💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Car Won't Crank]

Sure.

Context: So, as documented, there is A LOT of shade coming at clip channels in this space atm. Chrissie Mayr has struck Divinity Said. I assume Faran will now reinstate her strikes against Divinity - Div's channel is def at risk of being taken down for copyright. Megan Fox has said that she'll strike any clip channel that features her.

Meanwhile, Elissa's channel has become a hotbed for Nick's detractors. (I'm not sure Elissa planned on that... she just clipped Null and Clarebere's vids and it just happened.) Reading bw the lines, it really bothers Nick.

So the night before last, Elissa came onto Nick's Locals, as she does every few days. She's mostly hilarious and shit posts. But the haters will hate and she got this within an hour:

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Then, shortly after (he was clearly lurking), Nick comes on and says this to her:

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So, that's Nick being funny... but is it all humor? Y'all can judge for yourselves and get back to me (or not).

(Btw, Elissa does clip Nick's locals from behind the paywall WITH his permission. But he can always revoke that.)

Got it thanks for the extra context. These specific comments weren't mentioned in the video. Nick is trying to be funny with the Navy Seals copypasta but he's really just seething. Those rape comments being associated with Nick's group from his parasocial paypigs isn't a good look at all.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He'll be back in full swing WEDNESDAY??

He whined about having to cover a boring trial. He then jetted out early to Vegas, decided not to stream the trial even though he could have done so from his hotel suite and even though it was the defendant on the stand, and now by the time he's coming back he might miss the verdict?

What a joke!

 

[AnOminous]

I would back off the assumption that Nick *knows* this is going on and he approves of it.

I'm not, because Nick has revealed himself as a complete control freak and knows exactly what is going on in his Nick-approved psycho factory.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

He'll be back in full swing WEDNESDAY??

He whined about having to cover a boring trial. He then jetted out early to Vegas, decided not to stream the trial even though he could have done so from his hotel suite and even though it was the defendant on the stand, and now by the time he's coming back he might miss the verdict?

What a joke!

It's not 2020 anymore Nick. You have a bunch of hungry piranhas nipping at your heels. Go away too long and you wont have a channel to come back to.

 

[Maude Snew]

It's not 2020 anymore Nick. You have a bunch of hungry piranhas nipping at your heels. Go away too long and you wont have a channel to come back to.

If I hadn't left this tab open I'd have forgotten he existed already. Don't want to break those habits there. Should keep doing this though, have a snowballdo's chance in hell of renewing those contracts when they're done.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Second look back at the latest and longest chat archive for the lulz...

Let us start with the resident creep-o:

Spoiler: This is healthy

Still-Life​

I cut my ball / ass hair and face hair with just scissors. The same ones.

Still-Life​

New Mexico is populated be Quantico drop out Marine faggots who take it up the ass.

Still-Life​

This all stems from pretending we can't overpower women. Stop playing along.

Still-Life​

Can I hurt you faggot?

Still-Life​

Shut the fuck up you illiterate chink

Still-Life​

Slice up your fuck face, fag boy.

Still-Life​

I've only me 5 people I think are smarter than me. One of them is NIck

Still-Life​

Mandy's got a bear trap Lorax. You'll egg press for a week,

Still-Life​

You should throw a bomb in that place Mandy. Or you could like wak in there and start stabbing NPC's.

Still-Life​

I like mentally abusing people and I'm not sorry

Still-Life​

Mandy, will you please give my big fat wiener a smooch?

Still-Life​

Mandy, will you twitterpate my pecker with butterfly kisses?

Still-Life​

Ich bin sehr weit gereist, um euch zu treffen. ow gieß mir einen Drink ein.

Still-Life​

My spanish is better than wetback english and it kills me.

Still-Life​

Sometimes I have to speak Spanish to the wetback fucks at the store just to get service.

Still-Life​

ICP are faggots. I got in Violent J's face for hating on my NIN shirt.

Still-Life​	I hate cops, feds, and wetbacks.
Still-Life​	I hate the police, I hate Antifa, I hate racist fucking niggers.
Still-Life​	You will not divide us.

