Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Ballistics line got dropped, it's replaced with this exchange which I thought was a bit cringe but I'm not going to write an essay about it.

Luis ~ Ah Leon I see you found your missing seniorita."

Ashley ~ "The seniorita has a name and it's Ashley!"
Figured as much. Did she ever protest like that in the original? Sounds vaguely feminist.
 
Figured as much. Did she ever protest like that in the original? Sounds vaguely feminist.
ASHLEY: "How rude! And I don't believe there's any relevance with my figure and my standing. Who are you?"

LUIS: "Ho ho, excuse me, Your Highness. Perhaps the young lady might want to introduce herself first before asking someone his name?"

ASHLEY: "Her name's Ashley Graham, the President's daughter."

Doesn't bother me too much, it resembles the old dialogue just enough. Sucks about the ballistics, though.
 
I'm surprised they fucked the controls up, I figured that was one of the main areas they could improve on. Level design tweaks sound good.

I'm also surprised they only covered the girls up and stopped their SJW shit there. Does Luis still drop his line about her ballistics? I can't imagine that stayed in.

Sounds like a mixed bag but better than expected tbh.
Yeah the controls are really clumsy at times. And the reticle bloom from 2make is back and it's infuriating at times since unless it's completely zoomed in you don't hit what you're aiming at when it's long distance, even though the object/enemy is dead center.

The movement is all about Leon's inertia which can feel clumsy until you get a feel for it. But my biggest complaint in regards to that is the AWFUL quickturn and how shitty it feels.
 
Could be worse. Could be like Jill “I know what a radio is” Valentine.
I always hated her from the very first visuals of her, so it did no favors her dropping that shit. It's so blatantly obvious when she tells Noseisis to SUCK IT.
 
Yeah the controls are really clumsy at times. And the reticle bloom from 2make is back and it's infuriating at times since unless it's completely zoomed in you don't hit what you're aiming at when it's long distance, even though the object/enemy is dead center.
even when it's fully concentrated it can miss, or in other words, spread outside of the reticule. it's very obvious at longer ranges, such as when doing the shooting range: good luck going for 100% skull targets on pistol-centric stages or God fucking bless the TMP stages and not raging. laser sight-equipped pistols seem to be full-on accurate as the originals intended, which is why i hope some based modder gets it working on everything.
 
even when it's fully concentrated it can miss, or in other words, spread outside of the reticule. it's very obvious at longer ranges, such as when doing the shooting range: good luck going for 100% skull targets on pistol-centric stages or God fucking bless the TMP stages and not raging. laser sight-equipped pistols seem to be full-on accurate as the originals intended, which is why i hope some based modder gets it working on everything.
If everything had lasers, the shooting would feel infinitely better and it wouldn't feel like it's a roll of the dice. Or, at least give lasers to the "modern" weapons of that era.

On the higher difficulties it feels like if you're an inch off a head, it doesn't blow off with a close range shotgun blast.
 
Could be worse. Could be like Jill “I know what a radio is” Valentine.
Honestly, I felt like most of the dialogue in 3 was super cringe. I don't know why but Carlos calling Nemesis "Fuck Face." made me cringe really hard. Or Jill calling Nemesis a bitch when she hits him with the car. Maybe its just the cursing that turned me off or maybe its just because I don't see Jill cursing as normal but still. I didn't like it at all.

Re4s rewrites are fine in RE4 at least. Even if I miss all the cheese lines and moments from the original. They still work fine.
 
Honestly, I felt like most of the dialogue in 3 was super cringe. I don't know why but Carlos calling Nemesis "Fuck Face." made me cringe really hard. Or Jill calling Nemesis a bitch when she hits him with the car. Maybe its just the cursing that turned me off or maybe its just because I don't see Jill cursing as normal but still. I didn't like it at all.

Re4s rewrites are fine in RE4 at least. Even if I miss all the cheese lines and moments from the original. They still work fine.
throwing away the "i'll give you stars" line during a retarded corridor chase that leads into the sewers was an unforgivable sin.
 
Honestly, I felt like most of the dialogue in 3 was super cringe. I don't know why but Carlos calling Nemesis "Fuck Face." made me cringe really hard. Or Jill calling Nemesis a bitch when she hits him with the car. Maybe its just the cursing that turned me off or maybe its just because I don't see Jill cursing as normal but still. I didn't like it at all.

