FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

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Karen Riley said:
Honestly I think Chris meant that he had literal dreams about having sex with his mum, not that it was an actual ambition of his. It's still wrong and extremely strange to dream it to begin with, but he never actually acted on them which at least is saying something. I know what he's saying is still gross but it's easy to get caught up on what he's saying and believing it to be worse than it actually is.

God, I can't believe I'm having to rationalise Chris saying he dreamed of having sex with his mother. I know he thinks he's a great mind who has tonnes of readers hanging on and agreeing with his every word but this is one time I wish he'd known when to just shut up.
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Yes, but remember: Chris assigns a LOT of importance to his dreams. Not to mention the three paragraphs he wrote while wide awake saying that he's totally on board with mother/son sex as some sort of comfort excercise.
 
autism420 said:
Yeah it's just a prank, Chris is actually the owner of these forums
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That would be reassuring actually. I am new to the delights of Christine chandler. My first exposure to this was a picture of the faux vagina. Has given me a few days of reading and entertainment to catch up
 
Karen Riley said:
Honestly I think Chris meant that he had literal dreams about having sex with his mum, not that it was an actual ambition of his. It's still wrong and extremely strange to dream it to begin with, but he never actually acted on them which at least is saying something.
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Not really Karen. Dreams usually reflects what you've done in the past or what's in your mind recently. That being said, the thought of him having sex with his mom did strike him lately and surely he thought about it often. As a result these thoughts have manifested into a dream which he refered to on his Fb-post.
 
I. . .I'm not surprised. I mean I know he's cuddled with his mother before, and remember, in his comics, Crystal (Chris's "promised" future daughter) is his twin sister. If she's both his future daughter AND his sister then that would mean Barb would be her mother. So yeah, he's already crossed this line of fucked up I think.
 
Lalala said:
I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at the fact that the main thing that stopped Chris it seems is the fact that he wouldn't want to produce a developmentally challenged child by accident....Imma repeat that....the autistic man who has carved a makeshift vagina into his own gouche and is so desperate to have a kid that he freezes tupperware containers full of jizz has decided the main drawback to fucking his own mother would be having a kid who's a bit special.
It's 1am here and I just bit my tongue to stop me laughing at that so hard that it's bleeding.
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This bares the question, does he think this way because his mother has already produced a retard, that he is a tard, that his mother is too old, or does he know that incest creates little monsters?
 
Karen Riley said:
Honestly I think Chris meant that he had literal dreams about having sex with his mum, not that it was an actual ambition of his. It's still wrong and extremely strange to dream it to begin with, but he never actually acted on them which at least is saying something. I know what he's saying is still gross but it's easy to get caught up on what he's saying and believing it to be worse than it actually is.

God, I can't believe I'm having to rationalise Chris saying he dreamed of having sex with his mother. I know he thinks he's a great mind who has tonnes of readers hanging on and agreeing with his every word but this is one time I wish he'd known when to just shut up.
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We all get that hes not saying he literally fucked his mum but it sure is funny, so yea....... Chris fucked his MOM.
 
HumanBeanbag said:
To put it another way, it's like Chris going to a 20 year old's birthday party and saying 'You're still upset about being a virgin at 20? Better have sex with your mom before it gets any worse'.
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notice it's a boy and his mom
a dad and his daughter

no homo please
gay sex is just STRANGE!
The American Hedgehog said:
Well, here's Waterman's comment:

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I guess he agrees with Chris that incest is acceptable.
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they were also gods
and they did a lot of fucked up shit
 
I try not to gimmicks post but the episode of X-Files 'Home' really does come to mind.

As a side note, that's not how you use the Pokeflute on Snorlax.
 
I laugh when people say that Chris is overrated or not interesting anymore. Do people just not notice the news bulletins we put out or...?
 
jessycaca said:
That would be reassuring actually. I am new to the delights of Christine chandler. My first exposure to this was a picture of the faux vagina. Has given me a few days of reading and entertainment to catch up
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Go to the wiki and start from the beginning chronologically, it's worth it to take the whole wild ride.
 
TheMockTurtle said:
Go to the wiki and start from the beginning chronologically, it's worth it to take the whole wild ride.
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I have been going from the latest stuff. I'm up to the frozen sperm kept in what looks like a family fridge. Surely it can't get worse. Is this person in an day release institution ?
 
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Mason Verger said:
Well, incest is pretty common among Royal Bloodlines.
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Yeah, but that was usually second third cousins, not parent and child. Not only that, but if you go far enough back into most Caucasian bloodlines you'll find royal blood in there somewhere, and sometimes from multiple royal families. Not to mention that the Chandlers' claim to royal blood is weak at best.
 
I read the first paragraph of the post on featured thread section while on my phone, (so I didn't see the full title,) and I thought, "Yeah, this is another boring word salad."

Then I read the second paragraph, and my eyes about popped out of my head.

The amazing thing is that once again, no one did this to Chris. He does this shit to himself.
 
jessycaca said:
I have been going from the latest stuff. I'm up to the frozen sperm kept in what looks like a family fridge. Surely it can't get worse. Is this person in an day release institution ?
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Sorry to disappoint you but he isn't. One day he might show up on your doorstep.
 
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