Still-Life​

My friend was spazzing out about that shit last week. I don't even believe that 'outer space' is a real place

Still-Life​

There's only one central pole. That's how a compass works, The hand points to the center of the dish.

Still-Life​	The first Bullshit the teach you in grade school is Globes and Dinosaurs.
Still-Life​	It's evil fucking bullshit

Still-Life​

It's a 12,000 year cycle.

Still-Life​

It's like a lab dish where God keeps starting over. Because the dish is a clock.

Still-Life​

@elissaclips Stupid fucking ugly rat bitch. Why aren't you raped or dead yet?

Still-Life​

Worthless fucking whore. Why the fuck are you still alive?

Still-Life​

15 times you lie to me you ugly fucking bitch. Get raped to death you ugly whore. Send proof.

Still-Life​

Like seriously, if I ever caught you outside I wouldn't even rape you. I would just beat in your ugly bitch face. Just to see the look in your eyes. No sex. Just violence. Is that OK with you?

Still-Life​

@elissaclips I hit women and I'm proud of it. Fuck you cunt. Do something. Call the cops whore. Or get Raped. No one fucking cares about you.

Still-Life​

Why the fuck aren't you bleeding to death in an alley from rape and stabbing cunt?

Still-Life​

I really want to see you suffering and in pain. What is that going to take? Be honest with me, though you are worthless.

Still-Life​

Get raped you ugly fucking cunt

Asking for local legal advice:

robertford9999​

Nick can you refer me to an divorce attorney in Waipahu, Hawaii?

Hooker knowledge drop:

Spoiler: Wow

ReformedConvict​

Hookers and blow make for epic weekends

petrolero​

Midget hookers are cheaper

robertford9999​

hooker pricing. hmm. @SaneMillennial how much do you charge

GrouchyOldGeezer​

you don't want to pay less than $40 for a hooker. ever.

rekeitalaw​

40 bucks in asia @RekietaLaw

AussieOverLawd​

What do you get for $40 from a hooker? Crabs.

SteveAutism​	I got a bj in the vip room of a strip club for a $50 tip
Thatguy2502​	Standard price in Germany around '05 was 40-60 depending on the woman and what she thought of you.

Kybosshog​

$40 an hour cash is good money.....just saying

robertford9999​

40 dollar hooker got STD's. at the very least.

beersnbullshit​

STDs don't care what the hourly cost is

LOL!

robertford9999​

I am sensitive about how my ball hair looks. not sure it looks good the way I comb it. need some opinions.

 

[Kheapathic]

That string of texts, without context, makes Still-Life sound like an AI that was told to become edgy or angry.

ICP are faggots. I got in Violent J's face for hating on my NIN shirt.

I want to say based, but won't... ... ... I'll just say broken clock and twice a day and all that.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's not 2020 anymore Nick. You have a bunch of hungry piranhas nipping at your heels. Go away too long and you wont have a channel to come back to.

If I hadn't left this tab open I'd have forgotten he existed already. Don't want to break those habits there. Should keep doing this though, have a snowballdo's chance in hell of renewing those contracts when they're done.

The Farms have always been right, but Nick has never listened.

He needed to pull back on the polti-sperging--he got banned.

He needed to take a break from going too hard on streaming--he burnt out for months

He needed to go to Rumble--it took a banning to make him do it

It has also been said that he needs to get timestamps and clips--it took years to hire an editor who does jackshit

The Farms always wins.

 

[AnOminous]

The Farms always wins.

Quite simply. Always.

Nick has already lost just by chimping at us.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's not 2020 anymore Nick. You have a bunch of hungry piranhas nipping at your heels. Go away too long and you wont have a channel to come back to.

Looks like Emily D. Baker made $12kish in Super chats on the two days Murdaugh was on the stand.

Rekieta made $0.

It has also been said that he needs to get timestamps and clips--it took years to hire an editor who does jackshit

One thing I found interesting in Emily Baker's videos while looking at her view counts was that she had informative timestamps built into the streams.

Rekieta used to have the guy in the comments who did it for free, but I haven't seen those comments in months now. Guess whoever that was didn't like the new direction of the channel.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Looks like Emily D. Baker made $12kish in Super chats on the two days Murdaugh was on the stand.

