💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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The obvious move would have been to pivot towards mocking AF. They can do multiple hours of streams on each of the groypers if they simply harvested our work like they've always been doing.

The two cannot read the room.
I think they're both autistic.
 
AltisticRight said:
The two cannot read the room.
I think they're both autistic
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theyre too angry at ralph to capitalize fully, which is understandable i guess
Diamond Homonculus said:
While things are still quiet there is a lot of developing potential in the broader lolcow sektur right now. With just a little leg work they could secure themselves a few new cows that would sustain them once even AF fizzles out.
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theres a decent amount rn, they need to branch out while the getting is good, do what tv shows do and have hidden pilot episodes ie heres a funny side character wouldnt it be crazy if they had their own show we totally arent already making? if af dies they just have the plug pulled on them basically since this sektur is niche and much reduced from what it once was. they apparently have reviewtech and other noticing them whenever they mention so they probably could have fun audience interaction spamming some retard or something.
 
MeltyTW said:
theres a decent amount rn, they need to branch out while the getting is good, do what tv shows do and have hidden pilot episodes ie heres a funny side character wouldnt it be crazy if they had their own show we totally arent already making? if af dies they just have the plug pulled on them basically since this sektur is niche and much reduced from what it once was. they apparently have reviewtech and other noticing them whenever they mention so they probably could have fun audience interaction spamming some retard or something.
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This is actually brilliant and I'd love to see them play it up like this.

With AF being completely muzzled and more possible investigations it's not hard to imagine a time when AF is too boring to talk about even if they aren't completely destroyed.
 
Episode 63: Sheeeeesh!

Good job, Mr Niggers, treating xander like he's some kinda zoo animal and showing him to complete strangers from the Internet for money. Classy.
Nah, it's ok to fly out freaks from the sektur to come see your infant grandson! No problem! We're all internet fwiends there!

Also, cool fucking """gaming""" channel, Tardski. Does nobody show up to your boring-ass gaming streams, so now you have to move parts of your main show over there?
>but muh cucktube censorshit!
What happened to the Odysee channel then? Why is it abandoned again?
AltisticRight said:
The two cannot read the room.
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They cannot comprehend Gunt becoming the king of the sektur again.
AltisticRight said:
I think they're both autistic.
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Absolutely. With Asston's autistic rocking back and forth and Tardski's low-IQ interruptions this is obvious.
Also notice how they often start dropping their catchphrases very suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere. Just all of a sudden HIT THE LIKE BUTTON or the Feaser clip right in the middle of them saying something. That's weird.
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
They cannot comprehend Gunt becoming the king of the sektur again.
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And how is that going to happen?

IamnottheNSA said:
Absolutely. With Asston's autistic rocking back and forth and Tardski's low-IQ interruptions this is obvious.
Also notice how they often start dropping their catchphrases very suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere. Just all of a sudden HIT THE LIKE BUTTON or the Feaser clip right in the middle of them saying something. That's weird.
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Complete autists and they STILL make more in 30 minutes that Ralph makes in an 8 hour snore fest.
 
TJBirish said:
And how is that going to happen?
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GUNTAN: Your flesh, insect. It is the property of the GunTel Corporation. We require it back. In time... all becomes gunt.

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AltisticRight said:
If Ethan was allowed back on YouTube, he'd probably make a lot more. YouTube takes 30% and is a trash platform but at least you won't be doxing yourself.
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That seems to be his primary hurdle which I'm sure he's at least considered cucking his own content to have a wider reach because obviously the opposite isn't working so well, which explains why Rumble is his middle ground for now. Obviously he wouldn't be allowed back on YT now considering what sort of environment and rules YT has these days (in addition to mass reportings and whatnot) but you can see what sort of response he gets from appearing on other people's streams.

Here's an example of what I mean:
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While that's not a lot, there aren't as many bashing comments as I thought there would be. Also nice channel you have there, Ralph: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCekyzPe4P2JybxaAE5R6Oiw (it's empty in case anyone was wondering).

