🌟 Internet Famous Chris LaFon / Airsoftfatty / Airsoftphatty - Morbidly obese lightsaber LARPer, diarrhea fondler, low IQ manchild exploited by iDubbbz and Sam Hyde

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Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Nigler
True & Honest Fan
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Chris LaFon, born on April 3, 1997, known by his online alias AirsoftFatty is a "comedian" known for his Star Wars videos (archive) and the infamous "Chug-Jug" meme (archive) from the video game, Fortnite. He was also on the reality TV show "Fishtank" season 1 and 2, where he was a "freeloader". Chris' content mostly consists of real-life content, singing, and cooking videos. To describe Chris, he's someone too lazy and stupid to change his own life. He has screwed over his cousin who tried to help him, he was manipulated by multiple people to get money out of him, a weed dude, and lies for attention and sympathy. He was once a meme that people liked but as people started discovering who Chris was, people tended to lose sympathy for him. He still makes content to this day but this thread serves as a form of documentation that won't get taken down by Reddit Jannies.




It should be noted that Chris is a massive Star Wars fan, as he says "I can just easily slip into the lore of it.", which indicates he uses Star Wars RP as a form of therapy or hobby he does.

As Chris' popularity grew, so did the trolls. Airsoft developed a fanbase of trolls that would bully him for his weight.

Much like Chantal, Chris lies... a lot. There's a video where Chris talks about how he suffered a heart attack but returned home HOURS later. If you're not a retard, you'd understand no hospital in the world lets someone who just suffered a heart attack walk home hours later. Chris also likes to use this sympathy of being a fat-fuck to gather donations from kind strangers. His favorite way of e-begging is guilt tripping you into giving him money, "please give me money because my sugar is dropping so therefore i need money"
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What I can gather from this is that Chris has poor spending habits, much like his diet. He will buy airsoft toys, lightsabers, and all the unnecessary bullshit that a grown adult doesn't need.

In 2019, Anisa's pet/YouTuber IDubbbzTV made a full-length documentary called "Full Force", which according to Chris means "someone is treating it as if they were about to die, and they are putting everything behind it". It brought Chris back into the limelight of Internet fame and gave him that boost he needed.


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During this documentary, viewers have taken notice of a certain person who lived with Chris for a while. If you were paying attention to the retard with glasses (not idubbbz) that was fangirling, that is Jeremiah. He is a 5'6, overweight, pedophile. Thread by @DoomSayer
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Jeremiah has made videos talking about teh evil KiwiFarms, and the Internet Bloodsports community. He was trying to ride the coattails of whatever was going on over there. Sadly, his channel isn't archived and neither are the videos. If you want to check them out for yourself, check the thread linked above.

DragonCraft is Brandon, not Jeremiah. If you see the username "Troll Hunter", or "The Troll Hunter", that's Jeremiah.
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Him and Brandon had a back and forth in a YouTube comments section on a video, here is the tl;dr
>tl;dr
Trollhunter (Pedophile) accuses Dragoncraft (Friend and roommate of pedophile) of...
  • Not returning the keys to the front door
  • stealing things
  • being a moocher in general
  • being a pedophile
  • fucking the house up
  • smelling like shit
  • covering for someone named Stout Scott who raped a 5 year old
  • playing anime porn games
  • being unable to have children
  • suffering from depression
  • going to war on the kiwi farms
  • stashing and abusing pills
  • not having proper legal license to drive
Dragoncraft attempted to defend his honor by posting in the godwinson thread (@dragoncraft3925) and also firing back with how Trollhunter...

  • lied about rent, made dragon pay for 400 out of the 500 needed a month to live there
  • couldn't aim and constantly pissed all over the toilet seat
  • blew snot into his hand and ate it to boost his immune system
  • Lazy, never cooked, never did dishes, and ended up needing to hire a woman to clean the house up (probably paid for by his mom)
  • threw a tantrum during DnD and flipped a chair over and spilled a drink all over his PC and never paid him for the damages
  • apparently posted here before (?)

