💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[realgone2]

I will never stop loving the bitmojis of Jack where he looks perfectly normal. Both his arms work perfectly fine and his face isn't half melted. The complete opposite of current Jackoff. It's almost like the Wizard of Oz.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Still bitching about the food, guess it's another day of the week that ends in "Y". Personally I don't think it looks bad at all, especially considering it's being prepared and served in a freaking nursing home. And the irony of Jack complaining about food not looking appealing, c'mon. Check out the thumbnails of his cooking videos, maybe 1 out of 20 or so looks alright, most of his recipes end up looking like total garbage. View attachment 4769970

I dunno. The fish could be better, but the sides look decent for sure. Even looks like there is wild rice in the rice dish. Cheese Whiz on the broccoli. This is one of the better plates he has shown. I'd eat it, just wish they had picked a piece of fish that didn't escape Auschwitz. I don't even know why he bitches when he could just order DD. Just chuck meal in the trash, order slop, be an ungrateful cunt, done.

I wish Null understood him like we do. We do not just shit on him because he choked out one of his sons. It is because he is an absolute unrepentant cow and he deserves zero sympathy whatsoever. I know his line is probably fucking kids and tortoises for degeneracy, but Jack definitely highlights another form of degeneracy that has nothing to do with sexual perversions, per se. Jack willingly got himself into a situation of having 3 limbs lost and STILL doesn't want to see what got him there nor care. It is everyone else's fault but his. He spends his days bitching about the quality of the nursing home food that he wouldn't have to suffer if he hadn't ate himself into it in the first place. This isn't his first stroke. It is his fourth and I forget what heart attack we are on, 2 or 3 at 56 FUCKING YEARS OLD.

 

[realgone2]

Jack gets no exercise each day and desperately needs to lose weight. That looks like more than enough of a portion for him, and looks like pretty standard cafeteria fare otherwise.

At this point he's toast. Maybe after that last one that took his arm he could have made some changes and got somewhat back to normal, but he's past his expiration date now.

 

[stets]

Jack gets no exercise each day and desperately needs to lose weight. That looks like more than enough of a portion for him, and looks like pretty standard cafeteria fare otherwise.

It's a completely appropriate meal for a land whale on a reduced calorie diet who's spent the past three-plus decades eating himself to death. All of his health complications begin with his diet. To keep him from dying, he needs to change his diet. This should be self-evident to him, but he's so willfully ignorant about what caused all of his problems.

It wasn't caffeine, energy drinks, artificial sweeteners, or guarana. Any retard should understand that, but Jack's food addiction is so strong that even after every health problem he's had, he's still determined to stay an addict and let his addiction kill him.

Any semi-rational person would have seen the light a long time ago. But Jack is so far gone he can't see the reality that's in front of him.

 

[stets]

I dunno. The fish could be better, but the sides look decent for sure. Even looks like there is wild rice in the rice dish. Cheese Whiz on the broccoli. This is one of the better plates he has shown. I'd eat it, just wish they had picked a piece of fish that didn't escape Auschwitz.

It's a nursing home. It's not a restaurant. They're not in the business of providing restaurant quality meals, they're trying to heal people. Their goal is to stop people from dying and rehabilitate them as much as possible. Inatagramable food isn't in their mission statement.

Critiquing the food in an in-patient facility is autistic. And at the end of the day, what he's being served is clearly better than the average facility, so there's nothing substantive to bitch about.

 

[AnOminous]

It wasn't caffeine, energy drinks, artificial sweeteners, or guarana. Any retard should understand that, but Jack's food addiction is so strong that even after every health problem he's had, he's still determined to stay an addict and let his addiction kill him.

It would be funny if it was actually jackfruit that gave him the stroke. It would serve him right for his infantile, narcissistic obsession with anything with his own name in it killed him.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Critiquing the food in an in-patient facility is autistic. And at the end of the day, what he's being served is clearly better than the average facility, so there's nothing substantive to bitch about.

I thought I made that clear in my post. I am just saying if a normie looked at that, that's basically what they would think, eat it and move on. Jack does not.

 

[realgone2]

I've known some addicts that were decent people just had that one vice. Jack would still be a cocksucker even if he wasn't a food obsessed fat stroked out retard.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I don't even know why he bitches when he could just order DD. Just chuck meal in the trash, order slop, be an ungrateful cunt, done.

In the comments (where he goes into more detail about being unhappy with the meal) someone brings up having food delivered if he doesn't like what he's served. His response? "I could, but I refuse to pay for a delivery service. Way crazy. I’d rather just wait till dinner with Tammy."

I can just imagine the look of indignity he'd have stating his refusal to use a delivery service out loud, like that's some sort of moral high ground. Buying who knows how many grills, smokers, and gimmicky cooking gadgets is economically responsible, but shelling out an extra ten bucks for a plebe to deliver food? Outrageous!

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I've known some addicts that were decent people just had that one vice. Jack would still be a cocksucker even if he wasn't a food obsessed fat stroked out retard.

The homoenergy is always off the charts whenever he has male guest co-hosts.

 

[AnOminous]

The homoenergy is always off the charts whenever he has male guest co-hosts.

And they rarely ever show up again. They're probably appalled when Jack starts trying to suck their dicks and has to be beaten to stop his rampant homosexuality.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

I was watching random Jacks yesterday and stumbled upon this moment:

Jack sees a pair of titties in some batter that Tamham mixed for him and can't help but show the class.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Jack would still be a cocksucker even if he wasn't a food obsessed fat stroked out retard.

