💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aunt Carol]

Jack that's literally the most standard fucking breakfast you could receive.

I wouldn't be surprised if the same Sysco truck backs up to the nursing home and then goes on to Jack's favorite local restaurants.

The difference between a diner and a SNF is that they're cooking a lot of meals at one time, not to order, and that and there are probably only a couple of entree options per meal to choose from.

(These meals are part of a doctor-ordered diet, so a lot of the effort isn't visible on the residents' side. For an entree like eggs, biscuits and gravy, they're not only cooking Regular biscuits and gravy, but also likely a "Heart-Healthy" biscuits and low-fat gravy with egg whites on the side. And then you have the people who need puree Regular vs puree Cardiac, and the handful of people on a Renal diet, and whatever they're doing for diabetics--although we might be looking at it. Jack could have spent his meal's worth of ~carb choices~ on the two biscuit halves and the orange juice.)

On the bright side, they gave him lettuce and whole cherry tomatoes in his hissy-fit salad, which means Jack is probably on a regular, unmodified consistency diet.. The Wendigo saved his swallow.

 

[A Wilhelm Scream]

Jack needs 13+ acres for all the grills and smokers he plans to buy.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Thoughts and prayers?

 

[Simon]

Thoughts and prayers?

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Whoever said he would lose both arms this last stroke was right on the money. He's essentially just a torso, now.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Thoughts and prayers?

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Left side of Jack's body is already bracing itself for Hell.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Thoughts and prayers?

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In the 1895 book "The Time Machine" Wells predicted that the ultimate evolution of humanity would be a hopping creature that is just a ravenous stomach with not higher thoughts than eating everything it can find. Glad to see Jack taking the first steps in the Victorian idea of human evolution.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This is why he was all about those tower gardens and he was looking for a place that had water running through it. Seriously these idiots are acting like the end of the world is right around the corner.

Well yeah, there is a democrat in the white house so hypocritical evangelical assholes are talking like the US is 30 minutes away from complete collapse

 

[atoi]

In light of the latest Jack Attack robbing me of quality cooking content, I have found Honest Tries’ videos fantastic. Similar in style to the Should I Series, but seemingly with minimal knowledge of Jack’s lore- adding to the wholesome feel of these videos.

Today’s video featured a recreation of the Perfectley Cooked Awesome Asian BURGER, with confusion regarding what caused the gimp arm (…salmonella??)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f27J03VFR-w

watched this guy once and i tuned out as soon as he mentioned that he painted his gas stove yellow. maybe im wrong but i dont think even jack would do something that retarded. this dude is over here inhaling paint fumes while clickbaiting jack's shitty recipes. as more and more of these reaction channels keep popping up to go after jack you're gonna see the same thing that happens in gorl world -- the bar is set so fucking low yet somehow through the magic of the internet, you get even dumber tards coming through to powerlevel on the one-armed circus freak.

but seemingly with minimal knowledge of Jack’s lore

bullshit. this guy has made 5 videos in total: 4 jack and 1 kay's cooking. he knows what he's doing hes just playing dumb to appease the normies.

tl;dr this guy is a buttplug bring back shoud i series

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Has anyone considered the possibility that, because God has kept him alive for so long despite all buttery odds stacked against him, Jack actually has a major role in Armageddon as the Horseman of Plague?

 

[atoi]

Has anyone considered the possibility that, because God has kept him alive for so long despite all buttery odds stacked against him, Jack actually has a major role in Armageddon as the Horseman of Plague?

i thought everyone in here knew that when we die and go to hell that jack is the head chef at the cafeteria

 

[densedance]

Whoever said he would lose both arms this last stroke was right on the money. He's essentially just a torso, now.

Fat fuck is going to turn into a Chicken Nugget.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Has anyone considered the possibility that, because God has kept him alive for so long despite all buttery odds stacked against him, Jack actually has a major role in Armageddon as the Horseman of Plague?

Why not Famine?

 

[AnOminous]

Thoughts and prayers?

Obviously I hope he continues ramming raw grease down his throat like he's doing even in a nursing home. What a stupid bastard. No wake-up call at all, this fat fuck just wants to keep on gorging until he dies.

i thought everyone in here knew that when we die and go to hell that jack is the head chef at the cafeteria

That is a compelling argument to do whatever you can to avoid Hell more than any Hellfire speech I ever heard from a preacher. Even Jonathan Edwards couldn't top that.

Well yeah, there is a democrat in the white house so hypocritical evangelical assholes are talking like the US is 30 minutes away from complete collapse

I hate to sympathize with the opposite side but I seem to remember absolute bullshit like this since I was an itty bitty little child like when everyone was insisting that we were immediately going to have a nuclear war when Ronald Reagan was elected.

The Paranoid Style in American Politics is a real thing.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

They're buying the 13 acres so Tammy can finally put Jack out to pasture.

Maybe? It is also bizarre they would be moving further out from a good hospital. He needs to be closer to medical care not further from it. I live in a rural area popular with retirees for the first half of retirement. Then many are forced to sell and move closer to civilization because a 45 minute ambulance ride to the hospital isn't one they can risk taking anymore.

 

[roo farmer]

I'm glad I don't live anywhere near Jack. I don't think I could restrain myself from sneaking an upside down pineapple into his house if I did. I get that many perfectly innocent things can appear naughty - dog toy or dildo wouldn't be a fun game otherwise. When is a ceiling mirror used for anything other than weird sex stuff? With all the cheap photography equipment and a microphone sitting on a Cheeze-Its box would anyone really believe that a professional cooking show was being shot in a kitchen devoid of quality cooking gear?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Thoughts and prayers?