DoomSayer said:
Jeremiah decided it would be a good idea to do an epic scorched earth no half measures take down of various notable people in the sektur. This video garnered the attention of the Godwinson thread for some time, until Godwinson himself responded. What followed was a pretty fucking funny yet disturbing arc of content that included having Jeremiah hit himself on stream, allowing his roommate to punch him in the face, showing a complete lack of remorse for his RAPE OF A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL WHEN HE WAS 22 YEARS OLD, and showing off the various dead mice and cum rags from their shit hole disease ridden apartment. Since Jeremiah is permanently doxed (registered sex offender) he has been "swatted" frequently over the last couple months. Lets take a look at how this has played out thus far.

Here's his anime stream sperg

He admits that he raped a 14 year old girl and his roommate Brandon knew about it
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I'm not going to try and copy each detail from the thread but to summarize, it's 2 pedos fighting
DoomSayer said:
Highlights on the above stream include:
1:17:53 - 1:19:07 kidhunter666 is confronted with his fucked up fetishes including drinking piss, pregnant women and fortnite porn. The fortnite porn is the only accusation he takes issue with.
1:19:48 - 1:22:23 kidhunter666 celebrates as he thinks hes just gotten a big W. dragonfag wants to know how his performance was.
1:27:00 - 1:28:08 kidhunter666 turns on the lights and shows off the apartment and his boxing abilitites.
1:34:42 - 1:50:50 More autism, dragonfag rages at the pedo, dragonfag joins the discord call. kidhunter666 reveals that dragonfag was on board with all of this and didnt want kidhunter666 to stop streaming.
2:27:59 - 2:36:16 dragonfag gets a few more punches in. The last punch seems to crash kidhunter666s stream
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In September 13th, 2019, Chris lost his mother due to cancer. Chris' mom was a influential part on his life and he was (understandably) heart broken over it. This video was recorded not long after his mother's passing, trying to "freestyle" his emotions into a sad rap song.
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After this, things were looking up for Chris. He decided to make higher quality content, working out, and was seemingly in better spirits than before. Some would argue this was the beginning of the end.
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@Lake Cresva Diver has discovered some AirsoftFatty Lore that is relevant to the story of Chris. A cousin of Chris' named Matt started a YouTube channel (archive) centered around ASF Content. On November 29th, 2019, Matt uploads a video called "Fatty invest in Himself & Try's Adulting"


Archive:
Fatty invest in Himself & Try's Adulting [z8xNWFZVKqY].mp4

In this video, Chris is smoking weed in the garage instead of inside Matt's house. Matt doesn't want the house to reek of weed. He tells Chris that he has to contribute to the household. Either my audio is fucked or Matt messed up the video but Chris is inaudible while Matt speaks to him. Chris is tired from working, worked 9am-2pm, took a power nap. Chris isn't a fan of work, unsurprisingly. Matt tells Chris that he can't sleep all day. Matt takes Chris to a electronic store to get him a tri-pod, lights and a microphone. Matt asks Chris if he should invest in business or a car, Chris doesn't have an answer so Matt replies with "Investing in your business means your investing in yourself." Matt tells Chris "why fix your back window on your car when you can upgrade your production value?". Chris limps in shot toward the worker, they purchase all the shit for Chris. Chris shows the worker how to lockpick from a YouTuber he watched. Matt and Chris go home, Matt talks about how happy and proud of Chris he is. Towards the end of the video, Chris eats an untoasted mozzarella bagel while cold.


Archive:
Surprise Fatty Craps & Second Dumpster Filled [zksYq8rKT8o].mp4

In the next video, Matt and friends spent 25 hours cleaning the shithole him and his mother lived in before she passed away. I mean this literally and metaphorically but there is shit... all... over... the... house. It opens with a guest room that has DVDs on the floor, food boxes, broken AC, and more cat shit than a litterbox. Matt's editing makes this shit unwatchable. Walking through the house it seems like it's either sand or litter on the floor, the kitchen is the worst. The basement has pissed soaked sheets on the floor, clothes all over the floor, dinosaur drawings are all over the walls. The basement looks like a place where you would murder your victims and dispose of their bodies. It's extremely dirty and nasty. Going upstairs is disgusting, windows are broken, animal shit on the floor, and a bunch of the ceiling is on the floor as well. While Matt and friends are cleaning Chris's shithole, Chris shits in the up and downstairs bathroom but doesn't flush.

