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Japanese players have found a new bug, one that allows you to reach space by making ssandwiches:
Automaton West reports that in Japan, players have come up with a fun little game that challenges players to reach the deepest, darkest depths of space by creating a chorizo sandwich. Things like this are only easy in Paldea, aren't they? To reach beyond Paldea and the Pokémon World's stratosphere, players need to set up a picnic table on a high point of Paldea. A popular area has proven to be the windmill hills in West Province (Area One).

Once you've found the spot, set up your picnic table so it clips through one of the three windmills — you'll know you're right if the top left part of the plate is covered by the pillar. Then, you totally ignore the bread in front of you and start dropping chorizo into the pillar. Stacking the chorizo through the pillar forces the camera to pull aware, and eventually, you can see the entire map of Paldea, and even part of the globe.


lol
 
Ah, we're back to dexit, are we?
I'll just touch on the pig point, because that's a mildly interesting new one. The fact that as presented it can be very easily interpreted as a case for dexit rather than against it I'll let slide, because I disagree with that presentation. Each of the pigs has a different origin, to the point that none of the true pigs share a single type.

- Swinub is based on wild boar, with a bit of various other woolly creatures up to and including Mammoths.
- Spoink is just wildly different from all the rest, but it might take it's origins from the biblical phrase "to cast pearls before swine". I don't think I need to make a case that spoink is unique enough to be included, because just look at it. But it does have some references to a truffle pig.
- The starters of Unova are each based on different empires, and the sumo wrestler Emboar is based on China. He draws from the Zhu Baijie, a pig demon from Chinese mythology.
- Lechonk's line draws from spanish pig breeds, and the surprising fact that pigs are actually very clean creatures. It's the most straightforward of the pigs, but having a spanish pig line in spain is hardly unreasonable.
- You could include Munna and Musharna, but those are better described as Tapirs, and more specifically Baku, which aren't really pig-related at all. They're better seen as, like many Gen 5 Pokemon, an Unovan counterpart of a gen 1 Pokémon, in this case the Drowzee line.

Usually, when you get down to a well-populated genus level in Pokémon, you get at least some type overlap. That they are so different without type overlap is somewhat commendable in itself.

I feel like this is less pigs unfairly taking up a massive chunk of the dex, and more people underestimating the number of different ways that pigs are represented around the world. Sure, a lot of them look similar as piglets, but none of the pigs actually look that similar fully evolved, being a conventional if very fancy pig, a wild boar/mammoth hybrid, a small pearled biped, and a bulky sumo wrestler. they all have different origins. They also pale in scale to cats and dogs - and like those two, use the reasoning of different breeds and roles to differentiate them all.

As for dexit, I'm gonna make the same points as I have in the past. Which frustratingly Courgi has completely failed to mention. Even though I think the arguments originally given are a load of tripe, the actual results aren't as bad as people make them out to be.

- Game Freak doesn't have to be beholden to all literally a thousand Pokémon that came over the last twenty-seven years before when designing new items and mechanics. A classic example is Tera-Electric, Air Balloon Shedinja - They don't have to make seasonal mechanics like tera work around weirdoes that could exploit them too easily.
- In addition, the shifting roster allows more Pokémon time to shine in competitive. Pokémon that'd be bullied out of taking a spot have a better chance of finding a niche if there's less alts to compete with for the spots.
- The big fear of Pokémon getting trapped in Home forever isn't bearing out in practice. The rosters in Gen 8 and 9 have overlap, but enough unique ones on either side that most Pokémon have gotten at least some chance to shine in a mainline game on switch. According to @Nick Gars in this very thread, the only ones who haven't appeared yet are Spinda, Furfrou, and Gen 5 Pokemon who are likely to appear in the inevitable Gen 5 remake games.
- The rule is literally something only Pokémon did regularly. Mon and mon-related games with far smaller total rosters chickened out far faster than Pokémon did, if they ever tried to keep to that rule at all. And they certainly never allow you to keep and transfer your Pokémon across games.
- People complaining about animation quality and variety don't acknowledge that Pokémon does things in the animation department that literally no other series does - most of which could be argued as stupid, or at least inefficient. See a previous post for more details. They don't do recolours in the traditional sense - even regional variants and fakes have their own models and animations. And likewise, they avoid the Agi-Agilao-Agidyne rule of just making the exact same moves but stronger.
People say that to be a good mon game, they should animate all the punch moves as punches and all the kick moves as kicks, without acknowledging that the games they're comparing to don't have that problem because they don't have the move variety to separate that stuff from each other.
 
I'm looking for something to play and I'm curious as to what this thread enjoys. So,

What's your favourite fangame or romhack? You can list runner-ups too.
Fangames are shit, ROM Hacks are GOAT
There are actually some pretty decent fangames out there:

There's Pokemon Sage. It's a pretty solid fakemon game with some well design Fakemon, imo. Although, it's only playable through a demo and I'm almost certain this game is no longer being worked on considering the demo was released way back in 2017.

