Bud Light sales are still floundering months after the saga first exploded.

What do you think? Post a comment.
Modelo Especial knocked Bud Light off its decades-long perch as the nation’s top-selling beer in the wake of boycotts, according to data from NielsenIQ published last month.
Modelo, which is distributed in the US by New York-based Constellation Brands, had an 8.34% share of dollars spent on beer compared to the 8.28% for Bud Light through Aug. 12, the data showed.
 
Somehow they managed to dress him in ALL THE WRONG (right) GARMENTS FOR HIS BODY TYPE. (male)
 
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