Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

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Oh fuck you, Chris. That chocolate bar I had earlier was amazing, and now it's all over my keyboard alongside what I had for breakfast.
 
He was jiggling and moving so much in this, it was not natural. It came off like this:

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https://vacode.org/18.2-346/

§ 18.2-346Being a prostitute or prostitution.
A. Any person who, for money or its equivalent, commits adultery, fornication or any act in violation of § 18.2-361, or offers to commit adultery, fornication or any act in violation of § 18.2-361 and thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof, shall be guilty of being a prostitute, or prostitution, which shall be punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor.
 
Well, save to say Chris has reached his absolute lowest point. Begging for donations and trying to whore himself out. Now I'm curious to see how he breaks these walls and gets even lower.
 
I am wondering if the tugboat was slightly garnished, the etsy fallout was highly publicized

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https://vacode.org/18.2-346/

§ 18.2-346Being a prostitute or prostitution.
A. Any person who, for money or its equivalent, commits adultery, fornication or any act in violation of § 18.2-361, or offers to commit adultery, fornication or any act in violation of § 18.2-361 and thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof, shall be guilty of being a prostitute, or prostitution, which shall be punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor.
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Don't worry, Chris is safe since no one will actually pay for his company unless he panders to old men on backpage.com
 
Sarcastic Username said:
https://vacode.org/18.2-346/

§ 18.2-346Being a prostitute or prostitution.
A. Any person who, for money or its equivalent, commits adultery, fornication or any act in violation of § 18.2-361, or offers to commit adultery, fornication or any act in violation of § 18.2-361 and thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof, shall be guilty of being a prostitute, or prostitution, which shall be punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor.
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TL;DR Chris should go to jail for his vile crime
 
I wonder if this is on backpage under escorts.

I'd so pay to put this up as a late night commercial with his number flashing under it.
 
Way to be discreet,I just hope someone remind Chris that prostitution is not legal.


But at the same time I really want to see a ween pay for this shit or see what could happen.
 
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Uh, so now Chris is turning tricks to feed his lego addiction?

Also, I think while these things sound pretty far-out, they aren't too far from old Julay video or Carlos Chantor persona, which would mean that while Chris keeps on giving, we still get the same tricks we've seen some years ago. Makes me wonder if Chris is able to do anything genuinely original?
 
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