Better yet, some retard will text Fatrick, mocking the fact that he doesn't actually read for several messages and Fat will predictably answer each with "I do read stalker, unlike you, enjoy prison" and then somebody will post these texts in a series of screencaps and it'll get tonnes of winner stickers despite not being funny.
Some of us appreciate the endless texts to Pat. It's not about the content, it's about what the daily bombardment is doing to his blood pressure/sanity
His what?
I like them better when the long ones are under spoilers, but generally I am amused.
I appreciate the Lizard King (god rest his soul) and Wookieposting, but texting Pat and telling him he's a fat liar is like calling Chris's house to scream JULAAAAAY.
Wow, Patirck, sounds like you want the White West to steal award-winning native artists and creatives from Nigeria which clearly needs them considering they're ranked 131st in GDP per capita (PPP) and which is only a third of the global average. You just did a heckin' imperialisms, buddy.
What, they run out of black on black violence and need to borrow some from Detroit? Nah, they got this.
Oh yeah there's an artform to it, otherwise like you say it's just endless "Lol you're in debt fatty".
He also hasn't abandoned his children.
@FROG is a fucking faggot who supports other fat faggots that'd pimp their children out for clout. I strongly dislike that man but still recommend those that don't agree with me have the courtesy to give him a better compliment than stating he's a better writer than Patrick.
So...funny, you mean?
If the old owners were still around that would lock his account until he paid another $5k, Now with Elon in charge that's a few days in twitter jail.
His books are equally as bad.
If he had any he'd just pimp them out.
Fat Rick's coming awfully close to tweeting the magic words that opened the floodgates of torrential shit for Ralph. How did that tweet go again? It went something like "Everything's fair game."
once again proving that the only thing Fat is capable of conserving is his (substantial) weight and gravity for those orbiting him
Conservation of mass, it's the law, child.
The only thing more pathetic than being a reply guy is being a failed reply guy
In all fairness MtG is on the same intellectual wavelength as Mr. Piggy, so I understand his porkiavellian (like machiavellian but fatter) desperation to snag an easy dub from some low-hanging fruit.