Pokemon Phoenix Rising. Quite possibly the prettiest Pokemon fangame I've ever seen and it's all done entirely within RPG Maker. I would definitely recommend trying it out. Although, much like Sage I'm not sure if is still being worked on as it has been a hot minutes since the demo was released (apparently it still is according to some people that are within the discord server).

Pokemon Infinite Fusion. While it's not nearly as pretty (or as polished) as the last two I mentioned, I'd say this fangame makes up for it by going the whole nine yards with the concept of fusing two Pokemon together. It has all of the pokemon from gens 1 and 2 along with a handful of mons from gens 3-7, so there's plenty of options when it comes to mix and matching your ultimate fighting machine.
 
I'm looking for something to play and I'm curious as to what this thread enjoys. So,

What's your favourite fangame or romhack? You can list runner-ups too.
I already made a list here:

I also would like to add a few more that I saw, though not necessarily tried.

The following are finished:
The following are not:
  • A high-quality GBC hack is Pokémon Coral.
  • Another hack that got good praise is the Pokémon Crown, which turns Pokémon into a RTS et in a medieval fantasy.
  • On the same vein, Pokémon Odyssey turns Pokémon into a dungeon-hunting ame set in Made in Abyss.
  • Pokémon ROWE seems to be an in-progress 3rd Gen version of ShockSlayer's Pokémon Crystal Clear.
  • I do not wan to end this without mentioning Pokémon CosmicEmerald.
 
There's Pokemon Sage. It's a pretty solid fakemon game with some well design Fakemon, imo. Although, it's only playable through a demo and I'm almost certain this game is no longer being worked on considering the demo was released way back in 2017.
unfinished and the dev team is a mess
Pokemon Phoenix Rising. Quite possibly the prettiest Pokemon fangame I've ever seen and it's all done entirely within RPG Maker. I would definitely recommend trying it out. Although, much like Sage I'm not sure if is still being worked on as it has been a hot minutes since the demo was released (apparently it still is according to some people that are within the discord server)
unfinished and the dev team is a mess
Pokemon Infinite Fusion. While it's not nearly as pretty (or as polished) as the last two I mentioned, I'd say this fangame makes up for it by going the whole nine yards with the concept of fusing two Pokemon together. It has all of the pokemon from gens 1 and 2 along with a handful of mons from gens 3-7, so there's plenty of options when it comes to mix and matching your ultimate fighting machine.
crashes my computer and takes up way too much fucking space to be playable

your argument has been defeated via pure facts and logic
rom hacks > fangames
 
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I did say it wasn't as polished as the other two, didn't I?
mate "not as polished" doesn't equate to "1.4 gigs when fully compressed and unoptimized enough to crash a computer during regular gameplay"
It made my PC with hundreds of gigs free chug and crashed after I tried to make my first fusion right at the first (non-starting) town
That's not "not as polished", that's unplayable
 
mate "not as polished" doesn't equate to "1.4 gigs when fully compressed and unoptimized enough to crash a computer during regular gameplay"
It made my PC with hundreds of gigs free chug and crashed after I tried to make my first fusion right at the first (non-starting) town
That's not "not as polished", that's unplayable
Sorry to hear that. The worst that the I've gotten from the game was a long ass start up time when the game is initially loading. The game was smooth beyond that.
 
Off-topic, is there a thread for pokefuckers yet? They're so prolific at this point it's ridiculous. I'd blame the Vaporeon copypasta but that's been a thing for years. Regardless, /vp/ alone would give a thread like that infinite amounts of material...
 
Off-topic, is there a thread for pokefuckers yet? They're so prolific at this point it's ridiculous. I'd blame the Vaporeon copypasta but that's been a thing for years. Regardless, /vp/ alone would give a thread like that infinite amounts of material...
I think it's just merged with the general furry threads. Too much overlap to be worth seperating out.
 
In addition to games that are finished, and still being updated with events and mystery gifts, I would like to throw in:

Pokemon Uranium: A complete fakemon game with a brand-new region, plot, typing, etc. Fakemons range from looking like absolute shit to like discount neopets to really fucking cool. Has a fun exploit where you can make multiple save files, and trade between them so you can get more EXP. Also has wonder trading. The downsides are that the plot, and characters are meh, and depending on what kind of computer you have, it can run like absolute dogshit.

Pokemon Insurgence: Pokemon Reborn's less shitty cousin. Regional 'mons before regional 'mons were a thing. All new regional 'mons look really fucking cool. Downsides are that the plot is absolute shit as well as the characters. Like really bad. Like they had to release a patch to make it less bad, and it's still really bad. This is a game where you entirely play it for the gameplay, and not the story because it utterly sucks balls. The other downside is that there is no one to prevent the title screen from being so loud besides just muting your computer.
 
