Terrible/weird stuff millennials like

[melty]

What are some things that only Millenials like and no one else?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

How the fuck should we know?

 

[MrTroll]

Desktop PC's. Only millennials and elderly grandmothers still use them.

 

[Burgerasssand]

Desktop PC's. Only millennials and elderly grandmothers still use them.

Fuck you, laptops and phones are for faggots.

 

[Shidoen]

Pugs and Starbucks

 

[melty]

Pugs and Starbucks

Zoomers dont like starbucks?

 

[Shidoen]

Zoomers dont like starbucks?

They do but they're mostly drinking some weird bullshit medicine.

 

[analrapist]

Trance music, though I guess there's enough Gen X crossover that Dubstep might be more accurate... but Dubstep pulls zoomers too so IDK.

 

[keytar]

Avocado toast, skinny jeans, anxiety as a lifestyle choice

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

Pugs

Pin-point accuracy there. I can't even be mad because I've had a couple over the years.

 

[Shidoen]

Pin-point accuracy there. I can't even be mad because I've had a couple over the years.

They’re okay dogs but saying they’re cute is just pushing it.

 

[Autistic Mushroom]

Probably beating a dead horse here, but superhero comics/movies after you're done being a small child.

 

[Mojo Thief]

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On a more serious note, IPA beer. The zoomers I know can't stomach it because it's not vodka-mixed flavored seltzer and Gen-Xers and Boomers think beer shouldn't have hops.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

They’re okay dogs but saying they’re cute is just pushing it.

It depends on the pug. Some are definitely just ugly, but some genuinely have some cute qualities to their appearances - usually the less brachycephalic ones.
Most millennials just like them due to being baby crazy non-breeders though and they see the round foreheads and prominent eyes and go "INFANT".

 

[melty]

anxiety as a lifestyle choice

Zoomers like mental illness though. Is anxiety just too lame?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Technological autonomy.
Old people are too old to know what they're doing, and Gen Z/younger grew up being fed by algorithms and with all necessarily pre-built technology meaning they're in the habit of just buying new devices when the old ones break.

That's weird in that it's uncommon at least.

Zoomers like mental illness though. Is anxiety just too lame?

They prefer autism as a lifestyle choice.

 

[Catler]

On a more serious note, IPA beer.

I asked someone right on the edge of zoomer/millennial if they had any sours. He said they had one so I told him I'd have it.

It was just an ungodly bitter IPA, no sourness at all.

 

[if the light takes us]

Trance music, though I guess there's enough Gen X crossover that Dubstep might be more accurate... but Dubstep pulls zoomers too so IDK.

Trance is fantastic.

 

[Dialtone]

• Athleisure, AKA wearing socks and slide sandals with basketball shorts with a ghetto ass hoodie
• stupid ass broccoli perms with sides shaven
• fanny packs (Bro they're chest bags) THEYR'E FUCKING FANNY PACKS YOU'RE LITERALLY BEING SOLD FANNY PACKS

 

[Mojo Thief]

• Athleisure, AKA wearing socks and slide sandals with basketball shorts with a ghetto ass hoodie
• stupid ass broccoli perms with sides shaven
• fanny packs (Bro they're chest bags) THEYR'E FUCKING FANNY PACKS YOU'RE LITERALLY BEING SOLD FANNY PACKS

Nah dude, you just described a typical Zoomer

The stereotypical Millennial is now entering the "dorky parent" phase of their life where their children will learn to associate oiled beards, flannel, tattoos and skinny jeans with "my lame-ass dad".