Matt goes to Chris' room, and it looks horrible. His "bed" is being held up by cylinder blocks with some type of covering on it. There's garbage that covers his whole floor. It's getting more and more obvious that Matt is getting tired of Chris'.... shit. Matt is having regrets on helping Chris out. Chris has a safe full of cat shit. Matt shows the after shots of cleaning everything, house still looks terrible but atleast it's not filled to the brim with garbage.


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Threats, Blackmail, & Extortion [Ug4zauY9QAQ].mp4
Matt goes back and forth with Fatty's now-ex manager, Josh. I won't spoil who Josh is considering he's talked about right after this saga but to give a brief introduction. Josh is somebody that used Chris for money. Matt claims Josh is extorting and blackmailing him. Chris screams like a retard whenever Matt gets him to not be a retard.

Video description said:
As you may have seen there are some new elements in Airsoftfattys life. His new Manager began reaching out to me. I addressed him and concluded at that. Christopher after I clearly stated to him that I would not discuss family affairs with strangers continued to encourage this gentleman to contact me. The email you will read was from this person and sent to me a few nights ago. I take threats seriously, and have taken actions to protect my assets and family. A wedge is attempting to be used to gain off Christipher. The individual sees me as a threat and has begun harassing and threatening my family's livelihood as you will see in the video. Attempting to insert him self in my family affairs. Which christopher is encouraging. I will not stand for it, or yield to extortion, slander, blackmail, or strong arm tactics. On a personal note, my company has paid for his home, my home, the clothing on his back, and the warm bed he is ignoring, for years. It's painful that Chris would or would allow someone to so maliciously intend harm to me, himself, and entire family. I wish him the best of luck, he needs it. This "Manager" is taking him for a serious ride. When he's broke again, which has happened 3 times before, Christopher is welcome home anytime. #familystickstogether #bloodsthicketthanwater What a shameful waste of time and understanding stress.


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Saving Airsoftfatty from Jail [euON1BwInno].mp4

In this video, Chris almost gets arrested for abandoning his cat. Chris fucks off to go smoke weed while Matt is cleaning up after him. Matt cleans up even more cat piss and shit, Matt drops off the last abandoned cat at the animal shelter. Chris is too lazy to pick up his meds from Matt. Matt's reoccurring catchphrase is "super fucked".


Archive:
Airsoftfatty W⧸ Cops @ my house [o9AM_tXqVWE].webm

Matt is clearly at his breaking point with Chris, the cops are at Matt's house. Chris keeps claiming that Matt is withholding his propery/meds. Matt does a half assed way of explaining the situation, the description provides more context.

YouTube Description said:
Airsoffatty is at it again. For months he left his stuff at my house after multiple attempt to deliver it to him, he decided to have the police show up at my house so he could get his property. (Fun Fact the property most of it was clothing I bought for him.) wasting police resources again. wasting my time again, being dramatic as usual. I made this video as evidence that I don't have any of Christophers stuff at my house. I was never withholding any of his stuff the things he left, he now has. End of it! Probably not thought he will find something else to cause issues with. keep in mind, He could drive D.C., Chicago, Detroit multiple times, and NYC but for months "could not" get his stuff, with out police escort. When I met him twice this month with out having the police present. He is playing games as usual. I'm beyond done with him and his endless drag on my time and energy.


