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https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."
 
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draggs said:
Unless it's too busy tearing out someone else's throat you're not going to be able to maneuver around to boot it in the nuts
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Yeah I keep hearing tards say "oh, you just have to stick your thumb in its asshole!"

How exactly am I supposed to do that when I'm busy being mauled? And WHY would I do that when I could kick or choke it or something?
 
Bakarina said:
What's the average age that a puppy can part from mom? I know that cats can be separated from mom at around 8 weeks without issue but the youngest dog I've ever been around was 8 months and had already been separated from mom.
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I think the earliest where it's "OK" is around 8 weeks too, but it's different for each puppy and you don't always want to rush to separate.

Cats and dogs can be fine if they're hand reared by humans (like if they're orphaned) but being with their mother is always better. Being taken away from their mom after they've experienced her tends to be more damaging. Which of course will work wonders on the pitbull psyche that is already predisposed to being neurotic as hell.
MrJokerRager said:
If a shitbull bites someone or another dog, is kicking it in the nuts effective or no?
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My brother in Christ...stabbing a pitbull 10 times isn't effective.
 
Lad should have asked for a lawyer over talking to the popo.

Story is 2 years old but it shows that the shitbull menace has white knights.


The eternal puffy authoritarian pig.

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MrJokerRager said:
If a shitbull bites someone or another dog, is kicking it in the nuts effective or no?
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no lol, pain tolerance

If you have a gun or knife, use a gun or knife. If you don't you probably have two options.
I heard the front legs are pretty fragile and you can snap/dislocate them if you pull them apart (towards the sides, from above/behind the dog).
Let's be real, I don't think it would stop all shitbulls, but it should take away its leverage and minimize the damage.
Choking it out is pretty reliable, but it might be risky if it decides to redirect its aggression at you. You should probably move fast and control the head quickly if you do that.
 
DoesNotLinkToYou said:
no lol, pain tolerance

If you have a gun or knife, use a gun or knife. If you don't you probably have two options.
I heard the front legs are pretty fragile and you can snap/dislocate them if you pull them apart (towards the sides, from above/behind the dog).
Let's be real, I don't think it would stop all shitbulls, but it should take away its leverage and minimize the damage.
Choking it out is pretty reliable, but it might be risky if it decides to redirect its aggression at you. You should probably move fast and control the head quickly if you do that.
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would house or car keys not work if you lack a gun or knife?
 
DoesNotLinkToYou said:
They probably feel a mix of euphoria and dread when they get out and kill a kid. Dread cause of the consequences, I don't think most would feel bad about it.
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This is exactly the kind of evil freak who owns one of these murder mutants.

Might be a good idea to have a nice dose of antifreeze for when one of these monsters escapes.
The Great Citracett said:
Yeah I keep hearing tards say "oh, you just have to stick your thumb in its asshole!"
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Lead works better especially administered at high velocity to the head.
 
The Great Citracett said:
Yeah I keep hearing tards say "oh, you just have to stick your thumb in its asshole!"

How exactly am I supposed to do that when I'm busy being mauled? And WHY would I do that when I could kick or choke it or something?
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You will sometimes see someone do this in a dog attack video, realize it does nothing, cut to Curb Your Enthusiasm end credits
 
the clap said:
You will sometimes see someone do this in a dog attack video, realize it does nothing, cut to Curb Your Enthusiasm end credits
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Yeah, for that to work you pretty much need to get the whole fist in and start yanking out guts. Still less effective than an intracranial lead injection, but it does help relieve some general frustration that humans continue to tolerate purpose-bred soulless murder machines.
 
Mourning_Cloak said:
A lot of women (and some men) are subconsciously attracted to the idea of having a "monster" that is only nice to them. The only person in the whole universe to gain the monster's affection. This is one of the theorized reasons some women want to marry serial murderers and rapists.

I am aware of what white women do (lol) but in this case "attracted" and "affection" aren't sexual.
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It reminds of the "people" in the reptile community who keep venomous snakes.
You know that your choice in pet is fucked when reticulated pythons are safer than your dog.
 
Grundlejungle said:
It reminds of the "people" in the reptile community who keep venomous snakes.
You know that your choice in pet is fucked when reticulated pythons are safer than your dog.
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most people who keep venomous animals are pretty damn responsible
a snake that can kill you in one bite means the punishment for agitating your pet is harsh and instant, whereas something fickle like an unruly dog that miiiight bite you or it miiiiiiight tear your neighbor's poodle into a sweater entails invisible and unpredictable consequences that arent certain at the moment
and we know how low IQ people struggle with the concept of a potential future
 
Even owning a tiger is safer than owning a pitbull. A tiger won't attack you so long as you don't run and you feed it. A tiger is predictable. A venomous snake is predictable. A pitbull is not.
 
The most common cope for why this supposedly amazing breed floods shelters from advocates is because they simple "have a bad rap" and "doggy racism." Therefore we shouldn't stop breeding them en masse because eventually every human being on earth will convert to pitbullism, abandon all other pets, and bring 10 into their home.

This of course does not account for the amount of pitbulls that wind up in shelters as adults, meaning they were wanted at some point. Sure, there's intentional mislabeling of breeds, but many people knowingly get pitbulls as puppies and then surrender them when they hit that magic age. People also knowingly adopt adults and surrender them back because they inevitably start nannying.

They're also not accounting for the fact so many pitbulls require unicorn homes. No kids under 18, no men, no birds, no oxygen, Nala eats doors, etc. Someone looking to get a dog to live alongside their cat isn't going to want a dog that can't cohabitate with cats regardless of the breed it is.
 
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