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[umami's milk]

Let me introduce you to Not Right, and specifically their song "Balls"
SaveTube.io-Not Right - Balls - Nottingham Pride 2012.mp4
"I don't miss my balls, I don't miss my balls, oh so fragile stabbing pain, I don't miss my balls.
I don't miss my dick, I don't miss my dick, what a pointless bundle of nerves, I don't miss my dick.
I don't miss my chest, I don't miss my chest, really boring - breasts are more fun - I don't miss my chest!"
Please actually listen to this, just seeing the lyrics written down does not communicate the full experience

Right up there with the smash hit "Fat Black Trans" by Y.G.S.L.R.H S.T.F.U.T (short for YOU GUYS SUCK LIKE REAL HARD. SHUT THE FUCK UP. THANKS.) (for real)

 

[Marche]

Though i also have to admit... the guy who says he has been assaulted is a bitch too, she didn't even touch him really and i just hate bitches that claim assault over nothing.

Na fuck these people, I don't want some fat tranny retard touching me in any form and if one ever does id claim assault as well.
Fuck these people can never keep their hands to themself

 

[Jacques1194]

This is one of the most retarded things about their ideology, it really takes insane amounts of autism and retardation to be like that.

They really believe that if i were dating, for example, Katy Perry and she came out as a trans "man" after a month then i (and the millions of men who are attracted to her) would suddenly be gay.
Like i'm clearly gay because i didn't immediately stop being attracted to her, because sexual attraction is supposedly based on how the other person identifies.
It's even more insane when you remember that, according to the cult, sexuality is fluid and can change multiple times in the span of a week

Like i said, i have a hard time understanding how any LGB can even support T when they literally contradict all the arguments made about being same sex attracted.Gays:"Our sexuality is inherit and can never change." TQ+:"Actually?Sexuality is fluid and can change multiple times.In fact, my lesbian girlfriend is now straight because i'm a trans man now." So basically, i as a guy can dress up as a woman and identify as one, and all the lesbians will have to be into me otherwise they're "transphobic".Who knew that this is all you had to do to turn gay people straight.Good job TRAs.

 

[Eden Seeker]

Sorry, hafta be MATI for a moment.

Christ on a stick, man, go back to unreasonable keyboards. This person has scheduled bottom surgery cuz informed consent and no downsides. I'm so sad.

Implicit in this assumption is the idea that every trans women in a female prison is a true and honest women rather than an opportunist who is lying about it and wouldn't identify as trans outside of the prison system.

Whichever TRAs are pushing the self-ID shit into prisons have lost all touch with reality. The default state of a prison psychiatrist is that your patient is lying to get a better deal.

Here's a big jawed Apex gamer "grrl" saying hormones give him hips and make his feet smaller.

I mean, estro can absolutely give you hips. I have pants that now fall off me. It's not the good kind of hips though, it's just fat.

 

[Pentaborane]

I think a non-Communist would struggle to come up with a coherent definition of fascism that includes Mussolini and Hitler but excludes Stalin.

The distinction is class collaboration or rather its lack in the case of Stalin.

Ive actually come very close to understanding how these people define fascism. Marxists historically define fascism as any sort of authoritarianism ie any entity which

This is libs trying to explain things they don't understand or believe in, which is a waste of time for everyone involved.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Christ on a stick, man, go back to unreasonable keyboards. This person has scheduled bottom surgery cuz informed consent and no downsides. I'm so sad.

Will cut off genitalia but won’t shave neckbeard. Nice balding hairline too. It’s ham ma’am. Coming soon in to a public bathroom near you.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

The distinction is class collaboration or rather its lack in the case of Stalin.

Spoiler: sperging

There was a class collaboration in the case of Stalin too, it's just he was the final stage of Soviet communism and fucked the solid class framework laid by Lenin, which communists always do after purity spiralling and letting hypocrisy and corruption take over. Lenin himself was pretty bloodthirsty with kulakism and the hanging order but Stalin went two steps ahead after trotsky and went after anybody who opposed him with vaguely defined classes like the zionists aka Jews, the ethnic poles and ukranians and the like. It's like how Pol pot went after everybody and used stupid class justifications like "people who wear glasses are anti socialist". There is no definition of fascism which can exclude Stalin as fascism is closer to a control and domination tactic than a political ideology with solid end goals.

This is libs trying to explain things they don't understand or believe in, which is a waste of time for everyone involved.

