More post-jail sightings megathread

[Power Ranger Monster]

Wonder if it's too soon to expect a Tour Of Chris's House IV...

 

[Big Lenny]

It's a friggin' cyclops!
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edit: Curse-ye-hame-ha'd edition!
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Good Christ what happened

 

[TheTourist]

...when you remember just how many times Chris has done or said stupid shit simply for the sake of pleasing online "gal-pals," it's entirely possible the entire thing was just him talking nonsense or some fantasy that ILJ had talked him into describing.

I cling to reasoning like this.

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

I'm worried for all the grandma's

Hide yo grandma's guys sonichu return

 

[Toasted Boat]

The second coming of Christ is already happening right as we speak.

 

[maguyver16]

can you fucking imagine a day-one social worker being assigned chris, being put on the barbussy lockdown duty!? Like 'welcome to your new job, your first year you have to make sure this dude doesn't bang his mom'

like damn.

There is a guy perfect for the job

Chris's virginity was his business.

 

[Big Lenny]

It was temporary and only extended to Barb, which is now probably living with her sister or in a retirement home.

I thought it was confirmed multiple times that Barb was still living at 14BLC

 

[Actual Dumbass]

The fact that he was able to get off without any consequences makes me wonder if he is a Goddess after all...

 

[trash cat]

My question is to everyone in here: without mentioning where you live do you think your home state would have ruled the same way?

No. But probably depends on whether there's a local analog to Virginia's Tard Law

Virginia § 19.2-303.6. Deferred disposition in a criminal case; persons with autism or intellectual disabilities.

 

[Black Spruce]

Sometimes I question why I'm so cynical to the world and if perhaps I should change. But then stuff like this happens that makes me even more so. Life's just too amusing.

If you've ever read Watchmen, you should consider adopting the Comedian's philosophy. Then you can be a pessimistic cynic and be happy about it like me.

 

[NerdShamer]

At this rate, just be happy that his mom doesn't have that many years left in her life and she's too senile to realize what's wrong with her son

 

[Retard#7822]

There is a guy perfect for the job
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Be pretty meta if @Marvin came back to cuck Chris by stealing his mom.

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

What are the chances that Barb even knows he was gone? Who took care of her while he was in jail? She must be so checked out of reality I doubt she even understands what happened.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Can't we just shoot confirmed degenerates in the back of the head? That would've been way funnier.

God is dead, why bother, let demons walk the earth

 

[Kulee Baba]

My sympathy goes out to the neighbors.

 

[Chimp Sterling]

"Is Chris getting better?"

 

[8mm Cunningham]

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen chris chan return

i was at house drinking orange fanta when phone ring

"chis chan is at temple"

"no"

 

[Dumcumpster]

There's no way Chris is having sex with Barbara right now. He definitely learned his lesson while spending time in jail and there's no way he would make the same mistakes he made before.

Does he even really understand what he did wrong though? I'm not convinced.

 

[NerdShamer]

What are the chances that Barb even knows he was gone? Who took care of her while he was in jail? She must be so checked out of reality I doubt she even understands what happened.

She probably thought he went to another convention or something

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

We lock rapist troons in cages with women, it makes sense they’d lock Barb in a house with Chris.