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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    807
the biggest joke of this entire thing, possibly the number 1 prank here, is that these permanently online people are , for the first time in their lives, making IRL friends and having fun outside of a computer and sam's more degenerate friends are growing a personal connection to them, despite it being advertised as a lolcow petting zoo. maybe the message of this all along is that the internet has destroyed people and made them forget what is to be human.
The 'sex' raft comes to mind. Started to show humanity's relentlessness towards one another (in the tank's case, for the sake of entertainment rather than 'science'), regular and sexual violence is expected but ends up being more or less a wholesome getaway where everyone's friends and onlookers who want the original result look like assholes, like the researcher in the raft. It's kind of funny how this happened twice, especially the fucks on /tv/ staring in waiting for the final straw.
 
Josie's native side is coming out tonight. She's a few drinks deep already and is more talkitive than she's ever been yet.
Wait, you got a squaw hitting the firewater? And said squaw is autistic? Oh shit son, things about to get lit up in there. This is gonna end in sex, violence, and property destruction, and not necessarily in that order.
 
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to add to my point i saw several people on /tv/ genuinely fell jealous watching the stream because they known that like the NEET incels they are, they will never have this. and they were tricked into watching it thinking it would be a tomato throwing rage bait show, and to me , this "prank" is funnier than any of the pranks in the show
There were farmers earlier ITT who speculated just that, it's pretty fair assume Sam's fucking with the audience. And he should too, fuck them NEETs
 
and why is jon timidly seething over there on the couch?
He's been getting bullied all night. Started with Damiel mogging the shit out of him and taking the dominant role in the conversation. Most of them are drinking (not Jon though because something something Adwew Tate) so they're way less polite when he tries to autistically interject or crack a dumb joke. So Jon's mostly just been seething and malding on the cuck couch for the better part of an hour.
 
He's been getting bullied all night. Started with Damiel mogging the shit out of him and taking the dominant role in the conversation. Most of them are drinking (not Jon though because something something Adwew Tate) so they're way less polite when he tries to autistically interject or crack a dumb joke. So Jon's mostly just been seething and malding on the cuck couch for the better part of an hour.
Right after you submitted this Jon asked when Goldstriker was coming back. Letty said he should drink with them. Jon said he’s not drinking. And then Sylvia said to go do some push ups or something.
 
Josie seems to have become fascinates with the texture of Sam's shirt while attempting to fold it...
 
yes, pretty much, sam forced 8 internet degenerates to become human again under the guise of a degenerate no borders reality show and honestly it would be hilarious if this was the big plot twist
Fucking hell, this is going to become something people will pay to attend. Parents will send their newly-adult failkids to programs set up like this. It's got big summer camp vibes which I get the impression kids arent sent to anymore.

Also it's been good hearing people that aren't Jon talk tonight, at least when I've had it on. He keeps things interesting sure but he was dominating convos and interrupting everyone else a lot today, so it's refreshing.

(OO EE OO A A TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG)
 
The 'sex' raft comes to mind. Started to show humanity's relentlessness towards one another (in the tank's case, for the sake of entertainment rather than 'science'), regular and sexual violence is expected but ends up being more or less a wholesome getaway where everyone's friends and onlookers who want the original result look like assholes, like the researcher in the raft. It's kind of funny how this happened twice, especially the fucks on /tv/ staring in waiting for the final straw.
yeah these people are having the time of their life, the only ones that are more skeptical of it are jon (because his autism is fully exposed and people are free to make fun of him outside of his bubble) and damiel (who is an obvious plant)
 
This reverse-Stockholm syndrome shit is why Sam will be bringing in outside operator Frank Hassle to turn up the heat down the line. He will do what we cannot. Plus I'm sure there will still be a few over-the-line TTS messages sneaking through from the real husks in the audience.
 
This reverse-Stockholm syndrome shit is why Sam will be bringing in outside operator Frank Hassle to turn up the heat down the line. He will do what we cannot. Plus I'm sure there will still be a few over-the-line TTS messages sneaking through from the real husks in the audience.
I don’t even care anymore. This is cozy.
 
This reverse-Stockholm syndrome shit is why Sam will be bringing in outside operator Frank Hassle to turn up the heat down the line. He will do what we cannot. Plus I'm sure there will still be a few over-the-line TTS messages sneaking through from the real husks in the audience.
people were saying exactly that about the first TTS trial, instead they all laughed at it and only jon in typical jon fashion got triggered by it
 
This cocksucker is done for. He pissed off the entire internet for attention.

This is why we can't have nice things. Actually MATI right now.
One might say "he dun goofed". In all seriousness this swatting and general faggotry is exactly what has been killing funny or otherwise interesting content. If its not troons behaving exactly as expected, it's, glowies, tryhards, and other new to the interweb types. Paypigs have a similar content chilling effect.
 
Wonder how things would've been if it wasn't just TTS but able to use any audio of any kind. Gotta trigger Josie's PTSD of Needy Girl Overdose by spamming the OST.
 
The 'sex' raft comes to mind. Started to show humanity's relentlessness towards one another (in the tank's case, for the sake of entertainment rather than 'science'), regular and sexual violence is expected but ends up being more or less a wholesome getaway where everyone's friends and onlookers who want the original result look like assholes, like the researcher in the raft. It's kind of funny how this happened twice, especially the fucks on /tv/ staring in waiting for the final straw.
I hope after this they all continue staying in contact with each other and meeting up every year like the people on the sex raft
 
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