Matt plays a game with ASF fans on how many cats are at his shithole. The answer is 14


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My Last Video [Txaqkrv43iQ].mp4

Matt makes his final video helping Chris. Matt talking about how he is done with Chris because he is a lazy piece of shit who puts no effort into his life. His family has attempted to help him for years. Chris is a shame on the family. How Chris lies, uses, and manipulates people with false sympathies with his crying and blubbering. How Chris was "never homeless" and pretending to be for sympathy because he always would have a bed at matts place. Chris never washed his clothes and will not take showers or do any dishes and faked being homeless because he was asked to do these basic things. He wants people to shame Chris forever for his behavior.


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In Feburary 2020, Chris would be "managed" by Discord retard, Josh. Josh was essentially Chris' tard wrangler but it was a bit more evil than that. Josh had access to ALL of Chris' social media accounts, and Josh linked his bank account to Chris' adsense so the money that's supposed to be going towards Chris was actually going to Josh. Josh has threatened to call APC on Chris (adult protective services) when Chris doesn't want to dance for Josh.

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It should be noted that Josh had taken advantage of Chris because of a few reasons:
  • Chris had recently gained a shitload of fame due to the Full Force documentary being out
  • Chris just lost his mother during this time
  • Chris is an actual retard
Josh and Co. decided to sit AirsoftFatty down and have a A&E style intervention, painting Chris has this lazy no-good retard that can't live on his own... which, they weren't completely wrong.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5cVTfSz7BXA
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At this point in time, Chris had cut off all his real friends and the only people by his side were Josh and his retard friends that wanted to take advantage.

Josh wanted to be an even more greedy jew, and locked eyes onto Robert. Robert is one of Chris' old friends that have been in previous videos along with being featured in the Full Force documentary. Josh tries really hard to get into Robert's head to do the same shit that he has done to Chris. Josh got into Robert's social media, and changed Robert's adsense to Josh's bank account. Chad Robert notices that and exposes how Jewish Josh really is
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=LVUJtVKtSpk
Archive:
AIRSOFTFATTY AND HIS MANAGER ASSAULT EACH OTHER *POLICE CALLED* CHARGES FILED [LVUJtVKtSpk].mp3

After everything was said and done, Robert's social medias were "hacked". Changing everything into pro-LGBT gay shit. One could assume the "hacking" was done by Josh himself.
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In early 2021, AirsoftFatty got banned from Twitch due to "hate speech". According to Chris' "manager", Josh, "someone said the n-word via voice chat he was playing. he never removed the VOD or informed anyone that could help him of this instance and was banned. he was smoking and he didn't think about that being a possible ban, it was a mistake.

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On March 8th, 2021, Josh parted ways with Chris via Discord messages.
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On Jan 24, 2022, YoutTuber utoovoos made a video explaining the Josh situation in more detail than this thread can provide. It details him being abused by Josh, manipulated, and isolated from all his friends. Video and archive below


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On May 14, 2022, AirsoftFatty sings the National Anthem at the Creator Clash 1 event
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On May 2023, Chris appeared on the Sam Hyde show called Fishtank, his role as a freeloader was mostly due to the reason at the time, Chris was homeless in Battle Creek, Michigan and needed a place to stay. Sam Hyde and his crew started a GoFundMe (archive) to help Chris out. The intended purpose was to get Chris a tiny house along with a vehicle.

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During Chris stay at Fishtank, a bunch of shit has happened.

On Chris first night there, he breaks down in Bedroom 4 due to being fucked with by redditors. Frank Hassle comes in to console him
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HwHqm3d2LkQ
Archive:
AirsofttFatty FishTank Meltdown [HwHqm3d2LkQ].webm

Chris loses his bag, and also his mind
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wsPD5Q7JZvM
Archive:
meltdown.webm

Chris gets naked
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rPYFJ07jZck
Archive:
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Sam orders a black hooker for Chris during Day 33, but refuses to have sex with him because he smells like shit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6sbnJduoRJI
Archive:
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He does blackface
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=KVqeFGNaoK0
Archive:
Airsoftfatty Wears Blackface [With Chat] ~ Fishtank.live [KVqeFGNaoK0].webm

