Most US carriers only finance out for two years. The phone is likely paid off and out of warranty, not that it would be honored cause his dumbass admitted he went swimming with it. Even if he paid for some sort of post warranty insurance they'll still make him fork over money to cover a new one.
That also means his previous phone only lasted a year (tops) before that one. Meanwhile my current phone is 5 years old and it's doing great. Either Pat is one of those retards who thinks you need to get a new phone every year or he destroyed his previous one too.
I'm willing to believe it's both. And I'll laugh my ass off if Fatrick suddenly goes on about a Flip4. Better, if he ends up with an iPhone because Samsung slights him for reminding him the damage he did to it was of his own doing and admittance.
Ric having a narcissistic injury inflicted by a corporation would be very on brand for him.
It's funny how so many cows on this site don't get that they're entertainment. Pat Tomlinson dying means robbing the world of the relevance of the word "niggeroni".
not sure why this point is so difficult for cows and media to understand. we like to laugh at cows, and once they die the milk stops. so really the last thing anyone who enjoys the farms would ever want is for a cow to die. there are extreme alogs out there who would want a cow dead, but those are the exception, not the rule.It's funny how so many cows on this site don't get that they're entertainment. Pat Tomlinson dying means robbing the world of the relevance of the word "niggeroni".
Which would be a dark day indeed. Stay healthy, Pat. Or, eh, alive, at least.
they're talking about patrick now, someone tell them he's not married and his wife is now a lesbian and he's never seen his kid since.
We should not, and let Patrick waste even more of Quasi's money.
It's funny how so many cows on this site don't get that they're entertainment. Pat Tomlinson dying means robbing the world of the relevance of the word "niggeroni".
Which would be a dark day indeed. Stay healthy, Pat. Or, eh, alive, at least.
If Pat dies, Pat no longer suffers. And I genuinely want Pat to suffer for being such an awful person.It's funny how so many cows on this site don't get that they're entertainment. Pat Tomlinson dying means robbing the world of the relevance of the word "niggeroni".
Which would be a dark day indeed. Stay healthy, Pat. Or, eh, alive, at least.
He's so addicted to Twitter he probably wanted to be tweeting while swimming.
If you believe in Hell, Patrick will suffer there for eternity. Because he has enough fat on his person to keep Hell's fires burning for that long.
Remember, retarded bullshit the fake news says doesn't even have to make sense. It's directed at literal morons.
Tickets are very cheap.
Didn't Michelle Obama tell people to not be fat and eat their vegetables?