Re4s rewrites are fine in RE4 at least. Even if I miss all the cheese lines and moments from the original. They still work fine.
Jill in the original, and literally every other iteration is kind, empathic and attractive.

In 3make she's a typical butch HR cunt.

She's my favorite female lead in the series since the first game and they massacred her. I especially still feel sick over that one since RE3N is my favorite single entry of the series.
 
She's my favorite female lead in the series since the first game and they massacred her. I especially still feel sick over that one since RE3N is my favorite single entry of the series.
and the re3make Jill is, for whatever reason, the one they're fucking using for that upcoming Death Island movie. it's supposed to take place after RE5 at least and she's not even blonde anymore.
 
and the re3make Jill is, for whatever reason, the one they're fucking using for that upcoming Death Island movie. it's supposed to take place after RE5 at least and she's not even blonde anymore.
Yeah I had seen, and they're pretty much using her entire model asset from that game and made her youthful because of some vaccine bullshit they made up.

Like, we already have Sherry with the Wolverine healing factor at home. We don't need another one.

The movies are generally terrible, but they're harmless. This? They're actually fucking with lore directly from the games now. It isn't surprising since they gave the thumbs up to completely raping Nemesis to the point he was unrecognizable.
 
throwing away the "i'll give you stars" line during a retarded corridor chase that leads into the sewers was an unforgivable sin.
That decision to me really reeks of "Oh shit, players like this line and it's not in the game yet. Well, guess we'll slap it in." Which is really odd because she could've at least done it during the stupid rail gun part. That would've made more sense.

The 3make being so phoned in is nuts to me. RE3 Nemesis is the best of those OG RE games and the 3make was just an afterthought. I'm they actually sat down and did Re4 some justice after they fumbled the bag so hard with 3.
Jill in the original, and literally every other iteration is kind, empathic and attractive.

In 3make she's a typical butch HR cunt.

She's my favorite female lead in the series since the first game and they massacred her. I especially still feel sick over that one since RE3N is my favorite single entry of the series.
I thought RE5 did her bad when she got mind controlled and turned blonde but at least that Jill, once you ripped the thing off her tits still felt like Jill. I'd thought the random fags online whining about how this Jill wasn't Jill were just bitching but they were fucking right.
 
I thought RE5 did her bad when she got mind controlled and turned blonde but at least that Jill, once you ripped the thing off her tits still felt like Jill. I'd thought the random fags online whining about how this Jill wasn't Jill were just bitching but they were fucking right.
At least RE5 Jill was attractive. (And not a bitch too)
 
throwing away the "i'll give you stars" line during a retarded corridor chase that leads into the sewers was an unforgivable sin.
I've only dabbled in the RE franchise (I've watched LPs/streams a lot more than I've played), but I was thinking that RE3make putting that line in the beginning would be equivalent to remaking the first Terminator and having Sarah say, "You're terminated, fucker!" in the first act.
 
I did feel bad for Lily Gao at first but after seeing that shit she posted, nah, fuck her. Not gonna have sympathy for you if you cry about privilege.

That's exactly my reasoning too. I have a feeling that a lot of this "harassment" is self inflicted with her being a raging cunt towards everyone probably didn't help her. From what I understand she's likely 2nd or 3rd generation Asian / Canadian, so her bitching makes sense in a certain context, because she was likely taught HOW to think at College.

If your first go to is to bitch about "privilege", or those "evil white men", you're an insufferable cunt no one wants to be around.
 
They did Mike well. Loved how his music segues into the original tune at those high points.

Overall, I loved it. Nothing "cut" felt like a loss, and what they reworked flowed well. When they inevitably remake this in 2054 for the Neural-Net 3.5, I'll be buying it again.
 
They did Mike well. Loved how his music segues into the original tune at those high points.

Overall, I loved it. Nothing "cut" felt like a loss, and what they reworked flowed well. When they inevitably remake this in 2054 for the Neural-Net 3.5, I'll be buying it again.
Nah I miss U-3 but besides that great game.
Getting rid of 2make Ada for this woman simply because she’s Asian is moronic however.
 
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