💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[James done did it]

Has anyone done something like that before? Like repeatedly swat themselves to put them on the "don't send out cops" list, then actually do some massively criminal shit?

No but Patrick Tomlinson murdered Bernell Trammell. He has killed before and will kill again if MPD do not stop his delusional self swatting campaign. I would accept the idea that some kiwi or ona lurker would do this once or twice but fifteen times, long after it stopped actually generating any interesting content? Maybe it's Donald Trump trying to suppress a very important thought leader in "conservative" political philosophy. Or maybe he's just been conditioned to believe that this kind of behavior gets him attention.

 

[Law]

Has anyone done something like that before? Like repeatedly swat themselves to put them on the "don't send out cops" list, then actually do some massively criminal shit?

This would actually be an interesting plot for a novel.
Maybe even set it in space with space SWAT and space stalker children being deftly manipulated by the space protagonist.

 

[FinnSven]

This would actually be an interesting plot for a novel.
Maybe even set it in space with space SWAT and space stalker children being deftly manipulated by the space protagonist.

All to protect his recipes for space pepperoni and his secret ingredient.

 

[curbside2]

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What are the chances he’s behind it since the new SFWA Obscura episode released for free today? Doesn’t he usually have these poor me parties when he’s angry with someone?

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

All to protect his recipes for space pepperoni and his secret ingredient.

Technically true if you think about it

 

[Mr Moonface]

I hope Fatrick doesn’t take advantage of this to murder one of his neighbors or something.

For whoever is doing this, assuming it isn’t Fatrick himself, it really is beyond any kind of joke now.

It’s just a play for attention and garners sympathy for Fatrick, rather than amusement at his loudmouth behavior and odd threats.

...

Nobody is doing anything. There wasn't any entry in the Milwaukee Police Department call logs. This is 100% a fake swatting, no officers even went to his house. The fat pedophile is lying for attention again.

Edit: Prison enjoyer asking the important questions:

 

[Next Task]

Nobody is doing anything. There wasn't any entry in the Milwaukee Police Department call logs.

That was my first question. I was surprised that there were any of the other swattings that were real, backed up by the police logs, because Pat is a liar who has repeatedly used false flags before. But if the only source is Pat then it's a lie unless proven otherwise.

I'm still certain he did a couple of the call ones himself, the ones when he was at conventions specifically, but now it's like he sees a cop car on his way to Hooligans and makes a mental note to say he's been swatted later. Or, as @curbside2 points out, that it's his tried and true Streisand Effect method of trying to draw attention away from one of his endless Ls.

 

[Maude Snew]

All to protect his recipes for space pepperoni and his secret ingredient.

Now it's just SpongeBob but in space. Spacebob Transpants and Mister TransSpaceCrab. There you go, that's a proper Tomlinson original.

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

Anyone who is involved in teaching or has ever spoken with a teacher about these things knows that the kids whose parents are involved in their education do the best and the kids whose parents are not involved do the worst.

My parents weren't all that involved in my education and I turned out fine. They did send me to school with an energy drink every day and that was about as involved as they got from 8th grade to 12th. Granted I was (and still am) interested in learning more so that's probably why.

Pat's a moron if not an actual retard. While good healthy meals can help children who would otherwise go hungry, it's ultimately the home life that affects the student. If they come from a bad home then they're more likely to not be great students (outliers exist).

Do we have info on Pat's home life while he was growing up? Is there a reason his GPA was so low?

 

[Broadside]

His Instagram posts are as vapid as his tweets
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10 likes, famous author everyone

 

[CansOfCant]

Do we have info on Pat's home life while he was growing up? Is there a reason his GPA was so low?

A better Fatitioner than me could expound, but what stands out to me is the fact that Mama Raven was the school psych/guidance counselor of his high school.

I actually allow some credence to his 'I was too special to teach,' but not exactly in the boy genius way he narcissistically wishes. Public schools are shit, but having mommy as part of the administration's gonna fuck you up hard. Exhibit A right here.

 

[Table Country]

It's only considered real a-log if it's from the Kiwifarms region - otherwise it's just sparkling stalker child

Mhhuhaauhhhhhhthekiwi...
alogs have always been celebrated for their excellence...
There is another form of alog, from OnA...
Inspired by that same Farms excellence.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

There are some minor updates regarding the Porsalin doc on the patreon

Spoiler: Patreon Screenshots

And he tried to get a Cumia interview, the child spit connoisseur hung up on him

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

For whoever is doing this, assuming it isn’t Fatrick himself, it really is beyond any kind of joke now.

It was wretchedly stupid from the first time and has done nothing but help Piggy.

• Clause #1 of the above sentence is proof that Piggy is SWATting himself.
• Clause #2, however, is evidence that it was not Fats Tomino, because he is on full self-alog at all times.

 

[Mr Moonface]

That was my first question. I was surprised that there were any of the other swattings that were real, backed up by the police logs, because Pat is a liar who has repeatedly used false flags before. But if the only source is Pat then it's a lie unless proven otherwise.

I'm still certain he did a couple of the call ones himself, the ones when he was at conventions specifically, but now it's like he sees a cop car on his way to Hooligans and makes a mental note to say he's been swatted later. Or, as @curbside2 points out, that it's his tried and true Streisand Effect method of trying to draw attention away from one of his endless Ls.

Pat has been targeted by the robo-swatter three times. The last time was the day that Ethan Ralph lost his twitter and had a meltdown. Pat was swatted in the early morning - along with Harry Morris, Vickers, and a number of other Ralph-adjacent people.

Every other "SWATTing" has been a lie. One time he saw the fire truck down the street from his house and after taking a pic immediately hopped on twitter and screeched about being swatted again. Anyone who takes Pat's swatting claims at face value is a dunce.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

along with Harry Morris, Vickers, and a number of other Ralph-adjacent people.

Not quibbling or arguing, but is Pig considered Ralph-adjacent?

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy chasing that viral dopamine again:



This is telling. Looks like piggy is reading all the theories about a potential divorce coming soon:



Again, for anyone who is confused. There was no entry for any of this in the MPD call logs. It is 100% confirmed that Pat is lying for attention again.

Edit: He is truly deranged:



And the thread is over.



"Still go to work" - Man who has been unemployed for 15 years.

 

[A Sunset]

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Why even bother writing that he didn’t go to the gym? That‘s exactly the same as every other day. No need to waste words on what we already know.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Not quibbling or arguing, but is Pig considered Ralph-adjacent?

No, but everyone wishes he was.

 

[Maude Snew]

Not quibbling or arguing, but is Pig considered Ralph-adjacent?

They are both really, really, really fat and stupid. But! While Ethan Ralph needs drugs to assist his mythos, thus needing a big fast asterisk next to his achievements, Fat Rick (Ass) Hamlinson does all his fattitude and stupidity without any chemical assistance and is thus the true unblemished champion. Except for all the blemishes from being fat.