Chris tardrages at Letty over her fucking with him
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xuwummfhuts
Archive:
CHRIS LOSES IT (Fishtank.live - Day 36) [Xuwummfhuts].webm

Chris gives the women lightsaber lessons

Archive:
Chris Gives Letty, Josie, & Sylvia Lightsaber Training [With Chat] ~ Fishtank.live [E5eOd0BnA...webm

Chris is into incest

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Chris Is Into Incest [With Chat] ~ Fishtank.live [jj46iHLX_Mw].webm

Chris does standup

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Chris annoying the other contestants for a game they are playing

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Chris tries boxing

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Chris cooking for the contestants

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Chris fakes a heart attack

Archive:
Airsoftfatty Has A Heart Attack In The Tank ~ Fishtank.live [t5qbq_7M3Nk].webm

Chris teaches you how to be a nigga

Archive:
nigger.webm

Chris goes skitzo

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skit.webm

Chris teaches the contestants on how to workout

Video is too big to archive.

Added by @Maricón de Mierda
The Grossest Thing Challenge went too far when Chris decided to wipe his ass and showed the most digusting shit i've ever seen a human do.


Archive:
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On July 5th 2023, Chris released a series titled "The Fatty Shack" which is a video series on the GoFundMe money that went towards the tiny house. The people working on his house are volunteers that decided to help Chris build the house because he's fat and retarded. In the video series, Chris is sitting there like a bump on the log while watching everyone else do the shit for him. Chris does some simple things, like screwing in something or cutting a 2x4.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pLEqYpsZL4A
Archive:
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Brandon (blazze) is Chris' new tard wrangler, information on him is scarce due to him (mostly) wanting to stay out of the spotlight and his tendency to censor any personal information on the internet. This is the case when he got the AirsoftFatty's subreddits banned due to "harassment".

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Brandon has celebrated this takedown on ASF's Instagram story
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Brandon has had a lengthy record when it comes to opening and closing his weed businesses. He has owned 5/6 since 2016(?) and I've went into a deep dive into each one. I'm not going to rewrite my entire post on Brandon's sketchy businesses so I've quoted myself below this paragraph. If you want to see the full post, click here.

While on the topic of questionable criminality, Brandon has a lengthy criminal history in regarding putting his hands on his family.
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He has been charged and convicted of:
  • Unspecified Criminal Charge (???)
  • 3rd Degree Assault (2010)
  • Domestic Violence/Battery (2011)
  • Battery Touch/Strike (2011)
  • Simple Trepassing (2011)
  • Domestic Violence (2016)
  • Domestic Violence (N/A)

More to AirsoftFatty news, Brandon (Airsoft's new tard wrangler) owns CheeseHash (Archive), a NY based weed company. Info found by @Nukalellel

Brandon also owns this weed account (which is privated)
He owns ANOTHER weed account (yes, it's privated)

Brandon sponsored this NY weed party with rappers MellowRackz and Jim Jones
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Found a YouTube channel linked to his old cannabis company called Cheers (Archive)

The description reads as follows

His Cheers420.com website is down but this is the earliest archive of his site in 2020
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His former company is located in Bangor, ME
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Found an old URL that redirects to cheers420.com (Archive)
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Our CHEESE Hash Co. Hash Rosin, Bubble Hash, Moon Rocks (Cheese Ballz), & Solvent-less Hash Diamonds are known to some dabbers and connoisseurs as some of the Best Quality Products on the East Coast.

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The main CheeseHash account is privated
https://www.instagram.com/cheese_hash/
The second account is also privated
https://www.instagram.com/cheesehashnyc/
Even has a nice hash rating system on their page (Archive)

The website is hosted by IONIS, a German web hosting company that offers dirt cheap hosting along with a website builder lol (Archive)

