💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

Inquiring minds want to know

>be Nick
>be such a piece of shit I now have a more favorable impression of Montagraph

 

[Not Who You Think]

When this daughter turned 18, he dated her as well?

The age is debatable, but according to Drexel they didn't even date. They jumped straight into BDSM with no prior sexual history/conversations.

Drexel reminds me of Max Karson. I think they did the same thing, tell on themselves in a video they thought was normal and relatable and are now trying to put the genie back in the bottle. So far he's denying it but I wonder if he'll go full Mr Girl and start cracking jokes, to be fair "hide yo kids hide yo wife the black bulls coming for them" is already pretty suspect.

Considering his large family Nick's friendship with Drex is concerning.

Nick trying to walk back how well he knows Drexel is also concerning as this would make him something of an unknown quantity to Nick's family, yet they routinely invited him into their home. If it was true that Nick was hearing those stories for the first time on stream, he should have kicked Drexel out of his house and told him to stay away from his wife and kids.

 

[Sewer Rat]

our favorite drunken pedophile's twitter is now nothing but Vito, he is currently making pedo jokes himself and retweeting comedians saying that nothing is sacred in comedy and people can make jokes about anything (most of them don't know the other Vito tweet of "normal men being aroused by children").
The funniest thing is that we know for a fact Nick is reading the thread, and that in order to "own us" he is willing to die on the hill of MAPs and pedophilia, what an own buddy! keep it up!


very funny Nick!

https://archive.vn/SNgTG

 

[200MB]

The joke horse Chrissie Mayr and her husband have joined the Vito defense force.




Also holy shit Nick, you can't claim everyone but you is mad and then spend your entire family weekend melting down on twitter. Go spend some time with your kids you "Chad Dad" lmao.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

If any of them happen to be reading this thread, which I'm sure they are, I got a fun things for them to read (might be too many words for the melinated fellas):

This is from 2011. Or at least part of it is from 2011. I highly doubt the result, specially about virginity/sex partners is still the same.

 

[Sewer Rat]

The joke horse Chrissie Mayr and her husband have joined the Vito defense force.
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Also holy shit Nick, you can't claim everyone but you is mad and then spend your entire family weekend melting down on twitter. Go spend some time with your kids you "Chad Dad" lmao.

- hey dad, what are you doing? you are supposed to be hanging out with us!
- shut up faggot kid, I'm making pedophile jokes to own the farms!
- what is a pedophile?

 

[AnOminous]

If it was true that Nick was hearing those stories for the first time on stream, he should have kicked Drexel out of his house and told him to stay away from his wife and kids.

They probably have an agreement that Drex is allowed to fuck his kids in the bondage dungeon he's building on their 18th birthday.

very funny Nick!

It's funny because CHILD MOLESTATION is HILARIOUS. You dumb incel prude.

- what is a pedophile?

Real "DaddyOFive" energy going on here.

 

[Lidl Drip]

This is from 2011. Or at least part of it is from 2011. I highly doubt the result, specially about virginity/sex partners is still the same.

You're right, women are having even less sex now.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I think what's bothering me the most is that Nick went hard as fuck on Keffals for troonshine/catboy ranch (Rightfully so); so much so that it got him in trouble for the "Get on the wall" soliloquy which kickstarted his Youtube banishment.

Yet, he's insanely milquetoast on Juju/Vito/Drex for similar predatory tactics and opinions, in certain ways worse since Vito is mask off on "I'm here for your kids lol joking"

It's been talked about a lot on here where everyone's personal "when Nick lost his way" moment occurred.

But personally, Nick's shouting down of Duncan MacLeod as a Keffals stand-in apologist was the last vestige of "Old Nick".

The joke horse Chrissie Mayr and her husband have joined the Vito defense force.

Interesting that Mayr is joining Nick's side online at least, considering her close association with the FNT and Comicsgate crews (she was on Tuesdays with Cecil just this week from Vegas briefly before getting kicked for boomer tech issues).

I believe @Geared Chris also noted in a Simpcast summary that Rekieta publicly chastised Chrissie on her own vehicle for posting Nick's AM karaoke vid on Twitter, "outing [again unspecified] people who didn't want to be IDed/filmed".

I suspect Mayr might simply be championing the cause of free speech comedy absolutist principles, considering her close association with essentially blacklisted comedians Anthony Cumia and Gavin McInnes.

Though Cumia has his own sexpest skeletons in his closet.

 

[Incel Death Note]

our favorite drunken pedophile's twitter is now nothing but Vito, he is currently making pedo jokes himself and retweeting comedians saying that nothing is sacred in comedy and people can make jokes about anything (most of them don't know the other Vito tweet of "normal men being aroused by children").
The funniest thing is that we know for a fact Nick is reading the thread, and that in order to "own us" he is willing to die on the hill of MAPs and pedophilia, what an own buddy! keep it up!

