Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread - Gorl Tawk's very own DMZ (De-Moidified Zone)

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idk why some men are getting pissy over this thread. Aren't they all supposed to be more rational than us? Aren't women's opinions not important in the grand scheme of things?
Or maybe... there's some eggs waiting to be cracked in this thread?
 
thyme said:
idk why some men are getting pissy over this thread. Aren't they all supposed to be more rational than us? Aren't women's opinions not important in the grand scheme of things?
Or maybe... there's some eggs waiting to be cracked in this thread?
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You know how emotional men get when they are manstruating.
 
Time for some comedy.

Q. Why did the moid cross the road?
A. Because a female family court judge ordered him to

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Male Sue
Male Sue who?
Male suicide rate

Q. How many moids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, he just holds the bulb and expects the world to revolve around him

A moid walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"
The moid says "Because I'm secretly depressed"
 
Dyn said:
Time for some comedy.

Q. Why did the moid cross the road?
A. Because a female family court judge ordered him to

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Male Sue
Male Sue who?
Male suicide rate

Q. How many moids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, he just holds the bulb and expects the world to revolve around him

A moid walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"
The moid says "Because I'm secretly depressed"
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?
They don't stop and ask for directions.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

What do you call a man having sex with someone he loves?
Masturbating
 
I hate my husband because he stops me from making bad decisions. If we ever round up the males, I want it to be known that he's one of the few good ones.

But he ate the last of the chocolate chips, and I'm mad at him.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I hate my husband because he stops me from making bad decisions. If we ever round up the males, I want it to be known that he's one of the few good ones.

But he ate the last of the chocolate chips, and I'm mad at him.
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Men always be like "Women always say they just want a salad and then eat my french fries!" but then when you leave any sort of snack around the house they will eat it and pretend they didn't know you were saving it for later.
 
Dyn said:
Now you can start a healthy relationship with a man without having to completely subjugate your safety and agency, and if he tries pulling any of his testerical rape-ape moid shit you can just have him removed from society with one phone call.
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The only way to win is to not play.
Lidl Drip said:
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Males truly are the niggers of the sex binary.
Shidoen said:
Why not divide it with race too?
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When called out on it, they resort to jewish tactics.
Billy Bob Dick said:
yes, men are better than women at things, and?
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And celebrate their nigger behaviors, like the truest of all niggers.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Men always be like "Women always say they just want a salad and then eat my french fries!" but then when you leave any sort of snack around the house they will eat it and pretend they didn't know you were saving it for later.
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That's why I say he's one of the good men: he's learned to not eat all my snacks. He just misjudged if I would want some of the chocolate chips.

Men really just have a couch, and think it's enough furniture.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Men really just have a couch, and think it's enough furniture.
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I always thought this was just a joke, but it’s genuinely true. I’ve visited three single men’s apartments and all of them have been severely under furnished. One guy had two arm chairs in front of a wall mounted TV and a computer on a huge desk, and that was literally all his furniture (presumably also had a bed somewhere but I never saw it). Why would you even invite people over at that point, your home is less suited to receiving guests than your fucking car!!
 
snov said:
I always thought this was just a joke, but it’s genuinely true. I’ve visited three single men’s apartments and all of them have been severely under furnished. One guy had two arm chairs in front of a wall mounted TV and a computer on a huge desk, and that was literally all his furniture (presumably also had a bed somewhere but I never saw it). Why would you even invite people over at that point, your home is less suited to receiving guests than your fucking car!!
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The male cope for this is "women hate how little it takes for us to be happy!!!" but then it always turns out these men are miserable, depressed and just can't take care of themselves. Everyone is happy in a nice clean environment, some people just never experienced the difference it truly makes to live in a well kept home.
 
Feline Supremacist said:
I love crazy lesbos, means more men for me. Keep going @Lidl Drip !
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*tips fedora* Salutations m'lady
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Trying to take over a female space like this thread because the people there are making fun of you and saying things you don't like which makes you mad is pretty cringe and troonpilled, just saying. Maybe if you write enough angry e-mails to the people in charge they will take this thread full of mean and hurtful words down.
 
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