💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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An automatic clown said:
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"The escort was for your safety"
My ribs have been thrust into orbit and turned into dust. This fucking guy
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The escort was for your safety, stalker.
Pat didn't go begging the court security for a strong man to hold his hand as he walked back to the Rustang, this tubby, grease sheened barrel of lard without any muscle tone or a single callus on his hands has had many fights, child, those niglets struggle fiercely sometimes as they get thrust into the grinder.
Pat is a certified badass who will feed you your molars with a spork, he is the ultimate badass.
You do not want to fuck with him.
 
Here's an Owens member saying the Prongay person is fake and an anagram for gay porn
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Procrastinhater said:
The escort was for your safety, stalker.
Pat didn't go begging the court security for a strong man to hold his hand as he walked back to the Rustang, this tubby, grease sheened barrel of lard without any muscle tone or a single callus on his hands has had many fights, child, those niglets struggle fiercely sometimes as they get thrust into the grinder.
Pat is a certified badass who will feed you your molars with a spork, he is the ultimate badass.
You do not want to fuck with him.
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I believe he could have been in many fights.

As an actual heavy bag.
The blubber would protect his organs and the grease would prevent grazes.
 
An automatic clown said:
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"The escort was for your safety"
My ribs have been thrust into orbit and turned into dust. This fucking guy
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I just love that he can spend all this time tweeting "I NEVER WENT TO COURT I DIDN'T LOSE NOTHING HAPPENED THAT DAY FELONIOUS STALKER CHILD NO U NO U NO U" but whenever someone ridicules him about something specific, all that goes out the window and he has to correcT the record. "No child, when I was in the courthouse that I claimed for weeks I would not be at agreeing to pay the debt that I SWORE I would NEVER pay EVER, the escort was for YOUR safety! Hahahaha, I win again!"
 
He's either drunk or trying to break his daily tweet record (or both)

Like how does he not get that "Prongay" is not a guy's last name? Is he having a manic episode?

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grapeshark77 said:
He's either drunk or trying to break his daily tweet record (or both)

Like how does he not get that "Prongay" is not a guy's last name? Is he having a manic episode?

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He wasn't even tagged in that last one. So either he refreshes OnA board constantly or constantly looks at his stlalkers twitter. What a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
FinnSven said:
Yep.

They needed to be able to carry them around and indeed use them.

For a period, a longsword was more the equivalent of a compact pistol for self defense.
Most classes would carry and learn how to use one if they were traveling or visiting strange parts.
Highwaymen and muggers were a real danger, even for peasants and rude mechanicals.
Longswords work in both defense for blocking and countering blows, and do serious damage on the attack.

Daggers were not as useful unless you had the drop on your opponent or you were two knights in full plate rolling around trying to stick the blade in a weak chink. (In the armor, not for stabbing Fong Jones on sight)

Quarterstaves were common for the same reason with the added bonus of doubling as a walking stick and being tolerated in towns which made you check swords at the gate.

Obviously one needed to be fit and strong to use one effectively, but people then either were, dead, or hired guards.
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The heaviest "hand-and-a-half" sword the British Museum has weighs in at 4.5lbs. Think the Braveheart claymore.

The really big swords with 6 foot blades (still wielded one handed most of the time) topped out at a little more than 7.5lbs, less than what a gallon jug of water weighs - a real gallon, a US gallon, not even the weird imperial gallon which is 10lbs.... Around half the weight was the hilt and pommel, too, in or behind the hand which affects how much force is needed to actually use one.

The only reason Schwarzenegger had issues with the one he used in Conan is because muscles for pretty aren't really the same as muscles for doing.

Some later sabers weighed less than a pound, but those were for poking holes in vital organs, not chopping things off.
 
kcbbq said:
The only reason Schwarzenegger had issues with the one he used in Conan is because muscles for pretty aren't really the same as muscles for doing.
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IIRC he actually had to slim down because he was so bodybuilt he didn't have the proper range of motion for wielding a sword.

