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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Humbert Humbert said:
How they can stand to be in the house of amhole stench and cat piss, I don’t know.
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People who clean corpses use copious amounts of Vick's slathered on their noses to block smells. But don't underestimate the human ability to desensitize smells either
 
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Cuckoman said:
The IRS thing is just a play for twitter clout. who is the good tranny and who is the bad tranny.
IRS is just a collections agency just like all the others. They will collect where there is money to collect and they will write things off where there is not.
They will collect where the cost of collecting is less than the amount of collected. It is really that simple.

IRS will take a quick look at Kevin and see that he is indefinitely broke and his soiled transformers collection is worth almost nothing. they will quickly decide there is no point spending tens of thousands in legal proceedings to MAYBE collect a hundred dollars or two.
So they will just write it off. It is not worth proceeding.
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I'm sure you're right. Still seems like a dumb strategy to me - I'd almost wonder if Penny would have enough cunning to try accusing Bonnie of embezzlement. Showing all the financial mismanagement when one was the CFO, and theoretically in charge of the finances seems like something that could be exploited and used against Bonnie in a variety of ways - even if the IRS wouldn't pursue him. Especially if Bonnie is trying to play tough guy now.

It won't happen, but it would be funny to see the tranch crowd funding to sue Bonnie for evicting them from the wasteland after "stealing" all the money from the nonprofit. They always love to pass blame after all.
 
Speculants beware, if you want to lower property prices in a neighborhood you want to buy up, just rent a house to troons.
They will strip the land of the top soil and leave a barren wasteland filled with garbage in just 2 years.
The amhole consumes all life.
 
Humbert Humbert said:
🚨 NEW SQUATTER ALERT 🚨
Apparently according to Bonnie there’s a NEW party of squatters on the tranch. Penny claims to not be involved. How they can stand to be in the house of amhole stench and cat piss, I don’t know.
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Post I missed yesterday in which Bonnie references us. [A]
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Who were these squatters? Sovereign citizens? Opportunistic transphobes? The alpaca uprising?
The answer may (or may not at all) shock you!
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>There's squatters on my property
>Hmm I wonder what their POLITICAL ALIGNMENT AND MOTIVATION ARE

Trump really broke everyone's brain.
 
Cuckoman said:
The IRS thing is just a play for twitter clout. who is the good tranny and who is the bad tranny.
IRS is just a collections agency just like all the others. They will collect where there is money to collect and they will write things off where there is not.
They will collect where the cost of collecting is less than the amount of collected. It is really that simple.

IRS will take a quick look at Kevin and see that he is indefinitely broke and his soiled transformers collection is worth almost nothing. they will quickly decide there is no point spending tens of thousands in legal proceedings to MAYBE collect a hundred dollars or two.
So they will just write it off. It is not worth proceeding.
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If they are fucking around with a 503(c) non-profit, the IRS will ensure they find out. That carries potential fraud penalties, and the troons might find themselves in federal "pound me in the ass" prison.
 
I don't understand, they're now openly calling the System Pigs on TURAZ (Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Autonomous Zone)?
 
AirdropShitposts said:
Kinda sucks to see that our anarchocommunist commune "owner" seems to be suggesting they will be using the capitalist legal system for further oppressing the queer ladies who had to flee the violence against them.
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This sort of reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Bobby finds that hippie commune and enjoys going to them because they offer him seemingly endless free food, but then the hippies coerce Bobby into "sharing back". The episode was an interesting lesson about human nature. I feel like it relates to this situation somewhat because every young adult eventually has an awakening moment after dealing with freeloaders or shitty people and realizing their parents were right, and that this is why society is run the way it is. Because there's a system of accountability to deal with certain things like this. Too bad for Paul I feel like he's at a stage in his life where it's too late to learn from this experience and it will fall on deaf ears.
 
Humbert Humbert said:
🚨 NEW SQUATTER ALERT 🚨
Apparently according to Bonnie there’s a NEW party of squatters on the tranch. Penny claims to not be involved. How they can stand to be in the house of amhole stench and cat piss, I don’t know.
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Post I missed yesterday in which Bonnie references us. [A]
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Mod Edit:
Who were these squatters? Sovereign citizens? Opportunistic transphobes? The alpaca uprising?
The answer may (or may not at all) shock you!
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"You guys, there are squatters in our house, and we don't even know if they vote Democrat."
 
