How can I make girls be excited to see my penis?

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Be a charming guy they like being around and are interested in?
 
Stick some coupons all over your penis.

Not all of the coupons have to be for amazing deals, just make sure they're good ones. She'll be intrigued enough to look over all the coupons (and your penis) attentively. Then when she does finally find the buy-one-get-one-free coupon for store-brand flavored coffee, she'll have a little thrill of success and gently peel the coupon off of your member (sexually). Things should escalate from there.
 
Inject said penis with human growth hormone, plump up to desired size.

Actually, many women will be excited to see your penis if you pass the three 6's: 6 digits in your bank account, over 6' tall, 6"+ penis.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Stick some coupons all over your penis.

Not all of the coupons have to be for amazing deals, just make sure they're good ones. She'll be intrigued enough to look over all the coupons (and your penis) attentively. Then when she does finally find the buy-one-get-one-free coupon for store-brand flavored coffee, she'll have a little thrill of success and gently peel the coupon off of your member (sexually). Things should escalate from there.
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You have just discovered a 100% guaranteed method of making me notice a penis with interest and curiosity.
 
Providence said:
You have just discovered a 100% guaranteed method of making me notice a penis with interest and curiosity.
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"Don't stop now, baby, 'cause you just found the doubl'r."

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Guys it's simple, just mutate into a Siberian husky and hang around white chick's. It'll happen
 
what you should do is start going in public and start flashing women. they will scream and holler not because they are disgusted by a pervert, but on how brave and stunning you are for being so sexually liberated

women will literally be begging for your penis if you dress like this
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If they're already not then nothing short of a big wad (not that one) of cash will suffice.
 
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