Rekieta made $0.


One thing I found interesting in Emily Baker's videos while looking at her view counts was that she had informative timestamps built into the streams.

Rekieta used to have the guy in the comments who did it for free, but I haven't seen those comments in months now. Guess whoever that was didn't like the new direction of the channel.

He will live off that Rumble contract, then be surprised when it all dries up. He will have to scramble to monetise his audience who has become accustomed to getting shit for free.

Unless he can pull of some Zelenskyy tier grift from Big-Con...

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Still Life ramblings (can't quote the post)

This is totally a-ok, but Cynthia is a dangerous harasser who broke Locals rules!!!!

Nick better hope Locals doesn't take notice. No sane human being can look at this and not immediately shut it down, for moral, financial, and legal reasons.

 

[Kheapathic]

Unless he can pull of some Zelenskyy tier grift from Big-Con...

Gavin McGinnes is gonna steal his Baldo sponsorship; tell the new conservatives how great it feels going balls deep in his ass.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Gavin McGinnes is gonna steal his Baldo sponsorship; tell the new conservatives how great it feels going balls deep in his ass.

Now that you mention it the baldo does seem like a Gavin McGinnis thing. Nick you are on par with a guy who kissed Milo Yiannopolous.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Yeah that is kind of interesting though it could be because Elissa and Divinity were part of the community and so they had to be addressed. Whereas with Pepsi Man he was an outsider as far as I know so maybe other than the rant which was just about Pepsi Man in the chat and didn't reference the channel maybe rackets feels like he should ignore the guy since his channel goes even harder than Elissa.

I believe Pepsi Man was already a member of Nick's community to some degree before he became an overt detractor. The name came up in the chat on occasion during my own browsing of Nick's streams, though I don't know when Pepsi Man first joined the community. Pepsi Man's connection to said community is likely why the first videos on the channel were about calling out Nick's behavior.

Useless trivia: there was also someone in Nick's youtube chat called Coke Man back when I was researching Drexel. Would be interesting to see them join forces, provided they aren't the same person:

 

[Strix454]

Dick Masterston for some reason tweeted out a picture of him standing next to Branca in a parking lot. There is no sign yet of any Camelot stream even though Nick himself retweeted something about it today.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Dick Masterston for some reason tweeted out a picture of him standing next to Branca in a parking lot. There is no sign yet of any Camelot stream even though Nick himself retweeted something about it today.

Branca had a drunken blowup at Dick on Drexel's stream where he kept screaming at Dick to show his face on stream.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Dick Masterston for some reason tweeted out a picture of him standing next to Branca in a parking lot. There is no sign yet of any Camelot stream even though Nick himself retweeted something about it today.


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It's about to get weird.

 

[Maude Snew]

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It's about to get weird.

I liked it when Dick said it's dickin' time then dicked all over those guys.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

PHOTO DUMP FROM VEGAS MEET-UP

Super glam crowd *cough*

Putting these here for laughs and posterity in case any of these degens end up as a mass shooter or something. (I'd l'lol' that statement but it's a little too possible...)

Quality sucks on the first set of screenshots. They were mostly taken from an iPhone YT stream which has since been privated.

Spoiler: Pics, some usernames to faces & a probable Sally

Lone Black man is The Lead Attorney from YouTube:




Oh, hi Sally:

Zoomed here (pretty sure it's her) - we know she's already met with Nick in Vegas:



A Few Usernames to Faces...

Fwiw, all I know about Darkomen42 is that he lives in Boone, NC and is TOTALLY obsessed with guns, including semi-automatics for which he's discussed getting off the black market from Turkey ..... ????? (Is that a thing?)

Urse and Lostnconfused have always been nice enough in chat. I never really tracked them.

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Okay, the kinda scary creature below with Nick is Mistie. Her user pic is on the right. Ummmmm....


Miscellaneous:

One of the t-shirts Nick gave out:



I think the idea is that this is Nick arriving in this monster-limo. It was posted somewhere without context.

Spoiler

More pics will probably drop in the next day or two. I'll post any that seem interesting as edits here.

Edit: Formatting (I'm learning)