💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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that Red Rising book cover isn't anything original, either
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It’s really not even worth dignifying Pat’s false claims with a serious response. It’s obvious bullshit he doesn’t even believe himself. He was doing his bitchy queen routine and face-planted per usual. Meanwhile, Lori is still climbing the charts and Pat is outright denying Amazon’s sales figures.

He’s so fucked in the head, guys. Our best entertainment is yet to come!
 
The discussion of first name last name and the relationship to Douglas adams needs more retarded bureaucracy and then an absurdist twist because that’s really what Adams did best.
Firstname Lastname: That’s my name there was a misunderstanding with the Galactic Authority Office on GayDumbPlanetName…
Fish headed alien guy: Well did you file requisite form 2BZ9932 on the fifth day of Xitter at exactly 12 o’ clock on the intergalactic time scale? The Office of Names and Identies on planet GayDumbPlanetName has very precise hours the rules are all laid out on the notice posted in the basement of the Office of Inquiries, questions, and sundries, which can be accessed every third xunday for precisely two hours when the suns are aligned. You really should have known. I’m afraid I can’t allow you access to this (insert whatever gay place character was trying to access) you will now be officially placed under arrest pending investigation. Stalker child.
Firstname Lastname: but you can’t do thix
Fish headed alien: unfortunately my dear this is the law. Enjoy prison. (Signals giant robots)
Then there are like a hundred different ways you can go from there robots are incompetent, something happens to distract them, the hero out bureaucrats the bureaucrats, a dashing and totally insane character swoops in to save the day.
The point of Douglas adams was absurdity the characters all just plodding along and following the paradigm is dumb and gay. His writing style is absurdly easy to parrot if you have even a modicum of fish heads because that was the fucking point. Source I am both Douglas adams and Fatrick’s toilet.
 
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Pat and his fellow Wisconsin tards somehow surprised me with the Aaron Rodgers shit.

I'm a lifelong Bears fan, I fuckin HATE Aaron Rodgers, but even I could never celebrate a player getting hurt, even if it were to happen to him during one of the zillion times he carved the sad ass Bears to pieces.

Packers fans cheering at the guy who gave them that many years of hall of fame quarterbacking, plus a ring taboot having a likely career ending injury is mind-blowing to me, yet somehow not unexpected.

I can't think of any other fanbase that would do that shit. All because their fat drunken asses could maybe get a free bar tab.

Classless retarded Wisconsin rubes.

Wisconsin is the Patrick S Tomlinson of American states.

I'm in literal awe.
 
Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0 said:
Source I am both Douglas adams and Fatrick’s toilet.
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Wrong again, stalker. Enjoy some Vogon poetry in prison, child baby infant stalker.

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Douglas Adams was a gem and Patrick’s claim that he’s writing in his style is just more Patrick posturing. Like you showed there’s several themes Adams used and Fatrick doesn’t use any of them except the most surface ones.

“Lol, check it out, there’s a dumb paperwork mixup and she’s got a funny name!” Okay, and? “Lol! Isn’t this great? I’m just like Dagless Amdams!” Oh Patrick, here’s a juice box and some pb&j on saltines. You did VERY WELL with that writing. Now it’s time for your nap.
 
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He actually thinks it’s somehow an own that he’s a pathetic broke beggar bum who has to be bailed out by his mother-in-law who despises him?

What a fat weak loser.
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The man has no shame and his wife is a doormat.
I'd be getting divorced if I had to beg my MIL to lend me 32K to pay off legal fees for being a fucking asshole who doesn't think Norm is funny.
 
Pat is so threatened by women that he talks to them in a controlling, vitriolic manner. I mean, we all know he does this to anyone, but there is a distinct air of malice in his approach compared to the way he talks with men. He has all the hallmarks of a domestic abuser. When Tyrone's not around, I can see him being an utter cunt. I think he's too much of a bitch for physical violence, but he'd be a snarky, manipulative fat fuck. That said, they're probably two peas in a pod, and if she validates his behaviour like we've seen her do, then why should she garner any sympathy? They're both fucked.
 
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My dude has got his head on swivel, for real. Ever since he heard the words "Dan Mullen" spoken aloud in the same room, I guarantee his paranoia is through the fucking roof. Everywhere he goes, he is looking over his shoulder. (Well, IF he could look over his shoulder - it's clear from photo evidence that his many neck rolls now make that a physical impossibility.)

He purposely went to a bar he knew would be crowded, and one where he's never been fingered at by the stalker children. The promise of a free tab doesn't matter; he would just deny any tab ever existed anyway.

Further contributing to his paranoia is the perpetual inebriation/dry-out cycle. I am betting that he is right in that 10-15 year drunkard sweet spot. Started hitting it hard in 2011 and just never stopped. When a fella drinks every single day for that length of time, the booze stops ameliorating anxiety, and tends to make it worse. Did I mention that right around the 10-year mark is when your weight really balloons out of control, no matter how much or how little you work out? He is coming along nicely. Any day now, poor guy's gonna have a random panic attack that he's gonna mistake for a heart attack (or maybe vice versa) and he's gonna get vanned up to St. Mary's in the speedy blinky ice-cream truck. What's another few thousand in bills, right Patso?
 
W00K #17 said:
Pat and his fellow Wisconsin tards somehow surprised me with the Aaron Rodgers shit.

