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When will Jack drop dead?

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Remember to dilate said:
What a nice post to wake up to.

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Jack try pissing in the urinal I know for a fact they gave you when you were placed in your room. When you are admitted and get your room you get deodorant, mouth wash, toothpaste, toothbrush, wipes, tissue, comb, soap, shampoo, & a urinal especially if you have mobility issues.

Edit: Given the time he knows they're busy passing breakfast trays to residents.
 
LaughJoke2.0 said:
Jack try pissing in the urinal I know for a fact they gave you when you were placed in your room. When you are admitted and get your room you get deodorant, mouth wash, toothpaste, toothbrush, wipes, tissue, comb, soap, shampoo, & a urinal especially if you have mobility issues.

Edit: Given the time he knows they're busy passing breakfast trays to residents.
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He might not be able to hold it himself, he’s so fucked.
 
ddlloo said:
Genuinely sad seeing tammy in the responses to his latest facebook post. She really does have to mommy her special little man.
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Remember who she is as a person, not only did she want to get rid of (up to nearly a murder) the kid that wasn't hers, she picked Jack... and keeps him around. She's earned this hell.
 
**NOTE**: This is actually from yesterday but I didn't see the actual video posted. This isn't during todays peeing woes.



Jack is complaining about fake eggs. It's really funny that Jack thinks he can just "Special order" food outside of dietary restrictions. He addresses the butter which we saw post about it. He also is mad that he's getting pancakes when he didn't ask for pancakes (Gee I wonder if he still ate them). This video actually brings me such optimism for future Jack content. This is all a Jack on the Go video to him. He isn't concerned about the stroke. He's concerned about butter, mustard, and getting his extra meals from Tammy. He has learned nothing. Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.

Also I think Jacks becoming suicidal
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Remember to dilate said:
What a nice post to wake up to.

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I bet while they were out at the movies last night Jacky made Mommywife buy the “bladder buster 5000” sized soda. You know the one. It’s like a literal gallon of soda in a cup for like $20 when you combine it with the tub of lard sized popcorn. He probably never emptied his bladder before bed last night and now is suffering the consequences this morning. #LazyManBathroomRoutine

Anyway, my guess is on 1 first and then 3, in other words:

For reasons beyond his control or pure spite (mostly spite) he pissed on the floor and then decided to Karen out to the nursing staff about not having his call button responded to fast enough.

Now if you combine this with his post yesterday where he has a brief moment of self-awareness/clarity about the lack of cleaning personnel in the home, you can imagine how short-staffed the skilled nursing fleet probably is on a weekend. He is just being a little prissy bitch because he can’t hold it (or didn’t go last night). Also, as people have mentioned further up thread, he probably abuses the hell out of his call button demanding MOAR mussard packets. So the staff sees him as the manchild who cried wolf.

I really hope he pissed on the floor, tried to get out of his wheel chair and then slipped and is laying in piss. I know that isn’t what happened, but it would only be fitting for this whiny fat turd of a human being.
 
Skullwhalejelly said:
**NOTE**: This is actually from yesterday but I didn't see the actual video posted. This isn't during todays peeing woes.

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Jack is complaining about fake eggs. It's really funny that Jack thinks he can just "Special order" food outside of dietary restrictions. He addresses the butter which we saw post about it. He also is mad that he's getting pancakes when he didn't ask for pancakes (Gee I wonder if he still ate them). This video actually brings me such optimism for future Jack content. This is all a Jack on the Go video to him. He isn't concerned about the stroke. He's concerned about butter, mustard, and getting his extra meals from Tammy. He has learned nothing. Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.

Also I think Jacks becoming suicidal
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Jack thinks that the nursing home would cost cut by cutting condiments? Mustard is dirt cheap. A bottle of yellow mustard is less than a dollar.
 
Skullwhalejelly said:
ack is complaining about fake eggs. It's really funny that Jack thinks he can just "Special order" food outside of dietary restrictions. He addresses the butter which we saw post about it. He also is mad that he's getting pancakes when he didn't ask for pancakes (Gee I wonder if he still ate them). This video actually brings me such optimism for future Jack content. This is all a Jack on the Go video to him. He isn't concerned about the stroke. He's concerned about butter, mustard, and getting his extra meals from Tammy. He has learned nothing. Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.
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Yes places with industrial kitchens that need to churn out hundreds of meals in a short period of time will use "fake" eggs. Which aren't fake. They might be powdered or, more accurately, pre-scrambled so you get a big old bag that has like 100 eggs in it that you just need to cook. And you know you're going to a cheap place if they use "meat glue" to make your steak. Besides you can see it when they do it. It's not that difficult. But again if you're cheaping out then what do you expect.

He complains about the pancakes but not the english muffin. Both have carbs. He complains about the carbs but also complains that his cake was too thin. You know, something that has carbs in it.

This guy has such a disordered view of food and yet reality hasn't smacked him upside the head yet that this is all self inflicted. Or it has and he just ignores it.
 
This bathroom thing is really annoying. Jesus H Christ, I hate the word trigger, but Jack's nursery home saga is triggering me because it brings back flashbacks.

As I mentioned I can guarantee you staff was passing out breakfast. Here's what it details to take Jack to take a piss.

1: You have to use a Walker to pivot him into a wheelchair.

2: Wheel him to the bathroom in his room.

3: Put the walker in front of him so he can pivot to the front of the toilet.

4: Pull down his pants because he can't with holding onto the walker remember Jack only has one good arm.

5: Once he is done pull pants back up and pray, he didn't piss on the floor or himself or else you have to clean him before the pants.

6: Pivot back into the Wheelchair.

7: Wheel back to bed.

8: Pivot back into bed because it he hasn't eaten or been bathed yet which bathing is done after breakfast trays.

VS Him pissing in a Urinal that they will empty after Breakfast.

I have nothing but sympathy for those in nursing homes trying to recover from injuries or those who bodies have been betrayed by time or disease but fatties like Jack there because of Gluttony and who treat the staff as they do, and fatties are all like Jack need to fucking die.
 
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My only regret is we didn't get to see Jack on more mainstream TV shows like West Texas Investors while he was still able bodied. A weight loss type show, or even Wife Swap would have been the dream
 
Falcon Sebben said:
And yet he not only tried it and baked it but always did his mushbrain ways afterwards by ooohing and aaaahing over it. He kept saying how great and beautiful it looked you know, like everything he makes even when it looks like absolute shit.
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For some reason the recipes for this get good reviews but I can't imagine it being anything but god fucking awful.

And I actually love tahini.
Falcon Sebben said:
Then he complained about TikTok saying it was just girls dancing provocatively to songs.
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As with everything Jack bitches about, this was basically a confession, that he'd been jerking to underage girls twerking on TikTok.
 
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