💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Simon]

What's that thing in the plastic case in the upper left? I'm guessing some sort of cake or flan-like dessert.

Yeah, looks like pie or baked good.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

"I probably would've given them a bun."

B-but KETO diabetes!

It's interesting to note that Jack is eating alone in his room, not in a dining room.

Leftover COVID precautions, Jack's choice, or does the facility try to keep their lucrative rehab short-timers away from the LTC population so the former don't get reminded of their mortality?

It's nice to eat with other people, and it makes it faster to get extra mustard, but even someone as self-centered as Jack might look across the room and see a guy with an asymmetrical smile dribbling chewed-up sausage on his clothing protector and have a moment of cosmic understanding.

He can't stand and is probably too lazy to get them to cart him to the dining room.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Haha, "polar" and "pool the" sausage. Speech to text stroke mouth strikes again!

 

[ZipDisk]

It's polish, btw.

Covid restrictions in healthcare are still in effect, I've heard vague mentions of them dropping some requirements in April, but nothing concrete. Also likely varies by state, and I'm not in Tinfucksee.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Jack’s back to bitching about food. I guess another Cheddar’s reservation is in order.

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“The pool the sausage smells great”

I’m truly shocked that fatty bitched about the sausage. The fact that its a phallic substitute, it’s surprising he didn’t make sweet love to it all afternoon.

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Yeah, looks like pie or baked good.

It appears to be either sponge or angel food cake with caramel sauce. Of course Jagoff forgot to bitch about his diabeeetus so he must have crammed it in his maw and asked for seconds and they obliged.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

True, but Jack is a pentacostal, so is he really in a position to judge?

lmao yeah that's fair, lots of Christians have a very hostile reaction to basically any religious sect that isn't their own that I find really hypocritical. I hope he won't be too shocked when he doesn't make it into heaven, he'd be liable to have another stroke if he was!

 

[Quixotic Man]

"pool the sausage" and "polar sausage" definitely points towards text to speech. Just how fucked is his left hand now? Fine motor skills completely gone?

Also the Sauerkrat IS a condiment. And they probably would have gotten you mustard if you weren't such a terror to be around.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

"pool the sausage" and "polar sausage" definitely points towards text to speech. Just how fucked is his left hand now? Fine motor skills completely gone?

Also the Sauerkrat IS a condiment. And they probably would have gotten you mustard if you weren't such a terror to be around.

He's been using speech to text for social media posts for a long time now, years I think. It's why he makes so many completely nonsensical posts [OBJ][OBJ][OBJ][OBJ][OBJ]

 

[Aunt Carol]

He can't stand and is probably too lazy to get them to cart him to the dining room.

He's in a wheelchair. Rounding up SNF residents for meals in the dining room is the aide equivalent of shopping cart wrangling.

More seriously, on the LTC side of things pre-COVID you want as many residents as possible to eat in the dining room.
Management/Activities will go through spurts of tracking who's eating alone in their room and reminding staff that this contributes to depression.

On the logistics side, serving in the dining room means it's faster to pass trays, easier to clean up/document meal percentages, harder for the residents to hoard food in their rooms, and if you put several feeders at one table the aide can scoot around on a rolling stool and keep them all eating at once. Related: if someone aspirates in the dining room, staff has eyes on them and there's portable oral suction nearby. Someone chokes on food all alone in their room, there's going to be paperwork.

Covid restrictions in healthcare are still in effect[...] Also likely varies by state, and I'm not in Tinfucksee.

This varies so hard by state; lots of the South is dropping theirs at least partially. I gave up and looked up the guidance for TN Congregate Care Settings.
The Letter to Long Term Care Providers (3/1/21) on that page says they're done giving guidelines; go with CMS:

Effective February 28, 2021, there will no longer be any state mandates or state-specific​

guidance regarding long term care visitation. Certified Medicare and Medicaid skilled nursing​

facilities and nursing homes should continue to follow the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid​

(CMS) Visitation Guidance found in QSO 20-39-NH​

​

CMS (the money people) QSO-20-39-NH Nursing Home Visitation - COVID-19 (REVISED) 09/23/2022:

6. Should the facility pause communal activities and dining during an outbreak investigation?​

A: No. Communal activities and dining do not have to be paused during an outbreak, unless​

directed by the state or local health department. Residents who are on TBP (i.e. isolation or​

quarantine) should not participate in communal activities and dining until the criteria to​

discontinue TBP has been met.​

[TBP = transmission-based precautions]

I was just wondering if Jack is eating alone because he requested it, if he's being pampered because he's (currently) Skilled, or it's the 'rona. Looks like it's mostly likely the first or second.

