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Kyle Sloter, the guy who couldnt even make it in the XFL, claims the only reason he's unemployed is become he can't make friends.
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The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)
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What fucking cope. How come he got released from all those other practice squads? It's no secret that networking gets you places in the NFL. It's why all the shitty head coaches and their coaching staffs keep getting jobs season after seasons. Star players push for guys they played with like Rodgers with Cobb. It's a small league. Name recognition and friendships stretch careers.
I looked him up to see just how many practice squads he's been on and found out this fag's USFL jersey is in Canton because he had such a great season that he lost in the USFL's equivalent of the Conference Championship and he's fucking whining about how nobody cares about him.
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My picks:
AFC
North: CIN, PITT, BAL, CLE
South: JAX, TEN, HOU, IND
East: BUF, MIA, NYJ, NE
West: KC, LV, LAC, DEN
NFC
North: CHI, MIN, DET, GB
South: TB, NO, CAR, ATL
East: PHI, NYG, DAL, WSH
West: SEA, LAR, SF, ARI
I guess I'll do my picks
AFC
North: Cin, Bal, Clv, Pit
South: Jax, Ten, Hou, Ind
East: Mia, Buf, NE, NYJ
West: Den, LAC, LV, KC
NFC
North:: Min, Det, GB, Chi
South: TB, NO, Car, Atl
East: NYG, Phi, Dal, Wsh
West: SF, Sea, LAR, Ari
AFC
North: Cin, Bal, Clv, Pit
South: Jax, Ten, Hou, Ind
East: Mia, Buf, NE, NYJ
West: Den, LAC, LV, KC
NFC
North:: Min, Det, GB, Chi
South: TB, NO, Car, Atl
East: NYG, Phi, Dal, Wsh
West: SF, Sea, LAR, Ari
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At least he's doing some self-reflection. I guess.
Really the only requirements for a backup QB are to be a good locker room presence, watch film, play in preseason (and maybe garbage time) and hold a clipboard on the sidelines.
There are a ton of QB2s and QB3s in the league who throw the ball like they're one of fucking Jerry's Kids so it doesn't matter how garbage you are.
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Ian Book kept a practice squad spot for the Eagles because because coaches don't think McKee is mobile enough to run the look team. Literal QB4 who nobody wants to see set foot on the field during a game has a job. Then again, I don't want to see Mariota on the field either. We're keeping our shitty punter, for now, because he makes out kicker damn near automatic again and there isn't a clearly better option out there. There is room in the NFL for guys who aren't great at football to make a good living playing football.
AFC
North: CIN, PIT, BAL, CLE
South: JAX, TEN, HOU, IND
East: BUF, NYJ, MIA, NE
West: KC, LAC, LV, DEN
NFC
North: MIN, GB, DET, CHI
South: NO, ATL, TB, CAR (lol, I have no fucking idea)
East: PHI, NYG, WSH, DAL
West: SF, SEA, LAR, ARI
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AFC:
North: CIN, PIT, BAL, CLE
South: JAX, IND, TEN, HOU
East: NYJ, BUF, MIA, NE
West: KC, LAC, DEN, LV
NFC:
North: DET, CHI, MIN, GB
South: CAR, NO, ATL, TB
East: NYG, PHI, DAL, WAS
West: SF, SEA, LAR, ARI
North: CIN, PIT, BAL, CLE
South: JAX, IND, TEN, HOU
East: NYJ, BUF, MIA, NE
West: KC, LAC, DEN, LV
NFC:
North: DET, CHI, MIN, GB
South: CAR, NO, ATL, TB
East: NYG, PHI, DAL, WAS
West: SF, SEA, LAR, ARI
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The tale of two Joshes:
Josh Johnson's been in the XFL and the USFL and whatever the hell that other league was, also multiple NFL teams.
Josh Rosen gets kicked off practice squads after a couple days because he won't shut up about saving the whales or whatever he's on about.
Neither are good but one's obviously got some social skills.
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North- Baltimore, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, Cleveland.
South- Jacksonville, Indianapolis, Tennessee, Houston,.
East- Buffalo, Jets, Miami, New England
West- Kansas City, Denver, LA Chargers, Las Vegas
NFC Standings
North- Detroit, Minnesota, Green Bay, Chicago
South- New Orleans, Tampa Bay, Carolina, Atlanta
East- Philly, Giants, Dallas, Washington
West- San Francisco, Seattle, LA Rams, Arizona
Dude has had quite the cush career making bank as a backup without getting hurt before last year.
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Josh Rosen is such a bitch.
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I honestly think he's on the spectrum.
During his rookie year there were reports coming out of Arizona that his teammates hated him because he just never fucking shut up. Honestly it's the NFL and like half your team is from the hood they really do not care about plastics in the ocean.
And he has a very punchable face
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What's funny is an autism diagnosis runs afoul of his player profile. You'd think an autist would be faster about going through his reads and be a halfway decent game manger, and that's exactly where Rosen struggled. He'd hand picks to his 2nd read like it was Halloween and opposing defensive backs were decked out in costume.
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I don't think he is autistic he is just a neurotic west coast Jew
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I think Patrick Mahomes legit has autism. He comes off like it in interviews and his social awkwardness.
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I'll have to take your word for it because I can't stand to listen to his frog voice.
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Big if true. He's got a hot, albeit insufferable, wife as an autist.
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Won't say how I worked with her. But she is a total fucking "Look at me" girl. An unbearable cunt who believes that since her husband is an amazing athlete will shove the name in anyones face. I also worked with his brother and he's a different kind of fucking hole. He uses all the fucking stupid slang that I legit asked him to "Stop, slow down and speak clear English. What do you want?".