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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Bob_ said:
Now for the bad. So Bonnie almost shot Phil 'accidentally'? Jesus christ, Farmers in the know here have mocked their clueless larping for years now and it's yet another vindication of KF being right.
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I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
 
Temperance XIV said:
Yep, this episode is free now! Highly recommend a watch.
https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#details [archive]
^^ Includes the show notes
BAR-tranch-episode.mp3
If you want to skip to the Tranch part of the episode, go to 32:17.
The comments section: https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#comments [archive]
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they defend journos and say that accusing gays and troons of being groomers is dangerous...
 
frozen_runner said:
They're both very audibly "left wing milieu." It's worth it for the content. (The furry who works for them I can barely tolerate, however.) Just kidding, Tracing Woodgrains. You're One of the Good Ones™.
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Oh I agree. Just, fuckshit, is it age? Is it because I grew out of hanging out with people like them and I get reminded of my own cringe? Internet induced autism? Probably all of the above lol.
 
Temperance XIV said:
Yep, this episode is free now! Highly recommend a watch.
https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#details [archive]
^^ Includes the show notes
BAR-tranch-episode.mp3
If you want to skip to the Tranch part of the episode, go to 32:17.
The comments section: https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#comments [archive]
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>not being able to tell the difference between parallel and perpendicular
I hate progressives so damn much. 16 mins in and I don't want to listen to the rest
 
Johnny Salami said:
>not being able to tell the difference between parallel and perpendicular
I hate progressives so damn much. 16 mins in and I don't want to listen to the rest
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Chill your tits both Jesse and Mx. Herzog are shitposting live and use a lot of self-deprecation in the podcast.
They might be gay Jews, but they're still good allies in the struggle against actual dangers like the tranny ranch and keffals
 
AMHOLIO said:
Terrible Ideas: tranch farming sim (that isn't Rimworld)
  • You start with 100 alpacas and the same amount of land the tranch had. You can buy more animals and you can buy more land, but you can't get rid of alpacas or other bought animals aside from death.
  • You can grow crops on your land but they have a 1 in 3 chance of sprouting, worse if time goes on and soil is eroded by your herd
  • Your main expenses are farmhands, the property, and the hoard ™️ . Paying and exploiting workers are equally possible, the property is general water food and power so theoretically can be upgraded. The hoard ™️ however....
  • The hoard must grow. You have 2 family members beside yourself that you always start with who do barely any work. The three of you need hoard. You all have different addictions you put in little boxes, like "[YOUR NAME] has a preorder of [TRANSFORMERS/MTG/WINE COOLERS/J.O. CRYSTALS] they would like to purchase!" and must purchase a certain amount each month. If not, your sanity meter goes down and a greater need to consoom goes up. Your relative/polycule member might even take money out for the hoard ™️ if it is not satisfied, or if tough times are happening at the tranch.
  • Sanity: yes, the horrors of the tranch come to life if you let your sanity become too low. You can balance it by being successful, having a good number of farmhands to exploit, and how much hoard ™️ you have. If too low, hallucinations or perhaps tulpas come and begin attacking the tranch, inflating tires and running around Wile E. Coyote style. You can also invest in guns to shoot hallucinations and unruly workers/farmhands on site, but farmhands cannot be bought.
  • Alpaca death pit does not determine your sanity. There will be ghost and zombies that come from it for revenge if it gets too high, including any humans you dispose in there.
  • You can also use gogriftmes to raise money and borrow from credit. These have the same problems they do IRL.
  • Multiple endings, from IRS tax fraud, to barely eeking by while balancing the hoard but still happy, running off with some chick then she kills you (whether it's your body or soul), Waco, death by disgruntled worker, or summoning the dreaded alpaca death god by throwing too many dead bodies in the death pit (will not happen if dying of natural causes).

Thank you, have an autistic day.
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Is there a kf drone dlc
 
Ok conspiracy time!

Is it possible that Shiteater Jen elected to do this interview, in particular making claims about Bonnie Wee Paul being dangerous with a gun, because there is a body on the tranch and they hope to get ahead of things if or when it’s found?

He was very clear about the accidental discharge being from a 5.7 pistol.

Penny was supposed to be the one who insisted on 5.7 if I recall correctly?

Should a body be found shot to death with this type of ammunition then basically all of the ones who “did weapons training” and in particular Penny who did go everywhere packing heat, will be potential suspects.

While his story on a podcast is obviously not definitive evidence, it does create a bit of prejudice against Bonnie wee Paul.
 
Human Waiter said:
I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
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Call me crazy, call me a liberal, call me a cuck; but I don't think you should be handling firearms!
 
Human Waiter said:
>Ninth time

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
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Uh, no, I've been shooting since I was 6, and I've never had a ND.

Please, there should only ever be ONE ND, then never another one

EDIT:I'm retarded, very very retarded
 
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Human Waiter said:
I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
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Homie you should not be racking ( no pun intended ) this many fucking ND's. Are you Florida man in training?
 
The idea that the "trauma counsellor" Paul wanted to bring in allegedly tried to convince everyone on the tranch they have DID and then faked being blind to get out of arguments is too fucking perfect. The whole tranch saga is like Rob Zombie tried to make a slapstick comedy.
 
Someone on Reddit claims the Tranch owes them money. Is it the sticker company, T-shirt people, coffee company, alpaca feed people or other...



Bob_ said:
So Bonnie almost shot Phil 'accidentally'? Jesus christ, Farmers in the know here have mocked their clueless larping for years now and it's yet another vindication of KF being right.
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I wonder if patching the bullet hole is what started Phil's larp as a plasterer. Very optimistic of me to assume the hole has been patched, I know.
 

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Where's Waldo? said:
Oh yeah, I remember that's the dude that wrote a piece of trash. I've seen so many trannies share this shit around.
tl;dr: "everyone hates me cuz I'm a tranny and I dindu nuffin and dey're all mean 2 meeeeee!"

I've seen people get accused of 'whatever', and point to this essay like it's a saving grace instead of completely fucking annoying, wallowing in bullshit.
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The first time I read that one, I immediately thought "so what you're saying is that you raped someone but it's all about poor poor you"
 
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