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I refuse to believe he can feel anything in his right hand. The way it flops around is the exact same way your arm flops around if you roll over on it in the middle of the night and then suddenly wake up a few minutes later because your arm feels like it's missing. That awkward moment of trying to physically move your completely numb limb with your other arm is the same way Jack moves the claw around, except in Jack's case it doesn't come back after 30 seconds of not laying like a retard.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Maybe? It is also bizarre they would be moving further out from a good hospital. He needs to be closer to medical care not further from it. I live in a rural area popular with retirees for the first half of retirement. Then many are forced to sell and move closer to civilization because a 45 minute ambulance ride to the hospital isn't one they can risk taking anymore.

She can't sign the DNR for Jack, but she can move him way out into the sticks.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Off topic but apparently that study on erythritol wasnt well-designed, and didnt control for dietary erythritol (erythritol is apparently synthesized by the human body). Does what I'm saying mean that his strokes actually have fuck-all to do with his artificial sweeteners? Potentially.

EDIT: I know he's just coping. I'm just trying to dogpile him even harder.

You just hit the nail on the head for most of these studies.

I remember years ago there was one that said red wine was great for your health and you should drink a glass every day. The idea being that compounds in the red wine are good for your heart. The study looked at people who regularly drink red wine and those that regularly drank beer. But what they didn't look for was the socio-economic side of it and the people who drank wine tended to be more educated, more financially mobile and the type to go to the gym regularly. In other words it's not the wine that helped. It's the fact these people exercised and tended to eat whole foods and not rely on takeout / delivery / convenience foods too often. That's the takeaway from this.

The people who use monkfruit with erythritol tend to be people who already have health complications which is why they're on this. The damage to their systems has already been done. Now does that mean it's safe? No of course not. Unless you're diabetic or pre-diabetic you shouldn't be eating sugar or large amounts of carbs. And switching to some artificial sweetener is just putting a bandage on it. It's not good for you. And sure it might help with your diabetes but typically diabetics die 10 years earlier than their non-diabetic compatriots.

So how much of this study is due to the effects of erythritol on the body and how much is due to these people who have already fucked up their bodies?

Why not Famine?

Makes sense. Famine eats all the food before you can get to it.

I hate to sympathize with the opposite side but I seem to remember absolute bullshit like this since I was an itty bitty little child like when everyone was insisting that we were immediately going to have a nuclear war when Ronald Reagan was elected.

The Paranoid Style in American Politics is a real thing.

And it's been around for the longest time this isn't anything new. The only "new" part is we're on social media so your ideas can reach halfway around the world in an instant.

Maybe? It is also bizarre they would be moving further out from a good hospital. He needs to be closer to medical care not further from it. I live in a rural area popular with retirees for the first half of retirement. Then many are forced to sell and move closer to civilization because a 45 minute ambulance ride to the hospital isn't one they can risk taking anymore.

But he's counting on God to heal him if he gets sick out there because they'll be living a proper biblical life or something like that.

And if Jesus ever does come back he's going after false Christians like Jagoff first.

I refuse to believe he can feel anything in his right hand. The way it flops around is the exact same way your arm flops around if you roll over on it in the middle of the night and then suddenly wake up a few minutes later because your arm feels like it's missing. That awkward moment of trying to physically move your completely numb limb with your other arm is the same way Jack moves the claw around, except in Jack's case it doesn't come back after 30 seconds of not laying like a retard.

He's just playing around right now trying to show that he's still capable of doing stuff.

Don't read too much into it. He's trying to play to his audience.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Thoughts and prayers?

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Maybe his wires were crossed enough to make him properly cook his food.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

You just hit the nail on the head for most of these studies.

I remember years ago there was one that said red wine was great for your health and you should drink a glass every day. The idea being that compounds in the red wine are good for your heart. The study looked at people who regularly drink red wine and those that regularly drank beer. But what they didn't look for was the socio-economic side of it and the people who drank wine tended to be more educated, more financially mobile and the type to go to the gym regularly. In other words it's not the wine that helped. It's the fact these people exercised and tended to eat whole foods and not rely on takeout / delivery / convenience foods too often. That's the takeaway from this.

The people who use monkfruit with erythritol tend to be people who already have health complications which is why they're on this. The damage to their systems has already been done. Now does that mean it's safe? No of course not. Unless you're diabetic or pre-diabetic you shouldn't be eating sugar or large amounts of carbs. And switching to some artificial sweetener is just putting a bandage on it. It's not good for you. And sure it might help with your diabetes but typically diabetics die 10 years earlier than their non-diabetic compatriots.

So how much of this study is due to the effects of erythritol on the body and how much is due to these people who have already fucked up their bodies?

I agree with you in general, and that epidemiology is more often than not bullshit, and that, yes, people with health conditions are more likely to use artificial sweeteners. But supposedly the fatal flaw with this study had nothing to do with that. Instead, we have a case of the media misinterpreting a study and jumping to wild conclusions.

Spoiler: sperg

According to Layne Norton what happened is that they took a bunch of people whose health was already fucked up and it turns out that the more erythritol there is in them, the more likely they are to die of a heart attack. Now, you could interpret that to mean more erythritol in blood caused the heart attacks.

But he also says more erythritol is synthesized by people with fucked up health. Thus, it's a case of reversed causality when you interpret it like that. The (more) fucked up health leads to more erythritol in the blood and and ALSO heart attacks.

He also goes into detail about other aspects of the study