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Pokemon Insurgence: Pokemon Reborn's less shitty cousin. Regional 'mons before regional 'mons were a thing. All new regional 'mons look really fucking cool. Downsides are that the plot is absolute shit as well as the characters. Like really bad. Like they had to release a patch to make it less bad, and it's still really bad. This is a game where you entirely play it for the gameplay, and not the story because it utterly sucks balls. The other downside is that there is no one to prevent the title screen from being so loud besides just muting your computer.
ditto (hue) pokemon insurgence. the delta pokemon concept is the only thing that drew me to this fangame. i have a save file on my old macbook, though even if i could retrieve it, who knows if it would even be playable.

but yeah, the delta pokemon are fucking based:

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Fairy/Psychic
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Ghost/Dragon
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Dark/Fighting
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btw i picked delta bulbasaur as my starter because i mean look at venusaur though
 
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In addition to games that are finished, and still being updated with events and mystery gifts, I would like to throw in:

Pokemon Uranium: A complete fakemon game with a brand-new region, plot, typing, etc. Fakemons range from looking like absolute shit to like discount neopets to really fucking cool. Has a fun exploit where you can make multiple save files, and trade between them so you can get more EXP. Also has wonder trading. The downsides are that the plot, and characters are meh, and depending on what kind of computer you have, it can run like absolute dogshit.

Pokemon Insurgence: Pokemon Reborn's less shitty cousin. Regional 'mons before regional 'mons were a thing. All new regional 'mons look really fucking cool. Downsides are that the plot is absolute shit as well as the characters. Like really bad. Like they had to release a patch to make it less bad, and it's still really bad. This is a game where you entirely play it for the gameplay, and not the story because it utterly sucks balls. The other downside is that there is no one to prevent the title screen from being so loud besides just muting your computer.
I also read of Pokémon Xenoverse (if you can speak Italiano), though I wish tha they have put in the Mega Dragonite.
There is also the quest-based Pokémon Radiant Version, whcih is based off South Africa.

I did not play these, though, and I am only mentioning them because Bunny Tracks mentioned some fangames.
 
ditto (hue) pokemon insurgence. the delta pokemon concept is the only thing that drew me to this fangame. i have a save file on my old macbook, though even if i could retrieve it, who knows if it would even be playable.

but yeah, the delta pokemon are fucking based:


btw i picked delta bulbasaur as my starter because i mean look at venusaur though
You forgot to put the female version of Venusaur in there:
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Fire Red: Rocket Edition
Hilarious story with fun gameplay and a good take on a fan-favorite concept. Due for a 2.0-style reimagining that'll do a lot of stuff as far as I'm aware but all I know personally is that it'll let you play as a girl. Author got blasted over an optional, very slightly edgy joke near the endgame and had to rework that so I think the hack can't be downloaded from Pokecommunity anymore, but otherwise it's well worth your time to seek out and very fun. Surprisingly replayable.
I never played this, so what was the edgy joke that got people so assblasted?
 
I never played this, so what was the edgy joke that got people so assblasted?
a very mild trans joke
because of course
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(tried finding a picture of the actual joke in-game, but I can't pinpoint it. Will edit it in if I do find the raw dialogue)
 
I'm not even going to read that because I don't want to.
fair
tldr a rocket grunt (reminder, literal criminal lowlife) calls jigglypuff gay earlier in the game, then claims he's been enlightened and proclaims them trannies instead later on
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mods immediately got to shutting down discussion in support of the author and the author was forced to make a minor edit to the game (to remove the dialogue) and a rebuttal lest he have his hack taken down
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here's that rebuttal
it's actually really funny because the author is insanely salty so I promise it's less hard to read than the braindead idiot who complained in the first place
 
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Some fun shit show stuff from the Trannies at Niantic via Pokemon Go.

Just today they put out a blog about how they want to strengthened the 'in-person experience' and work really hard to make it the pillar of the game. Then, with perfect comedic timing, they released an in-person only event that failed in many spectacular ways and is bugged to shit and seemingly keeps getting worse. It fucked up bad for New Zealand the first place to beta test all their shit, they gave them a make-up day, and being so far ahead they got it and the make-up version is supposedly also fucking up.

Spoofchads keep winning at Pokemon Go while legit players suffer and it's hilarious, Niantic is truly a comedy gold mine company.
 
Some fun shit show stuff from the Trannies at Niantic via Pokemon Go.

Just today they put out a blog about how they want to strengthened the 'in-person experience' and work really hard to make it the pillar of the game. Then, with perfect comedic timing, they released an in-person only event that failed in many spectacular ways and is bugged to shit and seemingly keeps getting worse. It fucked up bad for New Zealand the first place to beta test all their shit, they gave them a make-up day, and being so far ahead they got it and the make-up version is supposedly also fucking up.

Spoofchads keep winning at Pokemon Go while legit players suffer and it's hilarious, Niantic is truly a comedy gold mine company.
God damn, every time I hear about this god forsaken app I am reminded of how it's somehow managed to be a continual trainwreck from day 1. How have they managed to stay the same level of incompetent for 6 straight years now? It's almost impressive.
 
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