Man, Cali Jack looks so young in comparison. You'd think the difference was closer to 30 years than 15.
And he didn't get one of those rehab gloves until it was well and truly over, instead of getting it when it would've been helpful, it was the final attempt to buy an easy way into a working hand. Also, "JESUS SAVED MY ARM!" with Jack doing that stupid gangsta lean as seen in your avatar to hoist up the Kandy Klaw for a photoshoot was the funniest thing.
He says it like a Frenchman. Les 'ashBROWnz.
He's trying to avoid the wordfilter so that nobody will know he's really talking about BIG BLACK DICK.
Good to see Jack eating healthy hahaha there is more cheese than lettuce
Cheese clot
At this point, does it matter? He's racking them up left and right like sport collectors do baseball cards.
Okay that is probably the most disgusting salad I have ever seen. Jack probably had to pick it out for himself because that amount of cheese is more than what you'd put in a god damn grilled cheese. That amount of dressing also is too much. Like at best, that salad could feed 2-3 people but we shouldn't kid ourselves with Jack
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Biscuits and gravy, that’s meat fat and carbs! What’s he got to complain about anyway?
I fuckin' called it. BItching and complaining about the staff as if they're hospitality staff and are just supposed to put up with his shit.
I doubt it, because he probably would have taken a picture of a small plate of fruit next to a bowl of oatmeal and compared it to being in a concentration camp. The other issue Fatty is going to have there, is receiving normal human sized portions of food, instead of his 3,500 calorie meals that he's used to. If challenged on that, he'd probably screech about how an appetizer, main course, sides, desert, and a soda at a strip mall restuarant adds up to that and thus they're trying to starve him to death.
I thought for a second the thumbnail looks pretty okay, I wonder where he stole it. Looks like it may be the actual food, though, but of course someone else made it. What a Jackhole. Jack deserves actual prison food from one of the shittier prisons where you get a bologna sandwich for breakfast with green meat and if you talk shit they smack you upside your stupid googly-eyed head a few times.
Hey Jack would love that since it's meat and he has no problem with a little bit of mold, remember that moldy ass brisket he put in his chili that he deserved to win until those evil church judges rigged the contest for anyone to vote
Jack bitches about the biscuits and gravy to a nurse and she goes back to the kitchen to tell a cook what Jack said, the cook is like: "Uh, but we don't even have gravy in the kitchen at all? What is he talking about?" Just then another cook walks by, zipping up his pants with a big smirk on his face.