Found this from the source page
HTML:
<title>
Cheese Hash Co. #1 Hash on The East Coast **BUY HASH NOW 21+** ‪(207) 200-8150‬
</title>
<meta name="keywords" content="Hash, Hash Rosin, Rosin , Maine Rosin, New England Dabs, East Coast Dabs, East Coast Rosin , Rosin , 710 , 420 , cannabis, cannabis extracts , extracts, concentrates, dab, smoke, customgrow420 , Gavita , GMO , Press , Rosin Press, Dabs, Marijuana . Medical Marijuana , Bongs , Pipes , Dab Rigs."/>
<meta name="description" content="Cheese Hash Co. #1 Solvent-less Extracts &amp; Hash on The East Coast ! Full-Melt , Bubble Hash , Dry Sift! Some of the best Hash in the World ! Cheese Hash Company : intake@cheesehash.com‪ (207) 200-8150‬ www.cheesehash.com"/>

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The number listed is a Virtual Number from Maine
207-200-8150

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The number links back to a Maine Food Truck (Archive)

A website that allows you to hire food trucks has their page (Archive)
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https://www.facebook.com/wickedgoodtruck/
They have a Facebook page that's inactive (Archive)
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Email is intake@cheesehash.com

I guess there were too stoned to fill out the privacy policy (L/A)
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Found out that they have their business linked into some Maine Excel document. (Link) The LLC is CLM Enterprises (Archive)
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Edit: Turns out Livia passed away last year (L/A)
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A video she made with her daughter

Archive:
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Considering she's ran vegan LLCs before, it's not unlikely to assume this is her
THE WELLNESS FORUM, LLCA
MODERN VEGAN COOKING SCHOOL, LLC

HE HAS ANOTHER WEED "COMPANY". I'm starting to see why none of these have LLCs (Archive)
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(L/A)
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A tweet (Archive)
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You get your weed delivered in a pedo van with a cute doggo and weed covered seats
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We are on weed company numero 4 (Archive)
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His website is dead, even looking through the Internet Archive shows nothing but dead links and nginx errors

Has a 1 star review (Archive)
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From Cannataxi (Archive)

LOL Shawn is back at it again with giving Brandon shit reviews
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According to Shawn (the only reviewer for Brandon's company), Brickhouse Cannasseurs is COMPANY NUMBER 5. I've tried verifying if it's his but the number listed isn't a virtual number and from what I can tell, there's an actual location you can go to.
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(L/A)
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491 Auburn Street, Portland, Maine, United States

Apperently, Virgina got sued by some company
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They don't have a website but they are listed on every cannabis website you can imagine. I've played with the theory this is all money laundering but I've never seen somebody start 4/5 companies within the past 5 years.

My game theory is that it's either not his company or he used to work for them until he left at some point

On October 23, 2023, YouTuber EvictionSandal uploaded a video which was a reddit post discussing an allegation of Chris molesting his foster sister. I do want to state for the record, these are allegations that have not been proven in a court of law. Do with this information as you will.


The abuse and neglect of Susan and Chris [tiJd8Pbs9Fw].mp4

The video starts off with this photo
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The victim is anonymous in this story. The victim starts the post off by constantly reliving traumatic memories from living with people in their past. The story takes place 10 years ago. Chris, Susan, Gabe (victim's brother), their little brother, and the victim.

The victim claims she saw multiple times that Chris ate a gallon of ice cream and placed them in Gabe's room to get him in trouble. The victim moved in with Susan and Chris in September 2012. They stayed with them for 2 weeks in the past but the victim claims they (victim and Gabe) were in and out of the system. This story takes place when they were staying with Chris from September 2012 - May 2013.

The victim claims Chris ate 8 grilled cheeses and 4 cans of tomato soup in one sitting. Chris had an eating problem, he ate gallons of ice cream while his mom was aware of it. Chris' mom would yell at Gabe for having ice cream buckets in his room and being verbally abusive towards him. The victim claims Susan made a big bowl of food and forced Gabe to eat it. Susan forced Gabe to eat a full bowl of Hamburger Helper and cereal until there was no milk left in the fridge.

The victim and Gabe were suffering from mental issues due to watching their mother commit suicide. The victim developed bulimia from living with them, and claimed they self-harmed in the past but living with them didn't make it better. Chris doesn't have veggies in the house, only carbs.