I'm a lifelong Bears fan, I fuckin HATE Aaron Rodgers, but even I could never celebrate a player getting hurt, even if it were to happen to him during one of the zillion times he carved the sad ass Bears to pieces.

Packers fans cheering at the guy who gave them that many years of hall of fame quarterbacking, plus a ring taboot having a likely career ending injury is mind-blowing to me, yet somehow not unexpected.

I can't think of any other fanbase that would do that shit. All because their fat drunken asses could maybe get a free bar tab.

Classless retarded Wisconsin rubes.

Wisconsin is the Patrick S Tomlinson of American states.

I'm in literal awe.
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In their defense Wisconsin never really had anything going for it. Cheese I guess? When was the last time anyone actually needed anything from Wisconsin? Culturally nothing to really speak of. Imho I think that is where fatty got his ego, He's got "big fish/little pond" syndrome, only in his case it's "mediocre at best writer/pond of cheese and obesity", syndrome. I'm sure he read Frank Herbert's "Dune" or some Isaac Asimov when he was younger and went around town with an overinflated ego pondering how dumb they all were for not reading the SCI-FI genre like he did. It's the kind of thinking that makes one think they're clever after stealing the name joke from a movie years prior to their "totally original" work of fiction, the first thing I thought of "firstname, lastname" was "Idiocracy", a film over a decade before this book was published.


What kind of grown fucking man boasts about someone else having to pay his debts? I really hope Niki's mom doesn't follow Patrick on twitter, knowing him he probably guilt tripped his entire extended family to add to the numbers. Imagine being an elderly mother, instead of your children taking care of you at your age you end up paying the debt created by your useless and unemployed son in law, only to find out the experience didn't humble him in the least, he learned absolutely fuck-nothing from it, and you're expected to cover the next 18 thousand he should have been paying.
 
Procrastinhater said:
I'd be getting divorced if I had to beg my MIL to lend me 32K to pay off legal fees for being a fucking asshole who doesn't think Norm is funny.
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What if you’d been content to let the legal debts keep accruing 10% annual interest and withholding payment, but your wife was so infuriated and humiliated that she further degraded herself by begging her mom to pay her fat husband’s five-figure mistake? Would that help bring you closer together?
 
John Andrews Stan said:
What if you’d been content to let the legal debts keep accruing 10% annual interest and withholding payment, but your wife was so infuriated and humiliated that she further degraded herself by begging her mom to pay her fat husband’s five-figure mistake? Would that help bring you closer together?
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I think her Dad and her brothers would feed me to the fucking Alligators :story:
Shit if I humiliated myself that badly I'd feed myself to them, I cannot imagine the fucking shame of having to go crawling to your own parents, let alone your wifes family to beg for money because you've been such a stubborn retard.
They mustn't check his Xitter, if they saw how he talked to people they'd probably be Patposters themselves.
They must already hate him, I'm convinced they did it for Nikki, not Pat, as her assets were tied up in the debt too, and I'm pretty sure if they are the ones who paid it, as is looking more likely, they are currently trying to talk some sense into her.
Most women would have already left, but Nikki strikes me as the codependent type, she probably thinks Pat is the best she can do.
God help her.
 
internet friend said:
It is your life that is already over.
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Considering how most of Pat’s copypastas are pure projection, this latest one tells us a lot about how he’s feeling about his own life. And he’s not wrong about where he fatly stands.

What’s the plan NOW, Pat?
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Considering how most of Pat’s copypastas are pure projection, this latest one tells us a lot about how he’s feeling about his own life. And he’s not wrong about where he fatly stands.

What’s the plan NOW, Pat?
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I'm not sure but he needs to fix his priorities, he seems to spend a lot of time arguing with his toilet
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which is time he'd be better spending figuring out how he's going to Pay Quasi the rest of what he owes.
I doubt his family will bail him out again, unless they've already set aside the full Judgement amount, which is only increasing the longer Fat drags it out.
Anyone sane would see that this has gone on long enough and just want to put it behind them.
What Pat will do, who knows.
A big part of his future plans seems to be convincing his toilet its going to prison.
 
Holy shit, I just realised who it is Pat reminded me of in the screenshot. One of my oldest and most cherished memes...
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Sidenote: If anyone can find me the shoop of the Chinese kid where they make him Doraemon I will love you forever. This meme seems to have been scrubbed from the internet (or it's hard to Google because of the fat Chinese kid on the phone meme).
 
Oliver Onions said:
Holy shit, I just realised who it is Pat reminded me of in the screenshot. One of my oldest and most cherished memes...
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Sidenote: If anyone can find me the shoop of the Chinese kid where they make him Doraemon I will love you forever. This meme seems to have been scrubbed from the internet (or it's hard to Google because of the fat Chinese kid on the phone meme).
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If the blue thing is the doraemon then maybe this?
 
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I just realised who it is Pat reminded me of in the screenshot
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It looks like the gook is there with a group and didn’t just show up hours in advance to secure the spot right in the middle of the camera action.

For someone who talks endlessly about how many friends he has, Pat sure does spend an awful lot of time alone in bars.
 
So we have video of Fat. We have a known game. We have times for that.

And yet none of you faggots nor the bother men have given a “number of tweets directly from the bar during that time”. I cannot believe fatass put the phone down during that time.
 
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