💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Tackleberry]

What kind of alpha chad pussyslayer is still compulsively aroused by blurry, microscopic images of clothed women bending over?

Remember, Drexel is so porn-addled that all of his narratives, yarns, and stories are framed in such a fashion. He tells stories as if he's performing in a bad Brazzers production. It taints literally everything he says, from his own stories to when he talks about relationships in general. He meets women, they always magically want to fuck him on sight, they do the deed, he leaves. He legitimately doesn't know how to relate to women anymore, other than trying to bed as many as quickly as he can, and if they turn him down, they get the dreaded 'german shepherd' branding.

So when he goes to the gym, his brain plays out a scene in his head of the room clearing, her coming over, pining for BBC and having at her, because thats the only way he can relate to women. I don't remember if they've talked about this on stream, but I wonder how Drexel would feel about his daughter dating a guy that is effectively the same type as he is.

Just look at the grooming story. The disclaimer of "We never talked about anything sexual before, and she came to me" is absurd on its face, and ends up playing out like a scene produced by Blacked:

Groomed: Oh, Uncle Drex, you've been such a good friend since I was a little girl, I think I got a problem!​

Groomer: Yo, girl, sheeeit, you can tell uncle Drex the problem.​

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Groomed: I think I might be dating a simp.​

Groomer: SHEEEEEIT, Yo! You need ta break up wahth hahm​

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Groomed: I will, thank you, Uncle Drex, I will.​

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Trashy mood music starts playing, Groomed starts running her finger down Groomer's bicep, biting her lower lip.​

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Groomed: You know, mom won't be back for a few hours, do you want to fuck me and introduce me to BDSM before she gets home?​

Groomer: Yo! Hell yeah, I no messahn' wana 'as sex wahth ya, I be savin ya from da simps, daaaaah.​

Drexel, I know you're reading the thread here, and I'm sorry, buddy, but this is how you sound. Every time.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

I can't wait for Null to tear this guy a new asshole on Mati today.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Does he deliberately bug his eyes out like that to look like the stereotype of a coon who just saw a ghost?

That’s how he looked when he realized we all saw the fat cunt he wanted to wife but had to settle for impregnating. “Not a simp,” just caught feelings for a walking tub of Crisco and was so desperate to be in her life that he creampied her.



If only someone had warned him he’d get his black ass owned like this. Nick, his “best friend,” happily led Drexel down this path so people would get off his case for a day.

People say Nick keeps Drexel around for his N-word card but really it’s because retard trash comes in handy when you’re feeling the heat. Except, of course, when he’s helping Steve Quest raise legal funds. (Yes, it’s still there.)

 

[Not Even Twice]

So Drexel now says the girl he groomed as a child was 24 when they had sex, but I could swear she used to be younger when he first told the story - or am I having some Mandela effect going on?

 

[Not Who You Think]

Drexel's open association with troons is hardly a secret, he features one quite frequently in his podcast and Nick himself is aware of this and apparently okay with it. This was one of the first seemingly contradictory aspects of both of their personas that I always thought was strange but brushed off at the time. In context it now completely makes sense.

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An informative post, although perhaps not for the reason you expect.

By the way... "Do You Know Mandy"? For those who don't know, Mandy_K is a mechanic that Nick has been lusting over for some time due to her posting old pictures of herself in various states of undress and making unprompted references to being undressed in Nick's locals (as can be seen in the last chat below).





Weird seeing her with clothes on.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

By the way... "Do You Know Mandy"? For those who don't know, Mandy_K is a mechanic that Nick has been lusting over for some time due to her posting old pictures of herself in various states of undress and making unprompted references to being undressed in Nick's locals (as can be seen in the last chat below).

You’d have to be a full blown retard to believe this loser has gotten quality pussy ever in his life. “Not a simp,” says the desperado who sneaks spy shots of women at the gym and hangs out on streams hoping to see some wine mom’s leather hangers.

I guess Drexel’s parents wanted him to be white as much as he does, seeing as they gave him a white man’s name. Something to do with full-time fixation on shafts, which also makes sense now that we know Drexel’s little pee-pee gets stiff for trannies.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I like how this spiraled from Nick being a weasel to Eric July because of Dick and Vito openly fucking with Mr. July’s business to Drexel being a creep about a girl who he was in a “uncle” type role to his discord going insane and watching that in real time.

I like how Drex brags about having an LSU “hospitality liaison” as an on-again off-again fuck buddy. That woman has seen more cock in her life than Adam Eget when he was sucking and fucking under the Queensboro bridge for $10 dollars a cock.
He’s doing the Patrick S. Tomlinson thing of not just taking his L and walking away, instead he tries to call Null or people here for not pulling enough pussy when he basically admits that he cannot form a relationship due to mommy issues.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Drexel takes from the vault....

Trans chicks will "clean up the dating market":

(Full stream)

Guys who "call themselves heterosexual men dating or dealing with trans women" is "the way to win" the culture war:

(Full stream)

An issue with "cuckservatives" is that they don't want to admit they want to slide into "fully passable" Blaire White's DMs:

(Full stream)

 

[Maude Snew]

So Drexel now says the girl he groomed as a child was 24 when they had sex, but I could swear she used to be younger when he first told the story - or am I having some Mandela effect going on?