Pat, of course, has just the opposite problem. He doesn't routinely lift anything heavier than a beer bottle and his diet of alcohol and pepperoni has left him a soft little man who would be winded thirty seconds into a swordfight and dead shortly thereafter, once his opponent was able to cut through all the layers and get to a vital organ.
 
Second Missing Primarch said:
IIRC he actually had to slim down because he was so bodybuilt he didn't have the proper range of motion for wielding a sword.

Pat, of course, has just the opposite problem. He doesn't routinely lift anything heavier than a beer bottle and his diet of alcohol and pepperoni has left him a soft little man who would be winded thirty seconds into a swordfight and dead shortly thereafter, once his opponent was able to cut through all the layers and get to a vital organ.
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That’s if the thirty seconds of exertion doesn’t cause Fatrick a massive cardiac arrest and near instant death.
 
My ribs for a timeline where Pat goes to a ren fair and dies in a mock swordfight only to get reincarnated in a ye olde fantasy land as a wild pig.
 
An automatic clown said:
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Only Fatrick and his pet Pajeet could fall for that ridiculous name.
I can't be the only person that recognized "Prongay" instantly as a fucking joke?
"Prongay" fucking Prongay?
It even has "gay" in the name which leads you instantly to start thinking and Pron is just Porn with a letter displaced.
It's a fucking joke name.
Jackie is the sort of retard to start threatening randos with a fucking dox that identifies them as Biggus Dickus, or I.P Freely, or fucking Mike Hunt.
It's obviously a joke name.
How are they this gullible?
He's been getting trolled for half a decade and she's supposed to be one, unless "Piggy Tomlinson" really is running Ops on our Pig, which I am more convinced by everytime she foists a fucking faildox this obvious on him.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Only Fatrick and his pet Pajeet could fall for that ridiculous name.
I can't be the only person that recognized "Prongay" instantly as a fucking joke?
"Prongay" fucking Prongay?
It even has "gay" in the name which leads you instantly to start thinking and Pron is just Porn with a letter displaced.
It's a fucking joke name.
Jackie is the sort of retard to start threatening randos with a fucking dox that identifies them as Biggus Dickus, or I.P Freely, or fucking Mike Hunt.
It's obviously a joke name.
How are they this gullible?
He's been getting trolled for half a decade and she's supposed to be one, unless "Piggy Tomlinson" really is running Ops on our Pig, which I am more convinced by everytime she foists a fucking faildox this obvious on him.
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Just wait til Fat doxxes Amanda Hugandkiss. I can't wait til he gets ahold of Amanda Hugandkiss.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Only Fatrick and his pet Pajeet could fall for that ridiculous name.
I can't be the only person that recognized "Prongay" instantly as a fucking joke?
"Prongay" fucking Prongay?
It even has "gay" in the name which leads you instantly to start thinking and Pron is just Porn with a letter displaced.
It's a fucking joke name.
Jackie is the sort of retard to start threatening randos with a fucking dox that identifies them as Biggus Dickus, or I.P Freely, or fucking Mike Hunt.
It's obviously a joke name.
How are they this gullible?
He's been getting trolled for half a decade and she's supposed to be one, unless "Piggy Tomlinson" really is running Ops on our Pig, which I am more convinced by everytime she foists a fucking faildox this obvious on him.
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Barry McCockiner is the best NFL content creator and not even Roger Goodell and his goons can stop him. Don't be so hard on the retarded duo.
 
This fat faggot is so close to full blown schizo at this point:
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So a federal judge's son and a mafia hitman's son both have it out from some bitch-titted rube of no importance. His delusions of grandeur are getting up there with Chris chan.
 
Ladies and gentlemen: PatGPT

Input: “How do you order a steak at a restaurant?”

Answer: “I did not order a steak, Stalker Child. It was you who is ordering the steak. Enjoy prison.”

Input: “How do I get out of a speeding ticket?”

Answer: “Listen child, I understand that with your sub-par IQ that it may have looked like I was speeding, however you were simply following me, stalker. I could disable your radar gun with one paint-filled water balloon. Do have fun.”

Input: “How do I raise a child?”

Answer: ”Walk away and let your ex-wife handle it.”
 
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