Teetotaler on camera, but that Jack Daniels burger video looked a bit suspicious. There's nothing wrong with cooking with booze, but that's an awful lot of whiskey being sloshed around on that video, and who buys a whole new bottle for purely cooking purposes if the old one still has 1/5th left?
Likely story, I know this is your secret account Jack........
damn i didnt know jack scalfani was black this entire time
He'll get all bitchy and say they're being stupid because he obviously didn't eat it. Then somebody needs to ask if he ate the banana and drank the juice?
Faggot has been eating out for how many years and doesn't understand how reservations work?
He CLAIMS to be a teetotaler when Hammy is around. But there's evidence that he sneaks shots from his bottles that he buys.
Nah he just likes the BBC.
This is the same guy who also thought that reserving something hours in advance for a pick up order would mean that it’s guaranteed that the staff would make sure it’s made right away and not deal with more immediate orders first. Especially on a grand opening
Never mind the pure infantile retardation of making reservations for a fucking cookie.
Seat me now! Don't make me tardface at you harder!
As if. He doesn't embrace his fatness that he has to make lies about his stroke and all those "leaning keto" excuses. He's fully ashamed of his own weight and he knows it.
lol, what the fuck? Reservations existed before the internet, people just used the damn phone. And he's been there plenty of times before, there's no reason he didn't make a reservation himself no matter how busy they may or may not be.
Overworked/underpaid millennials trying to save Jack's life - man who hasn't worked in over a decade bitches endlessly about everything they do.
If we're to believe his linkedin page, which he actually does update with the same sort of fat on the go fast food trash he posts on twitter and FB, he hasn't had a real job since he was an "Executive assistant" for a CFO in 2000.
You are targeted by the Wendigo. If you consume them all, it will be your undoing.
The Gatorade always kills me when I see fat people buying it. Poor bastards deluded into thinking its healthy, and drink it instead of just water or some shit.
Its got 36 grams of sugar in a 20oz bottle. While it's okay to have one while doing something physical (I bring them sometimes on a hike) you're much better off with water. It's really not good for you at all, even pro athletes usually drink water with some lemon in it instead of Gatorade during games.