It was hard to eat due to the constant smell of piss and shit around the whole house. A St. Bernard would constantly nip at Gabe. Susan didn't care and the victim is saying that Susan would constantly manipulate them.

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You should mention the "tiny house" that he moved in. It's basically a heavily modified pre-made shed, the kind that you could buy at a hardware store and you don't need to be a builder to see the things wrong with it. Such as the fact that it has no foundation. Or sewer system. Or ventilation.
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Chris was supposed to help out with the construction, but most of the time you can see him sitting or lying on the floor. One could assume that he's just lazy, but to be fair, at his body weight it's hard to even walk up the stairs without getting out of breath, not to mention doing physical labour.
He has the whole series on his channel, I can't be bothered to archive it.
 
You should mention the "tiny house" that he moved in. It's basically a heavily modified pre-made shed, the kind that you could buy at a hardware store and you don't need to be a builder to see the things wrong with it. Such as the fact that it has no foundation. Or sewer system. Or ventilation.
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Chris was supposed to help out with the construction, but most of the time you can see him sitting or lying on the floor. One could assume that he's just lazy, but to be fair, at his body weight it's hard to even walk up the stairs without getting out of breath, not to mention doing physical labour.
He has the whole series on his channel, I can't be bothered to archive it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pLEqYpsZL4A
i was going to include that saga but there’s only one channel that covers in it detail but his videos are a chore to watch. will tough it out and include it tho
 
Airsoftfatty kind of deserves some of the trouble he gets himself into and isn't exactly completely innocent as a person but it is unfortunate his mother passed away when he was something like 21 or 22. Considering his personality and general behavior he'll probably get into more goofier shenanigans as time goes on.
 
Oh my god, is that it? He's practically saint in comparison to all the other media vermin.
 
Not sure if its mentioned already but he also tardraged a few times on fishtank over his bag going missing where he destroyed things, got naked, and said the n word and screamed song lyrics. He also got upset because a female participant didn't want to bang him.
 
From a Fishtank viewer standpoint, Chris was a mixed bag of funny and an unliked asshole. His bad standup was hilarious as he tortured the contestant as he drags the story and adds worthless details, Having a meltdown over a lost bag and making holes in the wall with a broom, and being a rolling sphere for Josie and Letty to jump over like a Mario Party game.
There are key moments during his stay in the house as Chris told the story how he was kicked out of his home by his Cousin after his mom passed away. Shocking enough, Chris reveled to Sam Hyde that he never took insulin in 5 years because he has no health insurance.
 
Still not as corpulent as Fat Tomlinson.

I mostly just remember him playing with his own shit and being one TTS shitpost away from raping Letty the entire time he was on Fishtank. Disgusting fuck made it impossible to watch at times.
 
Oh my god, is that it? He's practically saint in comparison to all the other media vermin.
Freaking out in funny ways and making weird/disturbing content used to be the only criteria to be a lolcow back in the day. Nowadays that's changed because everyone's either become hyper-political or literal borderline criminals with a support network of other degenerates beneath them.
 
I feel bad about his upbringing, and I do think he has some developmental disability. I didn't know the lore about this Josh fella. That is really unfortunate and I know it didn't help matters, especially after losing his mother. Feel bad about that.

That being said, I cannot stress enough how much I dislike this guy. I tried giving him the benefit of the doubt, but all those hours I watched on FishTank really did highlight how lazy and how much of a liar he is. Not to mention a huge baby that whines when he doesn't get his way. He's not disabled enough that he can be excused for his bad behavior, he knows what he's doing while he's doing it.

I checked in on him and his tiny house adventure to see he's already fucking up the house and he was even talking down on the nice people who did all the work for him (while he didn't do shit). Idubzzz telling him to fuck off and get a job is one of the most based things he has ever done, and it pains me to say anything positive about Ian. Fuck Chris tbh, he's a douche.
 
