💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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I just always assumed this was the AI figuring out Andy's code word for cocaine was beejams. As in, "Whoa Asston! Bout to hit a fat line of that beejams!"
Actually, the AI misinterpreted “Boxed Wine” as “BEEJAMS” - Boxed Wine of course being Andy’s code word for cocaine, said repeatedly to lie to Kino Casino’s audience.

The AI struggled to interpret Andy, due to his intense stuttering and drunken mumbling - not mention Asston’s fat-voiced shrieking as he constantly ran a triangle screaming “RETARD ALERT” for the thousanth time, his enormous pendulous bitch-tits bouncing off his disgusting swollen gut.
 
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Did someone buy this domain just so they could redirect it to this picture?

I am not sure how to feel about it. Sometimes, the line between genius and lunacy can be blurry.
 
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We don't deserve such level of basedness.
I kneel paypig senpai!
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The holy combination of being super drunk and mad at some guy on the internet. I imagine the starfish stream is still somewhere. He kinda gave up on the whole preacher shtick a good year or so ago, even before that he got kicked out of his church.
From what I understand, PPP was kicked out his church for said starfish stream. As well as likely being the catalyst for become estranged from his conservative family.

Ashton then falsely blamed all this on Ethan Ralph, claiming Ralph harassed his church to get Ashton kicked out. This was, of course, a lie - Ashton was simply fabricating a story to get e-fame and e-clout. A story, by the way, which I believed at the time.

Ashton has to get credit at least for being a reasonably intelligent guy. He knows how to lie very effectively, he knows how to play people to get ahead, and he knows how to use his actual religious training as a tool to achieve incredibly minor e-celebrity and milk gullible whales.

I don't think the modern Kino Casino crowd knows this lore. I would argue Asston hasn't fully dropped the preacher schtick - how many times has he gone on rants about AF and how they profane the word of God?

In a Kino Cathedral stream awhile ago, he was asked if he'd do preaching streams again. He responded "I may preach on the Bible again once I feel more right about myself". Ashton knows how to play Christians and tell them what they want to hear, fooling them into thinking he's actually devout.


TLDR: Ashton is a fake Christian who uses his religious upbringing to milk shekels out of actual Christians looking for a voice of reason in far-right circles. He then spends this money shoving wheelbarrows full of Potato Chips down his Hog-Gullet, gambling, and buying thousands of dollars of High Heels for Satan-Worshipping aging e-thots he's never met in real life.

Definitely better than Ralph and Fuentes! Listen to his critiques and cough up those NEETBux, Kino Casino PayPigs! He's the morbidly obese, chronically lying, closeted homosexual leader you need!

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Socks like every week coming in being like "What? PPP is a hypocrite who doesn't practice what he preaches!? Where's this coming from!?" is like if people came into the Ralph thread every week like "What? Why does Ralph have a thread? What has he ever done? What do you mean he's an alcoholic?"

And people who don't even know Andy's shit either, and are like "What, he's just some cool fun guy! What has he ever done that's cowish?" Such ignorance of the lore. May as well be like "What? Chris Chan is a cow?"
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Socks like every week coming in being like "What? PPP is a hypocrite who doesn't practice what he preaches!? Where's this coming from!?" is like if people came into the Ralph thread every week like "What? Why does Ralph have a thread? What has he ever done? What do you mean he's an alcoholic?"

And people who don't even know Andy's shit either, and are like "What, he's just some cool fun guy! What has he ever done that's cowish?" Such ignorance of the lore. May as well be like "What? Chris Chan is a cow?"
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I rarely notice socks in the Ralph threads, just KF regulars gossiping about Ralph.

However, in the Kino Casino, PPP, Godwinson threads - as well as the Kinochet, Chudbuds, and Council of Evil threads - there are always socks a few days old all saying the same narrative together. Usually when something of note happens.

It really makes you think, gets the almonds activated, gets the noggin joggin.

They're all gay
 
Episode 22: Shut It Down!

Consolidating Episodes 31 and 32 - right before and after the Salt Papi fight.
Feat. Andy Bloatski showing off his burnt nips. Also Andy Copeski, fresh off his 3 week bender after the feltening by Salt Papi. "Nonono, me getting felted by Salt Papi in 24 seconds was a GOOD thing, here's why! This is NOT a cope, chat!!!"
Also LMAO @ PPP losing the tard bell and having to use a kitchen pot as a substitute.
 
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