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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
>Terf-aligned podcast
>Hosting Talking about a tranny guest

At this rate Pippa appearing on a 2-3 hour MATI special is within the realm of possibility. Disregard this, I suck cocks.

Edit: Thank you @Temperance XIV for putting in the time-code cause this shielding of journos in the beginning is gay and retarded.
 
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"That Sky and Bonnie had a conversation with/about being a triad with Kindness and Sky was balking at that because Kindness comes off as manipulative (a yes on that from every ranch member) and then Kindness stood up said he couldn't see and started walking into walls and reaching out stiff-armed to knock stuff over."

So I'll start with the funny. I got such a mental image of Kindness, stomping around with arms outstretched screeching " I'm blind! I'm blind!" as she walked into tables and chairs, knocking cutlery and vases to the ground before smacking into wall. Champagne comedy, I can even see the little birdies flying around her head as she laid dazed on the floor.


Now for the bad. So Bonnie almost shot Phil 'accidentally'? Jesus christ, Farmers in the know here have mocked their clueless larping for years now and it's yet another vindication of KF being right.


Finally, where are the animals Penny? Where are the alpacas, the geese, ducks, chickens, sheep, goats, dogs??? It's so fucking telling that TUR went radio silence on what was one of the core values of the Tranch.

If they rehomed them, the only reason I can think they kept silent about this is that people may start asking "why do you need grift bucks if you have no animals to take care of?"

IF they rehomed them, I understand how generous I am being here.
 
Glowie said:
Ah shucks even TERFS give farms praise
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There are lots of us here lol. God knows we can barely talk about the trans menace elsewhere. I was referred to the farms because /r/gender critical was talking about Yaniv.

Skimmed through shit-eater Jen’s interview. Loled at the fact that even him, Kevin, and Penny were disgusted at the living conditions of Kindness and Bonnie with the hoards of rats running around 🤢
 
Just throwing it out there, but another possibility is that the animals were given away, but the Tranchers aren’t saying anything because of who they were given to. Their narrative heavily relied on their evil Trump-voting neighbors all hating and wanting to sabotage them. I’m sure it wouldn’t look too great if Earl & Co. ended up being the ones to take in their livestock in the end. (Who knows about the alpacas, specifically, but I’m sure it wouldn’t be too hard to offload some chickens, goats, etc. onto the neighbors.)
 
Most of the alpacas are dead
This had been more or less confirmed. long time readers of this thread can attest to the slow and painful death many of them suffered because of neglect and incompetency.
 
Hope they can get an Alpacaschwitz survivor as the next guest.

"I know this is very difficult for you, but can you tell us some of the things you've seen?"

*HUMMMM* "BAAAHHHHHH!!!"

"Dear God, the atrocities. I am so sorry you had to endure such- please stop chewing on the microphone."
 
oramge cat said:
#justgirlythings

What the fuck is balancing a checkbook? I have never used a check in my entire life. I am not young either. I remember my parents doing it in the 90's?
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Back before even ATMs were common, you'd have a checking account, and a checkbook. Every time you wrote a check, you'd write it in a register in the checkbook, and do the math to see how much was left in the account. You'd also write down any paychecks you deposited, cash from the bank, etc.

Every month the bank would send you a statement (and the cancelled checks) and you'd go through and compare the statement to your records, make sure everything lined up, and find any discrepancies. It wasn't super common, but checks could get lost, delayed, etc, and you'd then have to track it down and find out wtf was going on.

I once spend over two hours helping some poor girl balance her checkbook because she couldn't get it to line up; ended up having to basically do algebra to work out the discrepancy and work back from there to find out where she was double-subtracting some values. Insane stuff.

Now you see everything in your bank instantly and people don't even bother tracking how much money they have left; you can just login and see. Banks don't even send you scans of the cancelled checks anymore unless you bribe them (or have a VERY old business account).
 
T.E.R.F said:
Skimmed through shit-eater Jen’s interview. Loled at the fact that even him, Kevin, and Penny were disgusted at the living conditions of Kindness and Bonnie with the hoards of rats running around 🤢
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Got to say, I’m skeptical of the claim. Was it *really* any worse than the tranch conditions?

“Couldn’t stay on topic” seems to imply they were off their faces, where it could have been just wanting to talk about other things than the elephant in the room.
From my recollection the tranchers at least seemed comfortable or happy with the visit at the time.
Wasn’t this also part of the pitbull pup arc?


Other stuff. Negligent discharge from the bathroom almost shooting Penny in the fucking head. Nice work Bonnie!

And was Rosa the person who it was claimed there was a “shoot on sight” order about?

Incredible to be getting fresh deets at this stage of the game, thanks for finding that Temperance.
 
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T.E.R.F said:
There are lots of us here lol. God knows we can barely talk about the trans menace elsewhere. I was referred to the farms because /r/gender critical was talking about Yaniv.

Skimmed through shit-eater Jen’s interview. Loled at the fact that even him, Kevin, and Penny were disgusted at the living conditions of Kindness and Bonnie with the hoards of rats running around 🤢
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Every feminist I knew in college that wasn’t a prick is now labeled a terf. The ones that said what they said for brownie points are “Allies.”
 
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AltisticRight said:
Listening to the episode featured, doesn't sound bad. But, I'm pretty sure an animal welfare check isn't swatting, regardless where it came from.
Good to know even troons can't stand each other.
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Anything that doesn't enable them or their lies in any sort of way is "Swatting" or something against them.
 
Wtf, why are there multiple rape accusations being thrown around all of a sudden???
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Who knew that putting a bunch of people with personality disorders together would result in rape accusations flying left and right :story:
 
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