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very funny Nick!

https://archive.vn/SNgTG

He's gonna joke about his kids getting raped to own the right-wing SJWs. Wow Nick you sure showed us you're not a retarded unfunny pervert.

 

[RotPockets]

Nick trying to walk back how well he knows Drexel is also concerning as this would make him something of an unknown quantity to Nick's family, yet they routinely invited him into their home. If it was true that Nick was hearing those stories for the first time on stream, he should have kicked Drexel out of his house and told him to stay away from his wife and kids.

I wonder if this aggressive new found damage-control/PR campaign/full throated endorsement of Drexel and backhanded Gollum simp-a-thon is because Kayla is just now learning about Drexel’s sexual proclivities? Maybe she doesn’t appreciate a creepy degenerate nigger skulking around her house scouting for the long-game of which bitch he wants to piss in next.

 

[sum ting wong]

These people don't see the real issue, that it's completely unclear whether Vito even is joking. Is him saying he wants to fuck your kids a joke? Maybe. You could definitely argue it's a bad one, but you can just as easily argue it's him flaunting his sexual desires to the world and getting away with it.

The tweet about "underestimating how many 'normal men' could become aroused by a minor under particular circumstances" is hard to see as anything but an honest opinion though, so good luck calling that a joke.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Finding post-pubescent minors physically attractive is something normal.

I can confirm that this is absolutely not normal. Get help.

- what is a pedophile?

Don't worry, little one. Uncle Drexel will show you on your 18th birthday.

 

[Potatoherder]

He's gonna joke about his kids getting raped to own the right-wing SJWs. Wow Nick you sure showed us you're not a retarded unfunny pervert.

I am getting the same vibes as i got from the skeptic schism that happened. People either got caught being retarded or a full degenerate and decided to go 180 in politics to own the chuds. My bet is on him switching if Trump gets elected, he'll get TDS, start off as a nevertrumper, then shift more leftwing. Has to milk that trump trial money first.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The joke horse Chrissie Mayr and her husband have joined the Vito defense force.

You missed the worst tweet. Nick is defending Vito by making Vito style jokes while he's supposed to be engaging with an annual family event. This is going great.

Also I have a feeling Nick won't be on Flashcast ever again based on the below screenshot.


(Twitter | Archive)

 

[Sewer Rat]

I like how Nick has become so predictable that most of the people here already got the hint about what will be Nick's next step on the Vito stuff, he will recycle the "right wing are prudes that hate comedy" and will try to make this political and that the "anti-sjw" are actually against freeze peach

 

[TheTimeWizard]

The joke horse Chrissie Mayr and her husband have joined the Vito defense force.

I prefer to take a sermon on what is or what isn't comedy on literally anyone else than this grifter. Chrissie is not funny and the only reason she has some success is because right wingers (and right wing adjacent) prop any woman and black/racial minority to not be seen as sexist/racist. Also chrissy mayrs husband is a cuck that didnt say nothing when Ralph trashed her on her podcast.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick trying to walk back how well he knows Drexel is also concerning as this would make him something of an unknown quantity to Nick's family, yet they routinely invited him into their home. If it was true that Nick was hearing those stories for the first time on stream, he should have kicked Drexel out of his house and told him to stay away from his wife and kids.

I dunno. I've never particularly liked Drex but, TBF, I don't think Drexel is actually a danger to his kids in the way Vito would be. Yeah, that story with the 13 year old is sussy baka, but even the version he told he didn't do anything till she was like 20 or something. Maybe I'm being naïve, but it seems a bit much to postulate that Drex is sitting there waiting to consensually fuck the youngest one when he's in his 50s or 60s.

If I'm being naïve, or too pollyannish, know my naïveté only goes so far though...

Vito, I think, is a legitimate danger to his kids. And I don't mean when they turn 18. I mean like right fucking now. He's losing his shit about people telling him to keep Vito away from his kids, but that's sage advice.

very funny Nick!

That would be funny if it weren't entirely plausible that Vito would be asking for that now, or in the future.

In B4 Nick says we don't get humor.

Also I have a feeling Nick won't be on Flashcast ever again based on the below screenshot.

Wait. I'm confused now. I thought somebody said Chrissie was part of the Vito Defense Force?

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

Good god the blatant simping Balldoman is doing for Ju Ju is nauseating. Worse than my old fish heads. He’s not gonna fuck you in the cow costume Balldoman no matter how much you beg.
Edit: Chrissie Mayer is the same woman who went into great detail about wiping her shitty ass in a gas station bathroom with her thong and then washing the thong and her ass in the sink before putting the thong back on because she was too afraid to ask the store attendant for more toilet paper. Just thought I’d throw that out there

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Wait. I'm confused now. I thought somebody said Chrissie was part of the Vito Defense Force?

Her tweets that started it are above. She is trying to defend Vito by saying that everything he tweeted was comedy, just bad comedy. Which is why she said she rated that tweet from Vito an F-. Nick came into her mentions and asked "what did the kid rate it?"