💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Can yall fucking imagine how hard he must be breathing as he slams his flabby sausage fingers against the keyboard/phone screen to spam seething xeets and threats every 10 fucking seconds?!
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I can't believe he tried to use a fucking Sopranos actor as the facedox of a Gambino hit man's (who Pat himself identified as "Mr Softee") son called Big Dick Gayporn who he's identified as one of his stalkers.
You couldn't make this shit up.
Dudes lost it.
 
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Voidoom said:
Please don't forget to archive things like this: Here's a link to the Robert Prongay tweets. You know he's going to say "No, stalker, I did not." next time you ask him how he fell for "Dick Gayporn"
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Nigga you ask the impossible. Asking us to keep up with fatrick's tweets is like asking fatrick to keep up with Usain Bolt in a sprint run jog brisk walk
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"Robert 'Mr. Softee' Prongay, Sr, infamous mob-linked hitman who used to drive an ice cream truck"

...am i... am i asleep, and having a dream where i look at pat's thread? what the fuck is going on?

pat's second, browner wife has led him into the fucking twilight zone
 
Fat Rick is setting up checkpoints at both ends of his street as he tweets. Every ice cream truck, and food truck for that matter, will be stopped for questioning and all comestables throughly eaten inspected for suspected atalker plots.
 
lindsayfan said:
"Robert 'Mr. Softee' Prongay, Sr, infamous mob-linked hitman who used to drive an ice cream truck"

...am i... am i asleep, and having a dream where i look at pat's thread? what the fuck is going on?

pat's second, browner wife has led him into the fucking twilight zone
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...this is not a Sutter Cane story, this is reality.
 
Big Dick Gayporn is some of the best content Pat has ever produced. Adding Jackie Singh to the mix has been everything we could ever ask for. They're like two halves of the Demon Core, chain-reacting out of control by their continued interaction. Except instead of Gamma radiation that will melt your skin off, it's waves of stupidity that will launch your ribs into outer space.
 
McMitch said:
So, wait, how are the pests feeding Jackie this information?
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Probably sliding in to her designated shitting DMs acting with appropriate sycophancy and telling her the "sekrit inside scoop" as to who is really running the trooll operations. She is too schizo/desperate to care about even the most basic factchecking and verification and will actively do the work of the trolls for them in formulating a tangled conspiracy map to serve as "proof" for the accusation

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They're like two halves of the Demon Core
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The Semen Boar
 
You were born too late to explore the seven seas.

You were born too early to explore the vast reaches of space.

But you were born just in time to experience Patrick S. Tomlinson.
 
I don't follow Patrick much.

I don't like cows that I think are just trolled into cowdom. Where the crazy ideas are not from their deranged brain, and are instead some Internet fart huffer's idea of what would be a funny lolcow idea.

But God Damn does Patrick take that shit and somehow own it as his lunacy.
 
Polyboros2 said:
I don't follow Patrick much.

I don't like cows that I think are just trolled into cowdom. Where the crazy ideas are not from their deranged brain, and are instead some Internet fart huffer's idea of what would be a funny lolcow idea.

But God Damn does Patrick take that shit and somehow own it as his lunacy.
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the beauty of fat is that he cannot take an L sat down. Any time he gets absolutely rekt he has to make it worse for himself. Hes a self sustaining form of cow, always willing to milk himself for more laughs by being a complete fat retard.
 
Polyboros2 said:
I don't like cows that I think are just trolled into cowdom. Where the crazy ideas are not from their deranged brain, and are instead some Internet fart huffer's idea of what would be a funny lolcow idea.
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Don't worry then, he wasn't. Pat has always been like this. There's posts in this thread from a Mustang owners forum from like 2006 that show Pat acting just as he does now. He was feuding with @FROG with his usual bullheadedness before the OnA pests even knew he existed. Pat threatening to kill his wife and yet-unborn daughter also happened years before the trolls came. Pat's always been the cow-pig hybrid we know today.
 
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