The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Berrakh]

It never ends

 

[Dean Pentel]

You know, I would never advocate for violence (I'm a good boy). But if there's a group or few of people where I feel violence is necessary and justified; it's squatters. If these fucking wannabe commandos want to work out some of their stress and bloodlust, here's the perfect opportunity... in Minecraft of course.

I am not a good boy so I fully advocate for these fucking goofballs to go for this. Watching two groups with no training or experience defending a structure/clearing a structure would be hilarious.

 

[Peru oso donas]

Shiteater Jen fires back at Bonnie!
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Accusing Bonnie of being abusive, neglectful, and an alcoholic. Also that he "tried to sexually assault a 19 year old" and was cruel to the FTMs.

Just the other day i was thinking about one of the podcasts that ass kissed the tranch mentioned on Reddit that Bonner was a pred, and now Dung Eater brings it up again! (Even if his words smell just as bad as his mouth) i guess the apple didn't fall too far from the tree when we consider what Bonner's father did.

 

[Bob_]

What I love is hard core "Girl" trannylord Boner goes from prison abolition gay "all property is theft" anarchist liberal to law & order conservative tranny-oppressing landlord within like 8 months of getting some pussy.


Sounds more like a college term for slathering frosting on your dick before getting a beej. (shit was so cash)

Mate pussy has zero to do with Bonnie's about face, and everything to do with it being his financial ass on the line. Funny how that happens.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Methinks the gap between the total disaster area were seeing now and the typical state of the place during previous normal operation is not as great as we are being asked to believe.

There’s some obvious gross squatter shit but I doubt Penny et al. left it pristine when they moved out. It’s not like it was totally scrubbed and perfect and then suddenly trashed. I think the squatters had a head start.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

The republic of Squanch?

 

[Jump]

I don't think there where squaters. There is stuff legit squatters would have taken. Stuff that could be scrapped. The wiring isn't ripped out of the walls etc..
A random pack of vandals would have punched holes in the walls. spray pained shit, busted out the house windows.
This just looks like the trachers did a midnight move and left behind all their trash and what they couldn't fit in their cars.
That big trash pile outside didn't just appear. They have been just tossing their trash outside the whole time they have lived there.

The house has had time to hard freeze. All the plumbing is going to be fucked.

 

[AnOminous]

With money raised I would have asked to have my investment in this property paid so I am free and clear of it but apparently you are so fucking dumb you let other trannies take advantage of you. The Jews really fucked you in the dirt with all that debt.

A landlord is an anarchist tranny who has been completely effed in the A by other anarchist trannies after trusting them with his land.

 

[Meat Target]

Dovetailing with what @William Tyndale said: it horrifies me to think that believers in the Right Side of History demand that we who are well-adjusted and competent must relinquish control of our civilization to indolent, backbiting slobs like these, in the name of Muh Equity.

If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a crossdresser stomping on an alpaca burial ground - forever.

 

[AnOminous]

I am not a good boy so I fully advocate for these fucking goofballs to go for this. Watching two groups with no training or experience defending a structure/clearing a structure would be hilarious.

Not in Minecraft either. In Colorado, where I can laugh at it.

A random pack of vandals would have punched holes in the walls. spray pained shit, busted out the house windows.

It's not a RANDOM pack of vandals. They didn't just smash up random shit, they specifically smashed up Boner's car and vandalized it after smashing the windshield, then spraypainted LMAO on a wall. These people particularly hated Boner.

I think the squatters had a head start.

They had a limited choice of what they could do to render this vile shithole even worse, short of just flat out burning it down.

 

[retard strength]

And to think, some assumed the Tranch Season Finale was over and done with.

Spoiler

the life of a single alpaca is worth more than the life of every single tranny remotely involved with the Tranch combined

 

[Hokuriku]

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I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes straight at the copy of Adam Sandler’s “Click” just sitting in the corner and I don’t know why.

Hey now, that's a Certified Popcorn Classic!

 

[Nigger Caviar]

Alpachau blues, those poor troons
Alpachau blues, those poor troons
Alpachau blues, Alpachau blues, those poor troons
Still crying 'bout the freezing back in twenty two
One gay man, six million troons
Down in Alpachau blues, down in Alpachau blues

 

[stupid frog]

Thanks much. I knew bits and pieces of this and it's helpful to see it all put together and have a face to put to the name.

His dad was also military or something, but J was too crazy to get in or fucked up and had to leave. It should be in OP somewhere. But not the main one, like one of the other posts it links to.

 

[Meat Target]

short of just flat out burning it down

What's worse for the surrounding environment: burning it down and making the amhole crotchrot airborne, or letting it sit and leach into the groundwater?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

This would be a lot funnier without the added animal cruelty. But troons always have to hurt something innocent on the way down.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Jesus christ, when I coined tranch davidians for these retards, it was supposed to be a fuckin joke

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

I don’t really follow the Kindness thread because she's just too haram for me, forgive my dumb questions. So she larps as being epileptic now, and is going to be admitted to the epilepsy monitoring unit? Is it actually possible to fake epilepsy in this way? (Maybe I'm a jerk for just assuming she doesn't have epilepsy, but... come on.)

She's faking them. Maybe because she's a BPD cunt who feels Paul starting to get fed up and is clinging tighter, or is mad because the Tranch and his mother dying of cancer means she doesn't get 100% of his attention right now, or she's boundary-testing him to see how much shit she can pull before she has to back off and go sweet until he forgets how bad things can get, then she can start the cycle over again. Maybe she's just crazy and stupid enough for PNES. BPD and munchies go hand in hand, they usually start faking when they want to avoid responsibility, my guess would be that Paul make some comment about her getting a job right before her health "spiraled".
If you would like to see how far a seizure faker can take the larp, and the extensive enabling of this bullshit that the medical profession will indulge in, @choccy milk has just done excellent work in timelining one: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/munch...ers-munchies-spoonies-etc.29936/post-15197490 The seizures ark starts in Post 4. Kindness is not a convincing seizure faker, she should read the Muchies thread for tips, since she's clearly lurking the farms.

This thread is my very favorite on the farms, it has everything: disgusting troons, failed communes, farming catastrophes. It was a real bummer when it seemed like the tranch was winding down, but I'm suddenly feeling quite optimistic that there's going to be another arc, what with the squatters, potential legal drama and other troon retards on Twitter turning on Bonnie. It's like one of those movies people make after a TV show is canceled before its time.

I want a long, drawn out civil legal battle between Paul and Penny, kept going with dueling legal fee go-fund-mes, both of which I will donate to. Dance for me, troons.

 

[Bob_]

What's worse for the surrounding environment: burning it down and making the amhole crotchrot airborne, or letting it sit and leach into the groundwater?

In Return of the Living Dead, things went to shit as soon as they started cremating the bodies.

Does that answer your question?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

We wuz tranchers n' sheet.

I can't wait for the building to be condemned.