Oh, cry me a river Jackoff. It's not like you worked your fatass off and you can just lie down again.
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a bottle of ranch dressing is the missing ingredient
It all makes sense now. Hes there to get the necessary PT after a major health episode so he can attempt to stand or even walk, albeit like a cripple. Most people would take this time to get their shit together and go back to a somewhat normal life. Especially if you were sent to an old folks home for therapy, if youre much younger than the rest then you are really deadset on just using the shit out of their therapy services and gym so you can get out of that place. Jack seemingly just goes on an endless bitch fest about everything and cant even put 2 and 2 together that if he makes an effort he can get out of the hell he put himself in. He just looks up at God and assumes hell fix everything completely lost on the idea on how fucking lucky he is to survive such an onslaught of cardiovascular episodes and should take that as a hint to improve his life.
Evangelical trash like Jack better hope there's no hell because they'll be burning in it if it exists
He'll get out, they'll eventually realize he's not participating in, or not responding well to therapy. At a point, insurance will stop footing much of the bill, and Jack will bail as the cheapscape he is. I'm not sure what will be funnier though, him filming cooking with jack in a wheelchair, operating it one armed and only able to turn right, spinning in circles while constantly crashing into shit, head just floating above the kitchen island. Or, Jack with a slow electric scooter, in the same scenario, when he tries to turn around and gets stuck, Austin Powers style. Calling for Tammy to rescue him.
God's constantly smiting Jack, not looking out for him. He can't walk and has lost the use of his legs and half of his body, including his dominant arm. His brain is atrophying and he's steadily becoming a stupider, less mentally capable person stuck in a useless body. He's no longer capable of doing his dumb videos, which aside from eating is the only thing he cherishes.
Seething in hell but not complaining? Sure thing Jack. The fire alarm I kinda understand but 6am waking up is more in the standard <5min procedure category, where you just return to sleep immediately after it is done. For my very limited hospital stays, when they woke me up for something like checking fever or giving medicine, I was so tired I usually fell asleep pretty quickly after, and nothing to really complain about. And usually 6am is something when normal human beings wake up to get to work, but that's alien concept for Jack.
Wheelchair saga confirmed?
Rolling with Jack
Thats my favorite part, yea the fire alarm is annoying but nothing is truly worse than just having a baby and the nurses coming in every 2 hours overnight to do whatever they have to do to you or tiny human.
Nakey Jack is nakey because he can't pull on a tee shirt with one barely functioning arm left and he can't walk over to fetch one. He's really in a hell of his own making.
Best time for a sports drink is when you're hung over.
Chances are he still does. It's just too low key for Jagoff's mushbrain to figure out.
This faggot saying we need to see more respect when he's the least respectful person when it comes to dealing with anybody put in a "lower" position than him like servers or nurses.
Just about anybody is skinny next to Jagoff.
I don't think Jagoff's dick has worked since Jagoff Jr was born. Why do you think Hammy gets it from Jim Traynor?
These diets are very hard on your body. It's why you're not supposed to be on them for extended periods of time. And if you are you should be seeing the doctor or monitoring things like your blood pressure during it.
Keto Diet Doubles the Risk of Heart Attack, Stroke: Study
Keto diets can more than double the risk of serious heart problems, a new study shows.www.webmd.com
LOL
"liberal lies" Jack would say, so
Also LMAO.
Keto diets could increase risk of heart attack and stroke, says new study
A new heart-health study suggests that a “keto-like” low-carb diet could significantly raise the risk of heart attacks, strokes and other cardiovascular events.www.foxnews.com
Jagoff's boomer level understanding of tech never fails to make me giggle. It's no wonder he chose Apple.
I've been saying this for years. If hell and God are real then these Evangelicals are heading straight for hell because they're the least "Christian" people I ever met. Yet they think they're the most pious.
This is cool but if I ever have to resort to sticking an IV in my arm just for a hangover, it's time to make a whole lot of different life choices.
Scootin' with Scalafani?
