What is this "Denmark" anyway?

[Eddie Riggs]

Titlemark

 

[KittyGremlin]

the place they make Legos, not much else to it

 

[Lone Outsider]

En land der engang havde masser af vikinger men er fuld er sjælløse nørder. De er lidt ligesom tysker.

 

[ITK]

It is a parochial rump state comprised of a bastardized mongrel race that is emerged as an offshoot of the Scanians in the 1600s. It is a barren country completely devoid of any worth, its inhabitants have produced nothing, in the grand scheme of things it is even less than a blip, and will be looked back upon by the handful of historians who have retain an esoteric knowledge of its existance as an obvscure historical oddity with a mixture of mockery and derision. There is nothing of Denmark worth note. We do not talk about Denmark.

 

[Shroom King]

Thanks to the horseshit immigration and refugee policies of the EU, the political worldview of many Danes can be distilled into two words:

Luk grænsen

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It is a parochial rump state comprised of a bastardized mongrel race that is emerged as an offshoot of the Scanians in the 1600s. It is a barren country completely devoid of any worth, its inhabitants have produced nothing, in the grand scheme of things it is even less than a blip, and will be looked back upon by the handful of historians who have retain an esoteric knowledge of its existance as an obvscure historical oddity with a mixture of mockery and derision. There is nothing of Denmark worth note. We do not talk about Denmark.

You will never be a Viking. You have no longboats, you have no berserkers, you have no runes. You are a Eurotrash state twisted by German occupation and American tourists into a crude mockery of Norse perfection.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I think they make big dogs there.

 

[SofondaCox]

A place Venezuela made up to feel better about themselves.

 

[TheRetardKing]

It's Lego Island.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

It kinda look like a dick about to fuck Norway and Sweden in the ass

 

[Shig O'nella]

the place they make Legos, not much else to it

They make good bacon too.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Their plug sockets look like happy faces.

In comparison, American plug sockets look like shocked faces.

 

[keytar]

Teachers receive papers from their students Denmark em

 

[Fireman Sam]

The language is ugly and dumb, and the food is mid, but the country is better than Sweden in every way

 

[Car Won't Crank]

It's a land defined by 90s and early 2000s girl group bubble gum pop music who have an odd propensity for Japanese culture.

 

[poosplash]

I've been. Not much to say other than it's fucking expensive.

 

[KittyGremlin]

It is a parochial rump state comprised of a bastardized mongrel race that is emerged as an offshoot of the Scanians in the 1600s. It is a barren country completely devoid of any worth, its inhabitants have produced nothing, in the grand scheme of things it is even less than a blip, and will be looked back upon by the handful of historians who have retain an esoteric knowledge of its existance as an obvscure historical oddity with a mixture of mockery and derision. There is nothing of Denmark worth note. We do not talk about Denmark.

they made lego's tho

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Your thread sucks. Kill yourself.

 

[kcbbq]

they made lego's tho

And most of the world's commercial child pornography in the late 60s and early 70s.

 

[Lone Outsider]

The language is ugly and dumb, and the food is mid, but the country is better than Sweden in every way

100% sandt. Sverige er mere cucked end Danmark. Det eneste ros jeg vil giv dem er at de ikke gik i panik over Covid ligesom Danmark gjort. Flere år af folks liv skyllet ned i toilettet.