Ghostse said:
If they are fucking around with a 503(c) non-profit, the IRS will ensure they find out. That carries potential fraud penalties, and the troons might find themselves in federal "pound me in the ass" prison.
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Bonnie may catch the larger charge too given he was the fucking CFO (lmao).
Luckily Penny's name is attached to the gofundme, so he should cop some charges too. Maybe. Hopefully.

First rule if you are complicit in a crime, keep your mouth shut! God he is so dumb, you just love to see it.
 
AnOminous said:
It would probably be easy to fake an absence seizure with a little willpower. Going full tonic-clonic though? If so I give the bitch some credit for effort. Also I'd think an epilepsy monitoring unit would actually have monitoring equipment to detect faking either kind. You're either having a seizure or not so if the machines say you are, it's probably true.
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I doubt doctors would share that sort of information in public anyway, so a real diagnosis is moot in this case.
 
Humbert Humbert said:
I love how the tranch and his days of living there are over, yet he carries on acting like everything involving it is a military operation.

Honestly, it really is. The entire KGIU is a one big soap opera reality television thing. I will never forget Bonnie running away with Alyssa that fateful night in September of 2021.

I hate you, I read that like a cheerleader chant and now it’s gonna be stuck in my head all day.
Reminds me of this old meme
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Me reading it as “Tran New York Washington Colorado”

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FinnSven said:
Unfortunately it’s just the result of when some idealistic fools try to make a mutually supportive self sustaining commune, and find that most people attracted to such things are selfish lazy freeloaders.

This might not be a popular opinion but I think that Kevvie was the main culprit.
In the managing to and manipulating everything to be about him and his comfort.

Once that kind of thinking has set in and a dumb but forceful and threatening creature like Penny has been brought on side, then the rot spreads literally through the people and the property.
“Anarchism is about collective responsibility, but as we have a responsibility to the weakest members, the weakest members deserve the most support”.

The other problem is that most people attracted to such a way of living are people who hate their parents so refuse to tell anyone or be told to clean up.

Even better adjusted people need a structure or at least a person to take charge to keep things together and when the closest to that is a semi functional military larper who is only interested in keeping a useless childish run of shit happy then it is just going to fall apart.

That and it was pretty clear there was substance abuse going on, Kevvie’s weed, Penny getting through Bushmills regularly.

Even if Penny was not actually a full blown alcoholic, he clearly has mental disorders and regular strong alcohol makes these things worse.

Unfortunately for Bonnie Wee Paul, it’s difficult to the point of impossible to recoup losses from such tenants when this happens and the fact that there is evidence that he was aware and involved initially really doesn’t help his case.

His only recourse now would be to try and destroy the reputation of the Terrible Trio in the online trans community.

As long as Penny’s parents are safely out of the way, I do hope that a drunken Bonnie wee Paul shows up to confront them, and it results in a bizarre shootout between drunk and high men in dresses.
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"Anarchism" aks I want others as powerless as me.
 
Cuckoman said:
The IRS thing is just a play for twitter clout. who is the good tranny and who is the bad tranny.
IRS is just a collections agency just like all the others. They will collect where there is money to collect and they will write things off where there is not.
They will collect where the cost of collecting is less than the amount of collected. It is really that simple.

IRS will take a quick look at Kevin and see that he is indefinitely broke and his soiled transformers collection is worth almost nothing. they will quickly decide there is no point spending tens of thousands in legal proceedings to MAYBE collect a hundred dollars or two.
So they will just write it off. It is not worth proceeding.
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In the hugely unlikely event Kevvie decides to behave like a human. (Maybe a Terf, concerned parent of a gender confused child or Earl will throw a brick at him which ends up unseating whatever the fuck is jammed in his brain)
By "like a human" I mean he attempts to work and support himself, taking responsibility for his lifestyle and choices.

What repercussions would such a history have for him?

Would he be unable to get credit? Would he be banned from certain jobs? I.E. Financial institutions, jobs requiring a clean criminal record, jobs involving providing credit to a third party?
 
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