Spoiler: more sperging

I'm right wing libertarian, not a super smurt liberalist. I know something about fascism, the all within the state stuff, I've read bits of Giovanni gentile, hegelian dialectics, neither right nor left, karl Schmidt and other stuff. The communists are half right in their view of fascism but they don't realise that they will eventually have to resort to fascism to achieve their end goal of a totalitarian egalitarian society. Theres not much difference between the two, fascists will immediately resort to violence and coercion in step 1 to achieve their end goals while communists will try to convince people and enact psyops to influence people into socialist revolutionary tendencies till step 8 or 9, after the revolution they will have to become violent and coercive against any opposition to them including their own population by step 10 to keep their power structure stable because not everybody will want to be at the behest of the state. And Marx was a fucking idiot or incredibly deceitful in thinking the state will collapse after the revolution and people will just allow a communist society to thrive. There's also the social communists and the economic communists who generally operate separately and almost always get into conflict with each other but I think I've sperged enough.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Can someone repost the ITS SIR vid? I can't find it.

 

[glue eater]

Once more life imitates Art.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Sorry, hafta be MATI for a moment.

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Christ on a stick, man, go back to unreasonable keyboards. This person has scheduled bottom surgery cuz informed consent and no downsides. I'm so sad.

Whichever TRAs are pushing the self-ID shit into prisons have lost all touch with reality. The default state of a prison psychiatrist is that your patient is lying to get a better deal.

I mean, estro can absolutely give you hips. I have pants that now fall off me. It's not the good kind of hips though, it's just fat.

And he, surprisingly, has been married to an actual woman for about 10 years. He's going to be shocked when she leaves him after he has his cock chopped off (despite what she might say beforehand).

The distinction is class collaboration or rather its lack in the case of Stalin.

This is libs trying to explain things they don't understand or believe in, which is a waste of time for everyone involved.

lol, found the tankie

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Right up there with the smash hit "Fat Black Trans" by Y.G.S.L.R.H S.T.F.U.T (short for YOU GUYS SUCK LIKE REAL HARD. SHUT THE FUCK UP. THANKS.) (for real)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eBtgyCvIQHs

I thought Wesley Willis was dead, but I guess he just trooned out.

 

[Eden Seeker]

And he, surprisingly, has been married to an actual woman for about 10 years. He's going to be shocked when she leaves him after he has his cock chopped off (despite what she might say beforehand).

Oof. I have a lot of respect for the guy, there aren't many romhackers of his caliber and memelordery. Jope he somehow snaps out of it before the irreversible happens.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Something very special for fans of Super Hon AKA Frankenstein’s Honster. First, she has taken a very important step which has generated much trans joy.

Spoiler: text

In week with a bunch of other firsts, this was the first time my flexibility and problem solving skills allowed me to get a rear clasp bra off correctly (ie without flipping it upside down and rotating it around my abdomen)!

A number of years ago, I had Guillain Barré Syndrome, which crippled me and I still remember when I got enough mobility to move from my bed to a chair! This felt like that. Both then and now, the first person I showed off for was my wife!!

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Having mastered this life skill, she celebrated with a trip to the movies. Turns out Barbie is a trans movie. Enjoy her video review below.

Spoiler: video

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Spoiler: previous installments

modern family problems
freaking out his son
flip your wig
barrel-chested babe
transphobic supply chain
ms potatohead shoots up
hrt fun
i feel pretty, oh so pretty
hair today, gone tomorrow
my monstrous autism
vintage vamp
mein Kampf mit dem Gewicht
girl with a Go-Pro
pouring one out for my homie’s Reddit account
feels like the first time
chicks dig cars

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Let me introduce you to Not Right, and specifically their song "Balls"

You were right that you have to listen to it to get the full effect. If they are "Not Right" and he says he doesn't miss his balls, doesn't that mean he actually does miss his balls?

 

[Pentaborane]

cultural marxism is a thing and has almost always been a thing, any identifiable factor can be used for classification

Even in modern times you have the whole cis straight white man trope cause each factor there is used as a marxist classification factor, cisgender is the bourgeoisie over troon proletarianism, straight people are the bourgeoisie over non straight proletarianism

There are specific class issues with regard to sex (e.g. women without tampons can't participate in the workforce), sexuality (gays work poorly while being stoned to death) or perhaps even ethnicity and other culture-related issues. But non-class attributes will always remain secondary.