These idiotic nursing home food Karening posts are infuriating. I've never imagined hating someone so easily in my whole life.

Even with the ridiculous complaining he's doing, I'm sure at the end of each and every meal Jagoff is unfurling his tongue like a goddamn giraffe to lick his plate good n' clean because it's the only thing he's actually good at

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

I wish Null understood him like we do. We do not just shit on him because he choked out one of his sons. It is because he is an absolute unrepentant cow and he deserves zero sympathy whatsoever. I know his line is probably fucking kids and tortoises for degeneracy, but Jack definitely highlights another form of degeneracy that has nothing to do with sexual perversions, per se. Jack willingly got himself into a situation of having 3 limbs lost and STILL doesn't want to see what got him there nor care. It is everyone else's fault but his. He spends his days bitching about the quality of the nursing home food that he wouldn't have to suffer if he hadn't ate himself into it in the first place. This isn't his first stroke. It is his fourth and I forget what heart attack we are on, 2 or 3 at 56 FUCKING YEARS OLD.

Null is probably too busy to do a deep dive into Jack and understand why we feel we do. When Jack dies, I hope we get a dead person stream on him at least.

 

[ZipDisk]

Never got why he focused on Bob Cratchit, but that eruption was truly disgusting.

Jack was so fucking proud.

Null may only have a cursory take on Jack, but he has the cut of Jack's Jib.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

One of his greatest moments was when he was at the Texas Investors thing and he had no idea how to even start a woodfired BBQ. He didn't even know it was looked down upon by serious pit masters to use gas or electric.

Cooking with real wood or charcoal is an art. You need to use it often and you need to work it because you're going to find while gas / electric is easier it removes some of the magic. But then to Jagoff it's not the end product but how long does he need to wait until he can eat it. That's possibly why he's always undercooking things.

Producer is a catch-all term that means lots of things, but it's generally that they're responsible for money, business, or logistics.

Jack didn't "produce" shit. If he didnt get a producers credit, he didn't produce it. There's no "helped produce" something. He never produced some shit-tier movie no one ever saw. It's not like there's some guild gatekeeping that prevents a credit - the PGA doesn't give a fuck if someone unaffiliated with them claims the credit, provided you actually did something on the project that qualified for it. Jack's was just latching on to legitimate work that his brother did - the same thing he's doing to this day.

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It's Silicon Valley Bank, not silicone, Jack. "SILICONE VALLEY BANK" is the name of your spank bank folder on your MACKBOOK, not a financial institution.

Dude has been hitting the weirdo conspiracy theories hard on Facebook today and desperately needs a nap.
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And 3X you've ignored god and told him to go fuck himself. Zero self-awareness from this guy.

Faggot doesn't understand the simplest things does he?

SVB went under because they were too heavily into crypto. That shit is volatile and dangerous to put all your money into.

As for taking care of himself? He's spit in God's eye more than once and doesn't understand that this is all his fault.

Still bitching about the food, guess it's another day of the week that ends in "Y". Personally I don't think it looks bad at all, especially considering it's being prepared and served in a freaking nursing home. And the irony of Jack complaining about food not looking appealing, c'mon. Check out the thumbnails of his cooking videos, maybe 1 out of 20 or so looks alright, most of his recipes end up looking like total garbage. View attachment 4769970

Looks perfectly fine to me. Some kind of fish, brown rice and steamed veggies with what looks like melted cheese. It's reasonably low fat, got some complex carbs, fiber and greens. I'm literally not seeing the problem except for it's rather beige.

In the comments (where he goes into more detail about being unhappy with the meal) someone brings up having food delivered if he doesn't like what he's served. His response? "I could, but I refuse to pay for a delivery service. Way crazy. I’d rather just wait till dinner with Tammy."

I can just imagine the look of indignity he'd have stating his refusal to use a delivery service out loud, like that's some sort of moral high ground. Buying who knows how many grills, smokers, and gimmicky cooking gadgets is economically responsible, but shelling out an extra ten bucks for a plebe to deliver food? Outrageous!

This faggot needs to die already.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Null may only have a cursory take on Jack, but he has the cut of Jack's Jib.

I dunno. In the last livestream, I was really not sure if he was trolling us or if that was his True and Honest opinion. He simply acknowledged that Jack was on his X stroke and then said we were only alogging him for choking out his kid and he hopes Jack improves.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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Literally everything they are serving looks more appealing than the slop you cook, Fatass.

Here is what does look appealing to mushbrain

 

[realgone2]

I dunno. In the last livestream, I was really not sure if he was trolling us or if that was his True and Honest opinion. He simply acknowledged that Jack was on his X stroke and then said we were only alogging him for choking out his kid and he hopes Jack improves.

There are a litany of things that Jack does and says that make him highly unlikable. Just look at his social media posts.

 

[ZipDisk]

That's weird, the last time null stopped by the thread he seemed suitably disgusted and annoyed. I know null doesn't like certain cows, and hates alogging.

Jack at best would be surplus. A boomer the world has passed by. But instead, he's ANGEE.

That's what makes Jack so easy to hate. He's a massive piece of shit who refuses to die.
Maybe Null is trolling with a "get well soon jack" when Jack will never get well, under any circumstances.