💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

Can...can this motherfucker see?? His eyes are rolling around and around. You have Luna Buna eyes, Jack.

He said he had trouble with his vision so there's a good chance that his eyes are in fact fucked up.

 

[AnOminous]

He said he had trouble with his vision so there's a good chance that his eyes are in fact fucked up.

He doesn't need to see to root around face first in bowls of slop like the filthy, gluttonous pig he is. I hope they're feeding the fat bastard the blandest shit they have and he's getting angy every meal.

 

[ZipDisk]

I think it's weird how AnOminous is essentially a prophet, when talking about the future decline of Jack, he said Jack would lose the other arm first, but hoped for dysphagia so Jack could no longer enjoy eating.

I wonder when they move jack, do they risk the chair, or do they roll him in a tarp with poles, like an animal?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I think it's weird how AnOminous is essentially a prophet, when talking about the future decline of Jack, he said Jack would lose the other arm first, but hoped for dysphagia so Jack could no longer enjoy eating.

I wonder when they move jack, do they risk the chair, or do they roll him in a tarp with poles, like an animal?

They put him in one of those contraptions that hoist him up, take the pressure off his legs and force him to walk. You just know they're going to keep him there and force him to do some physical therapy which he's going to bitch and moan about.

 

[ZipDisk]

The video I both want and don't want. Seeing him mad and unable to flounce off would be fun. Be even better if he had to wait in line to get put in the adult sized baby walker.

"Why are people ahead of me! They're so old. Tammy! Did they get my order?" (Tammy is not there)
A selfie stick is crudely duct taped to his torso.

 

[boxybum]

JACK SPEAKS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT OLD PEOPLE

Real quick update. .mp4

I bet most of those old people could still use their arms and maybe even a few of them could walk on their own two feet. He doesn't have any sort of self-reflection. Ate himself into four strokes end up in a nursing home only to complain that he doesn't belong there. Were you belong then Jack? He says he belongs at home but does he stop to think that perhaps Tammy is tired of looking after him and his gluttonous ways?

 

[VenomPlug]

Yes Jack, laugh the hospital food off. Something that's actually healthy, looking miserable yes but still better looking than your fucking slop from your dead YT channel.
What a fucking moron.

 

[p1138]

Yes Jack, laugh the hospital food off. Something that's actually healthy, looking miserable yes but still better looking than your fucking slop from your dead YT channel.
What a fucking moron.

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Looks better than anything Jack has made, and it's entirely likely a normal human being wouldn't get sick from it.

 

[Fatty2988]

Yes Jack, laugh the hospital food off. Something that's actually healthy, looking miserable yes but still better looking than your fucking slop from your dead YT channel.
What a fucking moron.

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Did he drop half of his dinner on his shirt or is that dandruff?

 

[ZipDisk]

Act like a baby, get fed like a baby.
What is the gross rectangle bottom left, chicken?

 

[biggacracka]

Yes Jack, laugh the hospital food off. Something that's actually healthy, looking miserable yes but still better looking than your fucking slop from your dead YT channel.
What a fucking moron.

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Innsmouth look coming in nicely

 

[charlesdickens]

Act like a baby, get fed like a baby.
What is the gross rectangle bottom left, chicken?

Probably turkey and gravy

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Did he drop half of his dinner on his shirt or is that dandruff?

I'm going with dandruff from his beard. He's probably only bathing/showering when forced to every 2-3 days. And that food doesn't look bad, and in a TCU/nursing home you generally can throw on whatever seasoning you want. What a little bitch. I guarantee that the nice African lady that has to serve him has left a loogie in those mashed potatoes.

 

[biggacracka]

Innsmouth look coming in nicely

Artist rendition

 

[Dave.]

Yes Jack, laugh the hospital food off. Something that's actually healthy, looking miserable yes but still better looking than your fucking slop from your dead YT channel.
What a fucking moron.

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Damn, he's looks like he's pushing 75. He looks horrendous.

 

[BigTsBull]

Jack sends back his apple sauce and demands a healthy salad



Jacks healthy salad ft. 1 cup of ranch dressing and 2 cups of shredded cheese.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes Jack, laugh the hospital food off. Something that's actually healthy, looking miserable yes but still better looking than your fucking slop from your dead YT channel.
What a fucking moron.

I knew the bitching about the food arc was going to begin soon.

Jacks healthy salad ft. 1 cup of ranch dressing and 2 cups of shredded cheese.

And probably a few squirts of "special sauce" for the fat asshole.

 

[ZipDisk]

Salad with shreddy cheese.

I wonder if the cook was like "eh, it's a strokeface, it'll eat whatever slop you put in front of it." with the first meal.

 

[Blasterisk]

 

[BentDuck]

I should have known, when I had half-jokingly linked that study about erythritol, that this would be the new boogeyman for Jack.

Every time I hear of an excuse for Jack's poor healthy, I can't help but think of Dwight's quote when he was blamed for almost killing Stanley on The Office.

Yeah, right. I filled him full of butter and sugar for 50 years and forced him not to exercise.