💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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@Null you said in the last episode that Trump did nothing in his last week in office. That's actually fact checked as false by true American patriots: he actually spent his last week pardoning rappers like Lil Wayne. Truly important stuff for the American people.
 
genericwhitemale said:
@Null you said in the last episode that Trump did nothing in his last week in office. That's actually fact checked as false by true American patriots: he actually spent his last week pardoning rappers like Lil Wayne. Truly important stuff for the American people.
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Ethan Ralph and Donald Trump are basically identical, except Trump has money. Prove me wrong, you can’t.
 
scathefire said:
Tbh I didn't find its appearance nausea/puke-worthy, despite its grossness. And the bugs crawling in it. And leaving it out on the counter for a full day. If I was forced to eat it I'd probably vomit though.
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He's just ahead of the curve. He owns nothing, he eats the bugs, and he's happy about it. Nothing that can be done about that face though.
 
HarblMcDavid said:
While this may be true, the world can breathe a sigh of relief that he doesn't have, or use, a deep fryer.

Note how he neglects and eats food without one, and then consider that same treatment would be applied to the frying oil.

This nigga would be creating new forms of life rather than simply culinary abominations in a matter of weeks. :cryblood:
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Good point. NO ONE, I repeat NO ONE tell Cobra-boy about deep fat fryers.


By the way, who, or what, or why is fucking Megamin? I'm assuming it's not a reference to the old NES/SNES games.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Ethan Ralph and Donald Trump are basically identical, except Trump has money. Prove me wrong, you can’t.
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No I was legitimately thinking this exact thought after I wrote this. That's legit something I would expect Ralph to do if he was president; don't pardon Snowden, don't pardon Assange, don't pardon January 6 people, just pardon rappers like a complete wignat
 
I know Null hates ads but Apparently there's even ads in Pirated movies.
This is an ad that shows up in between the moviee (basically like a youtube ad but sketchy) and it advertises some sketchy online casino.
Kinda makes me miss the era of buying pirated DVDs from the local swap meet. Quality was shit but at least there weren't any ads
Also here’s an AI Null voice over of the ad
 
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Before the chinese sneed I used the tor browser to see the farms but it has a little plugin to keep videos playing which includes odysneed and rumble, just another way of watching streams if you use that on mobile
 
Sumptinsfuckey said:
Good point. NO ONE, I repeat NO ONE tell Cobra-boy about deep fat fryers.


By the way, who, or what, or why is fucking Megamin? I'm assuming it's not a reference to the old NES/SNES games.
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Megumin is a character from a parody fantasy anime called Konasuba. She's best known for saying an unnecessarily long incantation that's different every time and shouting EXPLOSION before nuking the surrounding wildlife.

She was 13 in the original web novel, but her age was increased to just under the age of consent when the light novels were produced so that when she and the main protagonist end up together she'd be just legal. Her design remained the same.

Konasuba is the perfect example showing Null is right about anime because an otherwise very funny comedy has a squirming, gross deviant undercurrent that undermines anything good about the show.
 
Sneeds said:
I know Null hates ads but Apparently there's even ads in Pirated movies.
This is an ad that shows up in between the moviee (basically like a youtube ad but sketchy) and it advertises some sketchy online casino.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DUIs8ejeMvEKinda makes me miss the era of buying pirated DVDs from the local swap meet. Quality was shit but at least there weren't any ads
Also here’s an AI Null voice over of the ad
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Yeah, CAM release groups put these cutaway ads, floating text on screen, and graphic overlays to trick mostly pajeets into gambling away far more money than they would have spent if they'd just gone to the fucking cinema.

The cutaways ones are usually removed quickly by other, more selfless pirates, the floating text blurred, but the overlays you can't get rid of easily. Sometimes they cobble different releases together to get the cleanest footage you can. But by then the Pajeets have already lost all of their cricket bets, and are shitting on the streets out of pure frustration.
 
HarblMcDavid said:
While this may be true, the world can breathe a sigh of relief that he doesn't have, or use, a deep fryer.

Note how he neglects and eats food without one, and then consider that same treatment would be applied to the frying oil.

This nigga would be creating new forms of life rather than simply culinary abominations in a matter of weeks. :cryblood:
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
Good point. NO ONE, I repeat NO ONE tell Cobra-boy about deep fat fryers.
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Too late, behold.


Maude Snew said:
He's just ahead of the curve. He owns nothing, he eats the bugs, and he's happy about it. Nothing that can be done about that face though.
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Cobes body may be in the future but his face is returning to monke.
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
To Trump's credit, he has a better looking wife and can see his children whenever he wants.
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I think that's covered under "has money." Trump has the money to buy a new Slavic fashion model wife each time the current one gets too old, he has the money to hire lawyers to get him good custody agreements, and he has the money to travel to see his kids whenever he wants.
 
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