 

[ZipDisk]

Or if he threw a fit the first night and all the other zombies voted him off the island, so they're keeping him in his room to avoid further problems.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Jack’s back to bitching about food. I guess another Cheddar’s reservation is in order.

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“The pool the sausage smells great”

This absolute homo is SEETHING because he probably can't deep throat that sausage without help. I hope the kitchen staff slip him a laxative and he shits all over himself and they let him sit in it for ten hours.

 

[ZipDisk]

Does sausage even have a smell if it's cooked right? I could see the kraut being aromatic, but sausage is just tubes. I suppose if you jacked up the seasoning, it would smell like burnt seasoning.

Smell has never been a factor in my enjoyment of sausage, to the point I don't think I have ever noticed what sausage smells like. Hot dog, slightly unpleasant smell, sausage - ???

 

[p1138]

Jack’s back to bitching about food. I guess another Cheddar’s reservation is in order.

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“The pool the sausage smells great”

This is what, the 2nd or 3rd time Fatty has tried to hide the dessert while attempting to claim that he's being starved to death with poor quality food? Since we've never seen a full image of his lunch tray, what else has he been hiding, or just refusing to eat?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

It is a good question how long will he be there.

He can't stand and is probably too lazy to get them to cart him to the dining room.

He also hates old people and resents having to be around them. God is so unjust to Jack.

This is what, the 2nd or 3rd time Fatty has tried to hide the dessert while attempting to claim that he's being starved to death with poor quality food? Since we've never seen a full image of his lunch tray, what else has he been hiding, or just refusing to eat?

He eats it all anyway. He just wants justification for when he gets called out for going to Chili's and Cheddars for the 900th time in a week.

 

[Trig.Point]

More seriously, on the LTC side of things pre-COVID you want as many residents as possible to eat in the dining room.
Management/Activities will go through spurts of tracking who's eating alone in their room and reminding staff that this contributes to depression.

I don't want to derail the thread but that's a fascinating answer. Could you expand a bit on what happened in care homes during covid?

Also how should the facility be dealing with Jack? Not talking about what they should really be able to do to his fat ass... but within the restraints they have to operate, how should they handle him?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack’s back to bitching about food. I guess another Cheddar’s reservation is in order.

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“The pool the sausage smells great”

Not the greatest looking meal but a pool the / polar / Polish sausage looks fine. And you don't need mustard. That's why you have the sauerkraut.

"I probably would've given them a bun."

B-but KETO diabetes!

It's only a problem when he thinks it's a problem. I mean he's got some cornbread, mashed potatoes and some kind of dessert there. I think he's got enough carbs to last him a while.

 

[ZipDisk]

Polar sausage would make a great username.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Not the greatest looking meal but a pool the / polar / Polish sausage looks fine. And you don't need mustard. That's why you have the sauerkraut.



It's only a problem when he thinks it's a problem. I mean he's got some cornbread, mashed potatoes and some kind of dessert there. I think he's got enough carbs to last him a while.

Jack is used to eating 400g of carbs a day in addition to his massive raw meat allowance.

I have serious problems with people like Jack. I think they should be taken off of life saving medical supervision, put in palliative care, and let nature take its course. It is illegal for any life saving measure to be done on you if until the last minute, rejected help.

 

[Pig Cups]

The comments are amusing as always:
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This is giving off some considerable Steven Assanti vibes to me. That shrieking lump of cunt overused his call light to the max, bringing out a level of pissed we rarely see from Dr. Now.

We don’t know the interval of time between him first reporting his activation of the call light, and him saying he was still waiting. He could’ve just been making a big fucking deal over 30 seconds of wait time. Or, if he was actually waiting an objectively long while…could possibly indicate that the staff is tiring of his shit, and prioritizes his concerns last?

I hope the kitchen staff slip him a laxative and he shits all over himself and they let him sit in it for ten hours.

You just might get your wish!


I strongly doubt that it’s really been an hour, but imagine if it has? Fucking lel. Maybe it’s a big conspiracy- he’s already eaten the sausage, and they’re purposely ignoring his pleas via the call light?

EDIT: This was under the sausage post as well. Absolutely shameless.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Tammy's sausage pool is gonna have to smell great if she wants to get some working Christian D