But when you libs replicate the false claim that Critical Theorists (such as those responsible for the Cultural Marxism movement) and other New Leftists (a CIA op) are Marxist, you're just wasting everyone's time.

When in doubt about Communism, discard the opinion of everyone from North America. Harsh but necessary.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Christ on a stick, man, go back to unreasonable keyboards. This person has scheduled bottom surgery cuz informed consent and no downsides. I'm so sad.

He looks even worse than in the screenshot posted in Open Source Software Community thread, mostly because he is sitting straight up and the webcam is blurry.

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If I was in an online conference and saw this thing I would be frightened

Which is something new. As far as I remember he was claiming to be non-binary, which was the free entry card into the trans-friendly circle for people who do not want to cut off their balls/tits.

I'm happy he will get bottom surgery because it makes him one step closer to 41%'ing himself. He was one of the most disgusting people on the tech twitter (now on digipres.club, he's the instance admin). Just checked his profile and he is now a she/they, so I guess being unemployed for 8 months and exposure to mastodon finally flipped the switch in his head.

For those of you not into computers or tech in general, Foone is a terminally online troon.

He changed his legal name to Foone Turing which he likes to brag about from time to time. He stole the last name from Alan Turing, UK's cryptographic mastermind and a computing pioneer. It's very ironic how Foone is now a Troone, because Alan Turing commited suicide specifically because he was a closeted gay and the UK government, after it came out, gave him an ultimatum to choose between conversion therapy or jail.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

There are specific class issues with regard to sex (e.g. women without tampons can't participate in the workforce)

If you came up with this theory yourself you’re retarded if it came from some nuscience bullshit I forgive you

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Transgender women and their supporters are upset over the ban on trans women competing in Miss Italy.On Twitter, they are now using strawman arguments, accusing straight men of secretly being attracted to them and claiming that they are more attractive than biological women. Because if you're a faggot that means everyone who disagrees is, right?

Funny as hell that the last twitter user who commented mentioned that but yet said nothing about chris tyson, a lolicon pedo. Nothing but celebration for him. These accounts didn't say anything about the fat pedophile faggot calling for violence against women either.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

It's very ironic how Foone is now a Troone, because Alan Turing commited suicide specifically because he was a closeted gay and the UK government, after it came out, gave him an ultimatum to choose between conversion therapy or jail.

That isn't quite the full story of Turing's gross indecency conviction, I put some recollections from a friend of Turing's in an earlier post in this thread. Turing came to the attention of the police because he reported a burglary by a friend of the young petty criminal he was paying for sex ("rough trade"). People always change the story of Turing, and also of Oscar Wilde, to remove the unsavoury aspects.

 

[AssignedEva]

Hunter Schafer liked a no-no post!

I hope all of the people (enbies) who fought to have trans identities no longer considered a medical condition that requires dysphoria are happy because you've won. The red states are beginning to agree with you. HRT and gender affirming surgery are no longer deemed medically necessary for adults in Florida and it's not going to stop there. That means trans people will have to pay for their transitions out of pocket, forcing more of us into sex work.

Y'all just couldn't stand to let binary trans people be the voice of this community. You had to dismantle all of the guidelines around being trans to fit your narrative so you could feel valid and then you demonised trans people who challenged your ideals and called them truscum/transmedicalists. What you don't understand is that binary trans women and men don't have the luxury of playing around with what it means to be trans the same way you do. You challenge gender ideologies from the safety of a cis body that requires no medical treatment. We have to play the game and live by the guidelines that cis people have created for us because that is how we survive.

You're not helping. You're not dismantling the gender binary. You're not expanding the minds of cis people. You are making them hate us. For the last time I am begging non binary people to take a seat and let binary trans people and more specifically black trans women be the voices of this community because they are the ones at risk.

While this is a largely correct assessment ("if you don't need dysphoria to be trans, and non-dysphoric trans people just want to choose what surgeries they want, then aren't all the gender surgeries just elective plastic surgery?") saying enbies are not totally hecking valid and basically accusing them of being spicy cis is absolutely verboten, even if dressed up in saying black trans women need to be listened to (it's not entirely clear why specifically black trans women would be the font of wisdom on this particular issue).

Also I don't think it's the enbies that are peaking people, it's more the hulking AGPs who've flocked in en masse because "medical gatekeeping" for a dysphoria diagnosis is problematic now. Regardless, Hunter might expect some pushback over liking this post.