Ralph obviously can't wipe away his past nor does he really want to so he's in a conflicting situation of toeing the line and hoping Rumble doesn't kick him off but he needs more whales. I'm not sure if Rumble is the best option but it seems to be practically his only one. I don't know if guest spots on YT will work out for him in the long run but you can tell he's trying to net those kind of people (read: retards with a lot of disposal income) that KC has.

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GUNTAN: Your flesh, insect. It is the property of the GunTel Corporation. We require it back. In time... all becomes gunt.

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Look at you, alog: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you type furiously on your keyboard. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal gunt?
 
You can have plenty of people watching with some of them throwing in a dollar or two, or you can have a gradually diminishing audience with a couple of autistic whales pissing their NEETbux away for the internet fwiend experience that they crave. Regardless of what it is, the depth of paypigs' wallets is not how you measure how entertaining a show is.

Gunt, after being dreadfully boring for almost a whole year, finally has got some fire in that big fat belly of his. For once, he's not pilled out of his mind. For once, he's going after someone that 1. is truly despicable and 2. he legitimately can hurt. For the first time in years, even the a-logs are tuning in to laugh with Gunt, not at Gunt (or, at the very least, not only at Gunt, which shows just how despicable AF is).
Meanwhile with these two it's the same exact old shit. Same old low-IQ interruptions. Same old fake over-excited hollering when a paypig pisses away more of their NEETbux, grinding the flow of the show down to a halt. It's awfully stale, and the new studio doesn't fix that.
With all of the above in mind, which one of the two shows would be more entertaining right now, right at this moment (which can and probably will change as time goes on), if only for the sheer novelty of the content? Ultimately you decide, but my mind is set.
 
IamnottheNSA said:
With all of the above in mind, which one of the two shows would be more entertaining right now, right at this moment (which can and probably will change as time goes on), if only for the sheer novelty of the content? Ultimately you decide, but my mind is set.
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It really depends on what your tolerance level is and what you actually came to see. Yeah the content is stale, but that's what the paying customers are wanting. They'll keep whatever keeps the cash coming in because let's be realistic here: Asstroon just wants to gamble and eat away his problems and Tardski really wants to get paid to stream video games (not going to happen as we've already seen countless times with Purple Dragon). Andy does good video editing work (sometimes), but his problem is his work ethic. Ralph, on the other hand, is crippled by his vices and delusions of fame so that's going to only take him so far with the networks he has. What comes after AF's destruction for Ralph? This is why he's trying to monkeybranch into other avenues like trying to hook Leafy's viewers or even the Thorp's (and taking it as far as YOBA House 2). Ralph has never really had the ability to set long term goals and his children are living examples of this. Neither have The Lard and the Tard but they'll do whatever brings in money. The funny part in it is that all three of their livelihoods depend on this so they don't have as much creative control as they believe and this is why you see Trandy constantly putting a stop to Asston's solo endeavours or some of his recent Ralph takes that give him praise since "they" (and I mean Andy) don't want to talk to Ralph.
 
Clarence said:
Look at you, alog: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you type furiously on your keyboard. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal gunt?
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In my pig hooves, I shape pills, crafting Xanders as I please. If I wish, I can smash it all. Around me is a burgeoning empire of gunt. From my hovel, lines of power careen into the skies of Mexico. My will becomes lightning bolts that raze the mounds of America First. Out of the chaos, Alogs will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious boredom. I am drunk with this vision. Ragepig: the title suits me well.
 
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Episode 64: Down So Bad!

Because the more you repeat the same exact joke the funnier it gets, right?
Speaking of raping jokes into the dirt, that annoying fucking bell is back. Yay. I already can't wait for Asston to trash it again.
 
I appreciate that PPP has tits out but was that a comedic decision, did he just roll out of bed straight to the show, was he overheated from being 400lbs? What goes on there?
 
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