Bix nood sheeeeit I dindu nuffin before she was 18 mang, you gotta wait until they turn20, it's no good if they ain't at least 22, muh dick only when she was 24 muhfugga.

He's doing the Jew money meme but in reverse.

 

[Tackleberry]

So Drexel now says the girl he groomed as a child was 24 when they had sex, but I could swear she used to be younger when he first told the story - or am I having some Mandela effect going on?

I'm pretty sure she was 26 when they started fucking.

 

[JamusActimus]

I'm pretty sure she was 26 when they started fucking.

She was older than her mother when they started having sex

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Pretty sure this troon knew Nick first. iirc this troon was one of the organizer of a con in canada that invited vic and was attacked by kickvic (the con, not the troon).

Also, drex doesn't know that the daughter's mother works at a school?

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If I remember correctly, that troon was also formerly the user @Immaculate Ape.

 

[Swole McPole]

This is mystifying to me. There can't be shedloads of people watching these shows -- just a smallish number of hardcore fans -- who donate cash when they speak, in order to be sure to get the attention of the person whose show they are watching.

And here we have poor Mandy. No lover, no boyfriend, no partner. Men like Drex and Rekieta serve that fantasy role for $5 a pop whenever she wants them to acknowledge her. But tonight, the only real man in her life shows up to interfere with her watching his show. It's her dad. The man has to be in his 60's, surely? He wants to have dinner with her.

What a dilemma! Does she go out and eat dinner with her much loved dad -- the only real man in her life -- or does she blow daddy off and stay home to watch the Nayor of Nigtown talking about slamming axewounds and how all de white wimmin want de BBC. How to decide?

Eventually, she goes with daddy. But not before sending Drexel $5, just to let him know that she won't be watching the show tonight. Like he gives an actual fuck. Oh, sure. He gives a fuck about the $5. It makes him feel like a pimp. Maybe one day he can promote her to his bottom bitch and have her start an OnlyFans account and send him that money as well. Bitch is surely dumb enough, and while Drexel isn't the sharpest tool in the box, he knows a coalburning coomer when he sees one.

"I love you all and see you soon tonight hopefully."

There's the breakdown of the western marriage at work, right there.

 

[anionfarflung]

If I remember correctly, that troon was also formerly the user @Immaculate Ape.

You remember correctly. I went through various terms as "simian," "impotent monkey," "impotent ape,' and finally "immaculate ape," before I came here to post that info, and found out I was raptored by you.

Immaculate Ape was banned from the Farms for some kind of poo-touching, too, IIRC.

 

[TheClappening]

You remember correctly. I went through various terms as "simian," "impotent monkey," "impotent ape,' and finally "immaculate ape," before I came here to post that info, and found out I was raptored by you.

Immaculate Ape was banned from the Farms for some kind of poo-touching, too, IIRC.

And refusing Null's offer to stick around provided he get a person of interest tag.

Ape was the runner of a Canadian anime con that invited Vic Mignogna when no one else would.

Speaking of Weeb Wars, damn your avatar is an oldie.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

You’d have to be a full blown retard to believe this loser has gotten quality pussy ever in his life. “Not a simp,” says the desperado who sneaks spy shots of women at the gym and hangs out on streams hoping to see some wine mom’s leather hangers.

I guess Drexel’s parents wanted him to be white as much as he does, seeing as they gave him a white man’s name. Something to do with full-time fixation on shafts, which also makes sense now that we know Drexel’s little pee-pee gets stiff for trannies.

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Handrubbing and Lipsmacking intensifies.

 

[Captain Manning]

So you guys want some more funny news?

It's looking like the crazy son of a bitch might actually do it.



As of this posting, he's just $2,354 away from matching Rekieta. It's only been, what... 72 hours? Give or take?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Cope as hard as you want but you fell in love with a slampig and attached yourself to her for life by breeding with her.

Let's pump the breaks a little. There's no indication that he was ever in love with her. Any time that I've heard him talk about her he makes it sound like she was in his booty rotation. His explanation for him fathering his daughter is "my pull out was weak".

Like I said, he’s been a deadbeat noncustodial sperm donor all this time. No wonder he LARPs as a ladies’ man for even more pathetic followers. He even gets angry about being called a nigger.

So much for “defying stereotypes” lol.

But he has custody of his daughter doesn't he? For years he's told the story of how he actually fought for custody for his daughter and won. I remember him being proud of that story and using it to flex on other dads who didn't fight for their children and complain about the system.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Drexel takes from the vault....

Trans chicks will "clean up the dating market":
drex1.mp4
(Full stream)

Guys who "call themselves heterosexual men dating or dealing with trans women" is "the way to win" the culture war:
drex2.mp4
(Full stream)

An issue with "cuckservatives" is that they don't want to admit they want to slide into "fully passable" Blaire White's DMs:
drex3.mp4
(Full stream)

This nigger is a gay as fuck. He's a gay nigger. A real niggerfaggot.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

So you guys want some more funny news?

It's looking like the crazy son of a bitch might actually do it.

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As of this posting, he's just $2,354 away from matching Rekieta. It's only been, what... 72 hours? Give or take?

The multi thousand anonymous donations really takes the lulls out of the sails for me. Multiple hundred dollar donations sure, but this feels like its being artificially propped up. I'll still laugh, but I'm skeptical that this is real support. It just seems too good to be true unless Monty has a history of rich benefactors that throw him cash for shitty art films.