I feel bad about his upbringing, and I do think he has some developmental disability. I didn't know the lore about this Josh fella. That is really unfortunate and I know it didn't help matters, especially after losing his mother. Feel bad about that.
i will say this, as much as i dislike ian, his full force documentary was a mixed bag when writing this thread. now, this is written with hindsight but as a documentary about chris, ian fucking sucked at it. he really didn't go in too deep with chris' life and a lot of (irrelevant) footage was shown.

however, there are moments of footage that says a lot without saying much. if you pay attention to chris' channel for any amount of time, the nigga spells worse than kingcobrajfs which amazes me because i don't know how you can fuck up spelling as bad as him. if you look at where chris was living at the time, it was a shithole. there was animal shit everywhere, the roof was caving in, and obviously it wasn't the best place to live in. god can only hope the arguments and conversations that go down in that house.

That being said, I cannot stress enough how much I dislike this guy. I tried giving him the benefit of the doubt, but all those hours I watched on FishTank really did highlight how lazy and how much of a liar he is.
funny you say that because i forgot where it was but i remember there was a small community that really wanted to see chris succeed and didn't know his past. i was one of those people until one moment where i stayed up late watching fishtank. chris asked josie "if she did anal" and that clearly made her uncomfortable, i don't exactly remember the comment but it was weird enough to where i think mauro confronted chris about it. i remember watching that live and reacted in disgust when I heard it. like you said, he's a retard but it's like.. damn man, why the fuck did you say that?

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Anyone who grew up in a rural working class area knows at least a couple of Fatty's, not bad lads by any stretch of the imagination, but ignorant, lazy, useless, and going absolutely fucking nowhere.

Chris and those like him exist in this awkward middle ground whereby their life circumstances are just bad enough to where their failings are somewhat understandable, but not bad enough that they're able to be excused. This gives Chris just enough room for him to deny his responsibility for contributing to his current situation, and it's a petty excuse he'll cling on for dear life to, until the 'beetus finally claims him.

With this in mind, it's apparent that he's likely never going to stop being a shameless e-beggar, because for him to even have any chance at all of sorting his shit out he needs to take ownership of the very habits that helped to put him deep in it in the first place.
 
I'd had no exposure to Chris until he rolled through the door on fishtank, so had a lot of questions about this fat waste of space. You've answered them all, means it's a properly solid OP as far as I'm concerned.

To me he's a cow, no doubt, (of the revolting variety) but I can see why some people might be unwilling to agree due to his background. They'd be wrong.
 
Most of the archived footage is uploaded. I can officially say the thread is now complete until somebody tells me I forgot something or new developments happen. Now, time to search for another washed up YouTuber lolcow to write about.

Right now is the fastest I've ever seen Tor upload videos lol

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Most of the archived footage is uploaded. I can officially say the thread is now complete until somebody tells me I forgot something or new developments happen. Now, time to search for another washed up YouTuber lolcow to write about.

Right now is the fastest I've ever seen Tor upload videos lol

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You'd be remiss to not include him holding his own diarrhea from the "grossest thing" challenge in Fishtank, I think. But good thread! I'm surprised there wasn't one for him already.
 
You'd be remiss to not include him holding his own diarrhea from the "grossest thing" challenge in Fishtank, I think. But good thread! I'm surprised there wasn't one for him already.
if you could link that for me, that'd be great. i'm converting the rest of the videos so i can upload them.
 
You really oughta include the unofficial sequel to the Full Force documentary that does a deep dive on the Josh situations (originally called "Fully Forced" by utoovoos, I'll link it below). The manipulation and control this Josh individual held over Chris is appalling. Classic controlling abuser behaviors. Isolate them from their support group, make them dependent upon you, mistreat them if they try to advocate for themselves, sow doubt in their mind that anyone else would ever treat them well, make them believe this is all their fault they get mistreated, and so on. It's pretty psychologically engrossing to watch play out.


Gonna attempt to archive it as well as the "AirsoftFatty's First Workout Class" clip from Fishtank with some low filesize encoding magic.
 
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